My Story

Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday to me,

Happy Birthday to me…

U were born in Ipoh,

The town that tin built,

U should be happy and u should be proud,

That you were born in Ipoh…

U went to a good school,

And met monkeys and donkeys,

It was the best school in the nation,

ACS is the best…

And now ur in Sunway,

One of the best collages in the world,

And soon u will be joining Monash,

Make sure u get there…

Aaron,how lame can u get? U have so much free time or u that desperate? GET A LIFE…..!!!

The following are my greatest achievements in the past 19 years of life…

Day 1 - Came out after a three hour stuggle with doctors…

1st year - Learned how to walk,talk,eat,shit by myself and stop drinking any type of milk completely…

2nd year - Spoke more words and learned tamil, learned how to read and write…

3rd year - Became a big brother, went to nursery learned to cycle a 3-wheeler…

4th year - Smartest in nursery, started doing addition and subtraction in maths…

5th year - Still smartest in nursery, started doing multiplication in maths…

6th year - Go kindergarden and was smartest there too, learned chinese bad words…

7th year - Went to the best school in Perak, learned Bahasa Melayu, 1st and only operation in hospital (dont know wat was it for till today)…

8th year - Smartest in Sunday School, played a gentleman in school concert…

9th year - Still smartest in Sunday School and learned more bad words…

10th year - Smartest in school and recieved honours from many teachers…

11th year - Met Michelle Yeoh who came to my school and was once again smartest in Sunday School…

12th year - Great achievement in UPSR and was hated in Sunday School for being too smart…

13th year - Found out finally how babies were created and became the official "guinea pig" in Sunday School…

14th year - Started losing popularity in Sunday School and had the first monster crush on this girl in tuition…

15th year - Scored relatively well in PMR…

16th year - Became a F1fan and a wrestlemaniac…

17th year - SPM was a screw up and learned to drive…

18th year - Made it to one of the greatest collages in the country and became friends with some of the nicest people on the planet…

19th year - ……………………………..??????

GOD BLESS AARON RAJ…

The following are the top 50 Oscar* winning films that u must see…

50) A Beautiful Mind

49) The Bridge On The River Kwai

48) On The Waterfont

47) Lawrence of Arabia

46) My Fair Lady

45) Rainman

44) The English Patient

43) The Last Emperor

42) The Sting

41) Oliver !

40) American Beauty

39) Rebecca

38) All Quiet On The Western Front

37) Amadeus

36) Chariots of Fire

35) Chicago

34) Gigi

33) Million Dollar Baby

32) An American In Paris

31) Hamlet

30) Around The World In 80 Days

29) Shakespeare In Love

28) The Deer Hunter

27) Ordinary People

26) Terms Of Endearment

25) Dances With Wolves

24) Casablanca

23) Platton

22) Driving Miss Daisy

21) The Silence Of The Lambs

20) Gladiator

19) Unforgiven

18) Annie Hall

17) Out Of Africa

16) Gandhi

15) Midnight Cowboy

14) Gone With The Wind

13) Rocky

12) Ben Hur

11) West Side Story

10) The Sound Of Music

9) Forest Gump

Kramer vs. Kramer

7) The Godfather

6) Braveheart

5) Titanic

4) The Return Of The King

3) One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

2) The Greatest Show On Earth

1) Schindler’s List

Yup all this movies were awesome…make sure u watch them…Ive seen all of this more than once actually….

Imagine if I was the President Of Indonesia…

Imagine if I was an idiot…

Imagine if I was a priest…

Imagine if I was ur brother…

Imagine if I was a tortise…

Imagine if I was a chocolate…

Imagine if I was an angle…

Imagine if I was Tom Cruise…

Imagine if I was Napolean…

Imagine if I was married to Halle Berry…

Imagine if I was a singer…

Imagine if I was a dinosaur…

Imagine if I was Superman…

Imagine if I was a pencil…

Imagine if I was u…

Actually the fact Im trying to proove here is that imagination is a great thing.To me,imagination is the greatest gift from God to us.It has no boundaries and no one can take it away from us.So make sure u use your imagination wisely…..

Imagine a world with no imagination…

Here some questions to which we never took the trouble to ever find out the answers..

1) Who invented the scissors (gunting)?

2) Who invented the table?

3) Who invented roti canai?

4) Who invented chocolates?

5) Who invented Coke?

6) Where is the body of Alexander The Great?

7) How old is Planet Earth?

Are there aliens living among us?

9) Who invented the handphone?

and lastly..

10) How did Adam and Eve knew how to populate the Earth?

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE…….

(the last question was a request by one my friends in college…)

here are a few good old nursery which i changed a bit so it can fit todays generation of children!

Mary had a little lamb - now children nowadays cant afford to have lambs! this is because lambs are meant to be eaten. and not many kids are named mary so ill use a more common name.

Joanne had a little bunny,little bunny,little bunny, Joanne had a little bunny, its teeth was white as snow! Everywhere that Joanne went, Joanne went, Joanne went! Everywhere that Joanne went, the Bunny was sure to go! It followed her to college one day, college one day , college one day! It followed to her college one day to attend the Datins class! It made the Datin go bananas, go bananas , go bananas! It made the Datin go bananas till she had a heart attack!

Another interesting rhyme was Jack and Jill. Kids nowadays have never even seen a well or been up a hill! so here’s my version!

DD and Jon went up to Genting, To gamble in the Casino! Jon got bankrupt and sold himself, while DD became the customer!

The next rhyme was quite a hard one to change! Its Row,Row,Row Your Boat! Once again boats and gentle streams are not common in malaysia. so here’s my version! hope u guys like it!

Drive,Drive,Drive Faster on the Federal Highway! If you see a policeman, carry on driving faster!

Thats all for now!

i always wonder when i will ever go to the moon…

i always wonder wat would happen if a nuclear bomb was dropped into an active volcano…

i always wonder wat would happen if world war 3 starts…

i always wonder wat if i had a pet dinosaur…

i always wonder wat if i had a little sister…

i always wonder wat if i was a Formula 1 driver…

i always wonder if Halle Berry will ever speak to me…

i always wonder when the sun will explode…

i always wonder wat happens to me when im dead…

i always wonder wat to do with a giant spoon…

i always wonder wat to do to with a chocolate flavoured starfish…

i always wonder why is the grass green…

i always wonder wats inside my brains…

i always wonder how nice it would be if i could travel through time…

i always wonder my real age…

i always wonder if i did the right thing today…

i always wonder why i wonder to much?

so in the end i keep on wondering……………..