My Story

here are a few good old nursery which i changed a bit so it can fit todays generation of children!

Mary had a little lamb - now children nowadays cant afford to have lambs! this is because lambs are meant to be eaten. and not many kids are named mary so ill use a more common name.

Joanne had a little bunny,little bunny,little bunny, Joanne had a little bunny, its teeth was white as snow! Everywhere that Joanne went, Joanne went, Joanne went! Everywhere that Joanne went, the Bunny was sure to go! It followed her to college one day, college one day , college one day! It followed to her college one day to attend the Datins class! It made the Datin go bananas, go bananas , go bananas! It made the Datin go bananas till she had a heart attack!

Another interesting rhyme was Jack and Jill. Kids nowadays have never even seen a well or been up a hill! so here’s my version!

DD and Jon went up to Genting, To gamble in the Casino! Jon got bankrupt and sold himself, while DD became the customer!

The next rhyme was quite a hard one to change! Its Row,Row,Row Your Boat! Once again boats and gentle streams are not common in malaysia. so here’s my version! hope u guys like it!

Drive,Drive,Drive Faster on the Federal Highway! If you see a policeman, carry on driving faster!

Thats all for now!

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