This Sunday, Arsenal will beat the living daylights out of Chelsea…the Gunners are gonna have their revenge…I can see the win clearly…They are gonna drown Chelsae in the sea MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA………
ARSENAL RULES……..
(Spoken:)
Hey Mister D.J.
Put a record on
I wanna dance with my chicken
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like my Chili Padi
Hey Mister D.J.
Put a record on
I wanna dance with my chicken
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop
It’s gonna drive me crazy
Music
Chorus:
Music makes the chickens come together
[Never gonna stop]
Music makes chun hor and ka jon
[Never gonna stop humping]
Don’t think of yesterday
And I don’t look at the chick
I like to boogie-woogie, uh, uh
It’s like riding on the Kancil
And it never goes away
Touches everything I’m in
Got to have it everyday
(chorus)
Hey Mister D.J.
[Never wanna stop]
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like my Chili Padi
Hey Mister D.J.
Put a record on
I wanna dance with my chicken
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop
It’s gonna drive me crazy
Uh, uh, uh
(chorus)
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like my Chili Padi…
(repeat and fade)
Can u guess wat song that was actually? no prices for right answers…
i was eating chocolates in my room…then i heard the sound…it sounded like ka jon’s tummy…but i knew it could not be him as he was at home…then i heard it again…i got up openned the door and was shocked to see wat i saw…i died after seeing that…now im in heaven…god asked me wat i saw…i said i saw kajon and chun hor…both of them had their heads fixed on hiu li’s body while her head was fixed on joanne’s body and joanne’s on ka jon…but the thing that killed me was chun hor cos he had a tiger’s head fixed onto him…and he ate me up…from heaven i could see him feading on my dead body…then god told me"ur time has not come…GO BACK!!!" then i woke up…i was on my bed with chocolates…it was a dream actually…but i learnt a lesson from this dream…in the ende…………i gave up eating chocolates and it doesnt even mattere…………………and there’s only one thing i should, u should, everybody should know……chocolates give bad dreams……..
Unfair Taxi Charges.
I’m a student from
Monash University Malaysia . After a long tiring journey standing on the train from KL Sentral to Subang Jaya, I decided to take a taxi back to my university. I stop a cab and asked the driver the fare. He told me it costs RM10. This is so ridiculous. I mean the journey to the university is not even 5kilometres. The usual fee is only about RM6 or sometimes RM5 if you are lucky. I then asked another driver and he told me the same fee. It’s like all the drivers there have agreed with the same price. But it’s a bit ridiculous as they charge RM10 from my university to Kelana Jaya Putra LRT station which is quite a distance away but the same amount for a distance which is far much shorter than that. I asked the drivers what was the purpose of having the meter in the car and he just told me to shut the door and find another cab. I’m not the only one who has experienced this. Many of my friends also have experienced the same problem. Another incident was in the taxi company booth in Sunway Pyramid. The guy who gives out the taxi coupons is very rude. I recall seeing him having a fight with a few customers. Once he even fought with some Arab tourists. What will tourist think of us Malaysians? Then there was another incident where the driver told my friend that all the
Sunway College students and
Monash University students are very rude. He was mumbling and cursing all the students. I hope that the authorities will make the right move in overcoming this problem. We are just students. We can’t do much to stop this but the authorities can. Please do something about it. However I must say that not all the drivers are rude and obsessed with charging high fares. There are always those nice, friendly and kind hearted drivers.
Aron Raj,
Subang Jaya
Prince Aaron Raj will the most expensive film to be produced with a budget of US$250 million…
Universal Studios Present
In Association with Paramount Pictures
An Aaron Raj Film
Jack Black as Prince Aaron
Robert De Niro as Benji Keat
Nicole Kidman as Queen Jojo
Ben Stiller as Tanny Jonkating
Micheal Douglas as Master Bathe
Danny De Vito as Little Chun
Pamela Anderson as Hiuhiu
Oprah Winfrey as Queen Helen
Jessica Alba as Virgin Virginia
Owen Wilson as Weight Keat
Will Smith as Lern
Adam Sandler as Badthew
Halle Berry as Kaya
Michelle Yeoh as Chu Yun
Chow Yun Fatt as Hans How Chinh
Samuel L.Jackson as Chewmudu
and including special appearences by
Jenifer Lopez as Baw See See
Brad Pitt as Chicken Rice
Adrian Broddy as Andy
Big Show as Big Hor
Jack Nicholson as Kokikeong
Angelina Jolie as Dingding
Orlando Bloom as General Motorola
Chriss Rock as General Nokia
Snopp Dogg as The Flying Singh
David Beckham as General Arsene
Micheal Owen as General Alex
Rowan Attkinson as Kim Portable
and lastly
Asthon Kutcher as YeeJu
and
Tom Cruise as Ric Lee
Produced by Steven Speilberg,George Lucas,Martin Scorssese and Aaron Raj
Written and directed by Aaron Raj…
Coming Soon 2012…
Aaron was attacked by the guards…he was tranqualized by them…Master Bathe quickly informed Queen Jojo about the situation…She came to Planet Banting…Meanwhile Benjikeat appeared in Aaron’s dream again…
Benji: See Aaron I told u they were lying…Do u really want to know who ur parents were?
Aaron: Yes will u tell me…
Benji: I am your father…!!!
Aaron: No……….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U lie….!!!!!!!!
Benji: Go ask Queen Jojo…
Aaron woke up…Queen Jojo was beside him…She calmed Aaron down…Then Aaron asked her…
Aaron: U knew my parents…Benji says his my dad…say it isnt true…
Jojo : Im afraid that’s the truth…A long time ago Benji and my sister,Jeje were good friends…they loved each other actually…but their parents never allowed them to be together…so they ran to Planet Puchong and got married there…Benji’s dad thought we kidnapped him and attacked us…We lost the battle…And this made Jeje unhappy and she was pregnant with twins at the time…Tanny is ur brother and Weight Keat is actually my son kidnapped by Kaya and Chu Yun a long time ago…
Aaron: But wat about my mom?
Jojo : She has gone a long time ago…she died during child birth…
Aaron: Why didnt u tell me this earlier? Why is Benji so bad den?
Jojo : Apparently he’s obssessed about controlling the galaxy…
Aaron: I need some time alone…
Jojo : Ok…rest
Aaron slept again and Benji appeared again…
Benji: So did she tell u?
Aaron: Yes but why fight when we can leave together?
Benji: She didnt tell u how ur mom died,did she?
Aaron: Yes she died giving birth to me and Tanny…
Benji: All lies…She was murdered…Master Bathe and Queen Jojo killed her…
Aaron: U lie…!!!
Benji: Why u think im so obssessed of destroying the universe and killing Queen Jojo and Master Bathe? They killed ur mom…They shot her…Queen Jojo ordered it and Master Bathe did it…I was there and i was able only to save u and ur bro…But later Master Bathe kidnapped u and took u to Queen Jojo…If u still dont believe me go and check the historical records in the vault…
Aaron woke up and went to the vault…he was shocked…Benji was telling the truth…Filled with anger he went to master bathe…
Aaron: U killed my mom…U murderer……..!!!!!!
Bathe: Now calm down…let me explain…ur mom and dad were trying to kill both their parents…it was an unplanned event…it was collateral damage…
Aaron: collateral damage…that’s wat u see human life as? Where are ur values as a master? And u Queen Jojo ordered ur own sister to be terminated…
Jojo : Aaron, ur confused…it was all i could do at the moment…
Aaron: Murderers…………!!!!!!! U wanted the galaxy for ur selfs…
Aaron ran away fighting with all the guards…he hoped into a space scooter and left Planet Banting…
Jojo : Wat has happen to him?
Bathe: Twisted by the dark side young Raj has become…
And of Aaron went…He did not know where he was heading…Then a forced pulled him towards Benji’s ship…he landed in his ship…He was greeted by Tanny and Weight Keat…he was taken to Benji…
Benji: My son…U have comed to me…now we shall so them as father and son how powerfull we are and revenge ur mom’s death…
Aaron: Ok but i want to destroy Bathe myself…
Benji: I shall grant u that wish…
THE FINAL BATTLE…
Benji’s ship were attacking Planet PJ…Meanwhile the Kayas and Chu Yuns were attacking Planet Ipoh…the droids were fighting with the armies of Benji…General Arsene and General Alex were face to face with their crusaders and star destroyers…All were in battle…Meanwhile in Planet Banting preperations were being made for Queen Jojo to leave for safety…She,Queen Helen,Badthew,Hiuhiu and Little Chun were going to escape to Planet Raheal…Chewmudu, Hans How Chinh and Master Bathe were going to fight…A small ship with Tanny,Benji,Weight Keat and Price Aaron arrived at planet Banting…A battle started…Prince Aaron went to fight with Master Bathe…Tanny was fighting with Little Chun…and Weight Keat with Hiuhiu…Benji and Jojo were fighting in the ship…Badthew and Queen helen were preparing the ship to escape…Master Bathe kicked Aaron and went up his ship…Benji left Jojo and jumped on the ship too…they left for space…
Aaron was now with Jojo…
Jojo : Aaron why? Forget this…U were supposed to bring balance to our galaxy and not become the one who needs to be destroyed…!
Aaron : U shut up…! U lied to me all this while…
And they were fighting…swords against the razor sharp teeth of Jojo…Suddenly Hiuhiu fell…she was about to be slashed by Weight keat when Little Chun jumped from his battle and striked him from behind…Weight Keat died…Queen Jojo was so sad as her son had died…She teleported herself into the ship…Little Chun got his revenged when he killed tanny by shaving his head and hiuhiu pulled Weight Keat’s body into the ship…Aaron could do anything although his blood could heal as it does not work with family members…
Meanwhile Master Bathe and Weight Keat were fighting in space…Master Bathe being a more skilled fighter won the battle when he beheaded Benji…Aaron sensed this…He aimed a nuke canon and fired towards the ship…Hans How Chinh and Chewmudu died…Master Bathe teleported himself into Helen’s ship…
Aaron then turned off the droids…General Arsene lost the battle…Kayas and Chu Yuns were screaming "Hail Prince Aaron" when Aaron screamed back and said he will no longer be called Prince Aaron Raj…The prince is no more…From now on he shall be known as Darth Raj Keat…He had won the battle and the galaxy was now under his controll…….
Meanwhile Queen Jojo and the rest arrived at Planet Raheal where they were greated by Count Sazsa…She gave them protection and Weight Keat was given a royal funeral…A few months past and the randomlly chosen girl who would give birth to Aaron’s children gave birth…Master Bathe witness the birth…The mother died…She gave birth to twins a boy and a girl…The boy was to be named Aaron Rajwalker and the girl was to be named Nora Jar…The boy was given to be adopted by Little Chun and Hiuhiu who agreed to raise him up…The girl was left with Queen Jojo…Master Bathe on the other hand left for the dark planets of Popiah…
Darth Raj Keat has now taken control of the galaxy…He created a new government under his watchfull eyes…And he ruled them all…His accomplishes included the bounty hunters Kaya and Chu Yun and his brother Tanny who apparently was able to be saved…Little Chun didnt kill him properly…And thus ends the life of Prince Aaron Raj with the birth of Darth Raj Keat
THE END…
A Film By Aaron Raj…
ok as the main characters were now heading for Intergalactic Forces…the prince realised something…where is virgin virginia…she dissapeared…wat had happened to her…then master bathe had a vision…she is no longer a virgin…she is apparently enjoying herself in planet potato with the rest of the potato heads…she has finally found her ultimate happiness with the potatoes…meanwhile back in the moon of planet helenia,badthew told his mother,Queen Helen wat had happened…so Queen Helen ordered all her men to ready her ship and they all were also heading towards the Intergalactic forces…
Meanwhile,Aaron arm has been slashed off but his blood could not heal him…his blood can only heal others but not himself…so Little Chun and Chewmudu fixed a robotic arm for the prince…Now Aaron wanted to know more about the intergalactic forces…wat was it actually…den master bathe told him the story of it…The intergalactic forces is actually the allied forces of the new galaxy…they combine of three important planets…Planet Ipoh,Planet Banting and Planet PJ…They were all connected and were run by General Arsene Wenger and his team of elite players…Their team were called Arsenal…They were the most elite forces and the only ones who can protect Queen Jojo from Benjikeat…However Benjikeat also had his own army run by General Alex Ferguson…His team of soldiers were as equal as General Arsene’s…
Meanwhile…on Benjikeat’s ship, he realised that his soldiers were out numbered…he only had about 300 strong men,Tanny’s beagle army and Alex’s team…So he made clones of his bounty snipers,Kaya and Chu Yun…soon they were a thousand Kayas and Chu Yuns…The Intergalactic Empire also knew of this plan by Benjikeat…But they need not clone the soldiers as they had more then a thousand droids…
The Kancil was nearing the Intergalactic empire…they landed on Planet Ipoh…the prince and master bathe however had to go to planet Banting…The rest of them were taken into the medic for health treatment…When Master Bathe and Prince Aaron arrived at Planet banting they were briefed by general arsene about Benji’s attack…they were preparing for battle…then Queen Helen arrived…she went to planet ipoh while her son went to help the prince…they were now waiting for benjikeat to arrive and attack with full force…now the force was worried aaron might die…so they took his dna and injected it into a randommly chosen girl who will bear his chid…
After that aaron went to sleep for a while…he had a dream…Benjikeat was in it…he was speaking to aaron…
Benjikeat: Dark side of the force is a the key to the power so powerfull one can imagine.with this power u will be able to find ur parents…
Aaron: Wat? u knew my parents? they still alive?
Benjikeat: Yes but they are hidden from you…
Aaron: Where are they?
Benji: I cant tell u but i can give u this power to find them…
Aaron: how do i know u not lying to me…
Benji: Ask Master Bathe………..
Aaron woke up…he rushed towards master bathe and asked him about his parents…
Aaron: Master u knew my parents…
Bathe: I knew u would ask me this one day…Yes i did know them…
Aaron: where are they? i must see them…why didnt u tell me this earlier…
Bathe: queen jojo and i felt it wasnt important for u to know…
Aaron: so where are they?
Bathe: they have gone to the other kingdom a long time ago…
Aaron: LIAR!!!!!!! Benji says their still alive and are somewhere hear…
Bathe: benji?!…his been playing with ur mind…
Aaron: U LIE!!!!!!!!! Im going to see Queen Jojo now…
Bathe: No u shall not…Guards seize him…
Aaron was attacked by the guards..he was tranqualized by them……..
wat lies ahead? stay tuned…
im pissed off by the prices of taxi charges in the klang valley especially in subang jaya…u may not be believe this but the cabbies are charging RM10 from subang ktm to sunway college…a distance of less than 5km…this is a liitle too much…in fact its way too much…they charge RM9 from college to kelana jaya lrt but ten from subang ktm to college…rediculous right?
Taxi drivers be prepared there will be an article about u guys coming soon in NSTP…im officailly going to complain about u guys…then we see who the real man…..MUAHAHAHAHAHA…….
please feel free to critisize the taxi drivers who charge too much…but not all are bad as there are some really nice drivers who are very friendly…
bye for now…look for my letter to editor in nstp coming soon…
ok they were arriving to Planet MTV…they landed near the cave of Kim Portable…Hiuhiu didnt really trusted the look on Kim’s face…he had a nasty smile…he told them to have dinner with them first before they left for their destinations…Queen Jojo agreed…They had a really nice dinner…Queen Jojo got her favourite carrot steak…After dinner they were all feeling a little sleepy…Suddenly Queen Jojo fainted…Hiuhiu and Little Chun sensed something wrong…Little Chun immidiately sent a s.o.s to prince aaron…then he fainted…hiuhiu was trying to escape but then she also fainted…Kim Portable has betrayed them…
Meanwhile in Planet Potato, the prince recieved his msg during training…he insisted on going back to save them…But master Bathe said it was their destiny to die…Prince Aaron said he has to go save his friends…Master Bathe sensed that he had no choice but to let the prince go…Master bathe told the prince that he will need a fast ship to get there and there was only one potato chip in the planet who has this ship…His name was Hans How Chinh and his companion Chewmudu…the two of them were flying the Volkswagen beatle…a motified version of herbie…so the prince went and saw them and they agreed to help him…master bathe said he will follow them as well…so off they went to planet MTV…
meanwhile Tanny and gang arrived in planet MTV…they were greeted by Kim…Tanny was happy that his planned had worked…Now Little Chun woke up…he found himself tied to a pole like a doghe could not escape…Hiuhiu woke up to find herself tied up next to Queen Jojo…then Tanny and gang came in…Tanny and Weight Keat carried Hiuhiu to another room…Queen Jojo was left alone in the room with Ric Lee and YeeJu…Hiuhiu could hear Queen Jojo screaming…she was being tortured by two of them…on the hand,Little Chun was being tortured too…Tanny and Weight Keat were whipping him…Little Chun was tortured beyond recognition…His eyeballs fallen out…guts lying all over the place…his penis dislocated…arms broken…blood all over…after that they went towards hiuhiu…they had other intentions for her…they were gonna kill her by spliting her body into two…
Suddenly they saw a ship approaching…it was the prince…they landed a battle started…Master Bathe was fighting with Weight Keat while Tanny and Aaron finally met each other for the first time…a battle started…Hans How Chinh and Chew Mudu went to help Little Chun…they picked up all his body pieces and took him to his Kancil…Aaron could hear Queen Jojo screaming…then Tanny slashed off Aaron’s hand…Tanny sensed victory…However Master Bathe beheaded Weight Keat…Weight Keat died…frustrated,tanny picked up weight keat’s head and escape with his ship…Aaron rushed to Queed Jojo…when he entered the room he was shock to see wat happened…RicLee and YeeJu were dead…they were actually eaten alive by Queen Jojo…the screams he heard was not from the queen but from RicLee and YeeJu…they got Hiuhiu and left for the Intergalactic Forces…Then Kim came out…before leaving,Hiuhiu killed Kim by biting off his penis…he bled to death…
on the ship,Little Chun was about to die…everyone was sad…then Quuen Jojo told aaron something…aaron had the power to heal…his blood can heal anyone…that’s why Benjikeat wants him…so aaron used a penknife and cut his palm and dripped his blood on Little Chun…they were all shocked to see this and little chun survived…the were now all heading to the Intergalactic Forces…
meanwhile Tanny returned to Planet Kit Keat with Weight Keat’s head…Benjikeat was so sad and devastated…he ordered all his forces to prepare for battle…they were going to attack the Intergalactic Forces and this time he will be going with them…Weight Keat’s head was then fixed onto a hedgehog and was alive again…he will follow them too…the final battle is about to begin…
Stay tuned for the all action twisty ending soon…
TO BE CONTINUED……..
Now after landing in Planet Potato they went looking for Master Bathe…the virgin Virginia was showing them the direction…they then arrive at a small shed…inside the shed was Master Bathe…the went to see him…He said he had expected them to come and warned Queen Jojo about the one who will betray her but he did not say who…now he said he will grant three wishes to the crew and then carry on with the Prince’s mission…Badthew said he missed his mom,Queen Helen and wanted to go back to her since he had no purpose in the mission…and so master bathe teleported him back…second wish was from hiuhiu…she was fed up with her seven legs and wanted just 2…and she got her wish…now the last wish came from little chun…since he was little,everything in his body was litte…so he wanted somethings to be big and he got it…
now all of them have got their wishes and were told by Master Bathe to go to Planet MTV…there they must go meet Kim Portable who with deport them to the Intergalactic Allied Forces base in Planet Bean…The prince will now start his training with the Master on the wisdom on shaving…they all left for Planet Bean and the prince started his training…Master Bathe told him the only way he can defeat Tanny was by using the Golden Blade and shaving off Tanny’s long afro head…that’s the only way he can defeat him…he thought the prince the art of shaving…
meanwhile in the Putra Space Station,Tanny and Weight Keat went to pick Ric Lee who also brought another assasin named YeeJu…the 4 of them have been assigned to operation KJ which is actually operation Kill Jojo…they were now heading for Planet MTV…
Will Queen Jojo be saved from this 4 monsters? will the prince be able to complete his training?
TO BE CONTINUED…
