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As we move towards the future, new diseases have been discovered…in other to prevent them, some steps have to ba taken…the following is a list of the 10 most deadliest diseases that could bring an end to humanity…

1. The Ribena Syndrome - Discovered in Sunway University College Cafeteria…It was discovered by Eric Lee…According to him,if u drink too much ribena when u are young, ur IQ will drop rapidly as u grow up…It’s first victim was Tan Ka Jon…When the virus attacked him, he first started to speak like a 12 year old…As the minutes went pass, he spoke like a five year old…An hour later all he said was "GooGooGaaGaa"…
2. The Laughing Virus - This is another deadly virus as well…Originated from the island of Penang, it made it’s way to Sunway and now Monash…It spreads though the laughter of a mutated bee called Saw Bee Bee…Whenever she laughs,everyone else seems to laugh along with her…This has led to an increase of lunacy cases…
3. The Long Finger Sydrome - Originated from Indonesia, the long finger sydrome is a sexually dangerous virus…It’s carrier is Virginia…The Virginia is a human being with a mutated middle finger which is as long as a finger…whenever the finger is shown,people start talking dirty…this has lead to an increase in the number of sexual harrasment cases…
4. The ChunChun Sydrome - Originated from Puchong, it slows down human growth…The ChunChun is a genetic virus so it doesn’t spread easily…However, its carriers are normally unmatured adults who are playboys…so there is a big risk in this as well…The carriers age are normally between 18 to 21 but they actually only look like 8 or 10 year olds…
5. The KitKeat Virus - A virus that is spread through the porcupine species or human beings…It’s carrier known as Chang Wei Keat passes the virus through his lame jokes…The virus actually just make u want to sleep and sleep and sleep…u will in fact be sleeping 22 hours only to get up to shit and eat…
6. The Jonk Virus - This virus originated from PJ only affects people who drive Perodua vehicles…The virus’s carrier Tan Ka Jon spreads the viorus through his funny laughter…The virus enters the human body and somehow plays with ur DNA…it results in excessive hair growth on the arms, face and especially the eye brows…it also makes ur hair grow upwards into an afro…
7. The Gossip Syndrome - Originated from Klang, this virus is common among indian girls…for example,a carrier by the name of Rachel seems to somehow always have some story to share with us…how is this bad?…well she actually uses the stories as a decoy while she actually reads ur mind…it may cost a  loss of memory and even madness…
8. The Starbucks Virus - This virus makes people become obssese with Starbucks…Its claimed more than a million victims…its number one victim is Syaza…It somehow influences the poor girl to go to Starbucks at least once a week…How is this bad?…It results in loss of money and also may cause certain girls to become hyper especially when they drink Tazo Tea…
9. The Jojo Syndrome - Another deadly virus…first discovered in Ampang now in Bandar Kinrara 5…It’s a bit to do with vampires…the carrier Joanne transforms herself into a joannecula at night and goes hunting for young cute angmoh(white guys)…she uses her sharp bunny teeth and bites their neck and sucks out their blood…during the day however, she is a nice cunning girl but when the sun sets, the evil awakens…
10. The Tong Syndrome - The most deadliest of all…Just looking at the person kills u…The virus is a human itself…born in Tawau,Sabah…educated in Singapore…hometown in Banting and currently reciding in LagoonView…wat does this virus do to u?…well basically it makes u stupid,horny,angry…etc…depending on the situation…it however is famous for annoying brilliant people like Aaron Raj and not finishing assognments on time…

So based on the 10 diseases and viruses above, Aaron Raj and his team of MAD doctors have came up with a solution to overcome such a threat…all u guys have to do is come to Ipoh…The Land Of the Living…or u can all just die…

THE END…

This is a story similar to desperate housewives…many women feel that being housewives can be terrible…and so they came up with that show…but what about us guys?…aren’t we desperate too?…well at least most of us are…in fact of 4 guys, i can say that 3 are desperate…this is based on a survey i conducted on 4 guys…the guys are:

1. Tan Ka Jon
2. Chang Wei Keat
3. Kah Chun Hor
4. Aaron Raj

Out of that 4,3 are desparate…

A message to all the girls who read my blog…if u gals want to know more about them,please feel free 2 ask me for their numbers…

People…if u guys want to continued being entertained by my brilliant masterpieces, please suggest some topics that u like me to blog about…I’m seriusly running out of ideas…But i’ve got a few more super duper stories to blog before i run out of ideas…

so guys…please suggest something…a name of a person u want me to blog about…a name of something…anything…food…movies…anything…

thank u…

THE FINAL BATTLE…

Its been 24 hours since hiu li and joanne arrived at the zoo…joanne slept like a bunny with the bunnies…hiu li however was trying to find her cousins but all she could find were dears…anyways the two of them will now be competing against each other…and so the race continues…they went to aaron for their next clue…aaron gave it to them…it read,

"GO TO KLCC AND FIND UR NEXT CLUE"

so the two of them left separartely…when they arrived at klcc, they went hunting for the clues like beagle dogs…then hiu li found it first…she took the clue…it read,

"GO TO THE BRIDGE ON KLCC AND BUNGEE JUMP FOR UR NEXT CLUE"

and so she went to the bridge…joanne found her clue too and went up the bridge…as hiu li was about to jump…joanne took out a scissors…when hiu li jumped, she cut the rope…and hiu li landed straight onto the ground…her head was crcked open…her brains were splahsed all over the place…hiu li died…joanne then made an evil laughter…she had gone bananas…then the security and police came…they tried to arrest her…but she had transformed into a mad women…she bit all the security officers…finally the police had no choice but to shoot her…so they fired 11 shots into her ass and 1 shot into her head…she died instantly…and so the race was called off…

so wat happens to the prize money?

well the organizers felt that aaron had done a terrific job in hosting the event…so they decided to give him the prize money…and as a bonus,they said that they will sponsor his studies in Monash Australia for the rest of his course…

in an interview with Aaron conducted by CNN’s Aron Raj, Aaron said,

"Well i didn’t really expect this!!!…..However, as they say, SHIT HAPPENS!!!…"

and thus ends the first season of The Amazing Race Monash Edition…The sponsors and organizers would like to hear ur feedback on the host and the contestants for next season…

THE END

Its been 24 hours since the last remaining two teams arrived at the pit stop…joanne and hiu li who arrived first will be the first to leave…they went to aaron and took their clue…it read,

"DRIVE UP TO CAMERON HIGLANDS BOH TEA PLANTATION TO GET UR NEXT CLUE"

so joanne and hiu li left…and yes joanne was driving…meanwhile ka jon and chun hor also got their clue so they also left…joanne and hiu li arrived at the plantation first…they saw their clue…they took it…it read,

"DETOUR…MAKING TEA OR PLUCKING TEA"

joanne and hiu had to decided before reading on and they decided to make tea…so they continued reading,

"UR TEAM WILL HAVE TO MAKE 100 GLASSES OF TEA FOR THE STAFF…EACH GLASS HAS TO BE MADE INDIVIDUALY"

and so joanne and hiu li started making tea…ka jon and chun hor then arrived…they decided to pluck tea…their job was simple…just fill 2 baskets full with tea leaves…and they were off plucking tea leaves…surprisingly they finished faster…they took their next clue…

"DRIVE DOWN TO MELAKA…GO TO THE A FAMOSA FOR UR NEXT CLUE"

so they drove all the way down…hiu li and joanne also finished and drove down to melaka…once they arrived there, they rushed for the clue box…hiu li pushed chun hor as she grab the clue…the clue read,

"GET URSELVES TO ZOO NEGARA"

and the teams left…during the journey…hiu li and joanne were having a masterplan on how to beat jon and chun hor…finally they came up with a solution…hiu li said she will flirt with ka jon so he will be distracted…onced they arrived there,hiu li saw ka jon…she called him…,

"Jonny boy…oh…jonny boy"

ka jon went towards her and asked wat she wanted…hiu li just said,

"i think ur the hottest guy in this race…maybe we could have dinner sometime…"

immidiately there was the biggest smile in jon’s face…on the other hand chun hor was screaming,

"Oooi!!!…Fatty…Fasterlah…U wanna lose to them ah?"

ka jon replied, "U shutup…u just jelous that she likes me and not u!!!"

chun hor yelled back…"me jelous?…hey i got better taste man…"

and they started an arguement…sudenlly chun hor got so pissed with ka jon he punched him…ka jon fainted…he was bleeding…chun hor realising wat he had done called for help…jo and hiu li went there to help…aaron went there to…ka jon was not breathing…he needed CPR…and the ambulance has not arrived yet…so chun hor did CPR on ka jon…aaron was giving the commands,

"1..2..3..blow"…no signs of breathing…second time "1..2..3..blow" and ka jon coughed…he coughed out a piece of hot dog which he was chocking on…chun hor was so pissed with jon…he told aaron

"we quit the game"…aaron tried to stall them but it didnt work…so they eliminated themselves…so does this mean that joanne and hiu li are the winners?

no not yet…the grand prize is only aplicable to one person…so now the teams broke up…hiu li and joanne were going against each other individually…they were all now in Zoo Negara which was their pitstop…

after the incident, ka jon and chunhor were interviewed

chun hor only had this to say…"i’m sorry for hitting ka jon…i didnt really mean it…i was angry at the moment…we may have lost the race but we still have each other"

jon said…"u really mean that chun hor?…in that case,will u marry me?"

chun hor walked towards jon…grabbed him and gave him a #@~@!~#!

TO BE CONTINUED

Its been 24 hours since the remaining teams arrived at the Mulu Cave Resort…jon and chun hor who were the first team to arrive will be the first team to depart…they went to aaron to get their clue…they took it from him…it read

"GO TO IPOH AIRPORT…FROM THERE TAKE A CAB TO THE SAM POH TONG WHERE YOU WILL FIND UR NEXT CLUES…"

jon and chun hor rushed to the airport…they arrived in klia…unfortunately there are only 2 flights to Ipoh…one in the morning and one at night…they arrived around the afternoon…so they waited…meanwhile back in sarawak…bee bee, vir, joanne and hiu li formed an alliance again…they wanted to get rid of jon and chun hor first…they left for klia…

now all of them were able to get the same flight to ipoh…they arrived in ipoh quite late at night…they were able to get cabs to the temple…however, the temple was close…the 4 girls checked in to the nearby hotel…meanwhile chun hor and jon cuddled with each other and slept together…

the next day the temple open…the teams went in…they found the clue box…they opened their clues…it read,

"ROADBLOCK…WHO WANTS TO GO EATING?"

the teams had to decide first before reading the next page…ka jon, bee bee and joanne were taking part…then they continued reading…

"IPOH IS FAMOUS FOR ITS FOOD…IN ORDER TO GET UR NEXT CLUE, U WILL HAVE TO GO AND DRINK THE IPOH WHITE COFFEE AND EAT IPOH CHICKEN RICE PLUS AS A BONUS THE FIRST TEAM WHICH CAN EAT AARON’S FAVOURITE HOT SPICY TOMYAM WILL GO DIRECTLY TO THE NEXT PITSTOP"

so they all went to eat…the white coffee was the easiest…ka jon finished it in one gulp…bee bee and joanne drank slowly but they finished it…next was chicken rice…ka jon finished his and had time to have another…bee bee also ate quite fast…joanne was eating slowly…u could see her bunny teeth slowly munching the chicken…then it was Aaron’s meal…suddenly ka jon could not talk…he was chocking…chun hor punched his stomach and a pice of chicken flew out form his mouth…bee bee was laughing with her mouth wide open…and the chicken form ka jon’s throat ended up in bee bee’s mouth…bee bee threw up as well…this made jo faster she started with the tomyam…the moment she put the first spoon in her mouth…her eyes got teary and she started crying…it was so hot…yet she finished it…thus she got the special clue which was,

"GO TO NEXT PITSTOP WHICH IS AARON’S HOUSE"

and they left…the other 2 teams could not finish the dish…so they got their clues which read,

"GO TO ANGLO CHINESE SCHOOL IPOH AND FIND AARON BROTHER…HE WILL GIVE U NEXT CLUE"

and the 2 teams rushed to the school…they met aaron’s brother and got their next clue which read,

"GO TO NEXT PITSTOP WHICH IS AARON’S HOUSE…LAST TEAM TO CHECK IN WILL BE DEFINATELY ELIMINATED"

and they rushed…however bee bee and virginia were no longer interested at the race…they were in an all boy’s school filled with some of the best looking and cutest and hottest and hunkiest guys in the world…so they were having their moment there…meanwhile, joanne and hiu li arrived at aaron’s house…aaron said,

"Hiu Li and Joanne,u guys are the first team to arrive"

hiu li and joanne jumped with joy…then aaron continued,

"As winners of this part of the race, the two of u will have a chance to stay in my dog kennel for two nights"

hiu li and joanne looked at each other…smiled…looked back at aaron and each gave him a black eye…aaron fainted…when he woke up,jon and chun hor were standing there…confused,aaron said,

"U guys team 2…Go…HELP…!"

then after getting medical attention,aaron was waiting for the last team and no one had arrived yet…it was almost midnight…then he heard singing which went like this…,

"ur just too good to be true…cant take my eyes off u…blah blah blah…"

in a distance he could see bee bee and vir…both of them were drunk to the maximum…vir’s face was as red as a ferrari and bee bee was wearing a beer can as a hat…

"u guys are the last team and are eliminated" aaron said angrily…bee bee however just said…,

"i didnt know hippo godda cho manry hotre gays…" well she was drunk

and vir said, "i metti somi onei who hassi longi fingeri thani meeeeeeeeee…."

and the two of them puked on aaron…

TO BE CONTINUED…

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA………

THEY FINALLY LOST…!!!!!!!…AND I’M BACK…!!!

And of all teams they lost to Blackburn…..wat next guys?

sad so sad…

Arsenal will be back…!!!

I just spoke to Arsene and he says i’ll be joining them soon for their match against MU in a couple of weeks time…

I shall start my training with them a day after my exams…

And well Fernando finally got it…well if it wasn’t for kimi’s reliabilty problems he would have won…

still there is the Constructors Championship and im pretty sure Mclaren will get it…And if they do i will buy each and every one of u a drink of your choice from the cafeteria…it’s the least i can do…thank me later…

bye…

muahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha……………….

they lost…………….

hahahahahahahahaha

what am i talking about?

well mr.tan, mr.wei keat, mr. kah and many other supporters will know wat i mean….

come on guys of all teams why blackburn?

they burnt the players too much is it?

haha…….it they were to lose to liverpool and i can accept but blackburn?…they paid u guys to lose is it?

sad…

arsenal draw…

more sad…

Its been 12 hours since the team had arrived…Bee Bee and Virginia who arrived first will be the first to leave…they went to Aaron and took their clue…it read,

"GET URSELVES TO LANGKAWI…U CAN EITHER DRIVE OR FLY…ONCED AT LANGKAWI, FIND THE GIANT EAGLE…"

Bee bee and vir decided to fly there…they drove straight to the airport…unfortunately…they were only 10 minutes late to miss the first flight…the next flight was in 2 hours and they decided to wait…then it was hiu li and joanne…they decided to drive there…however,joanne was having cramps on her feet…so hiu li drove to langkawi without having the slightest clue on which direction to go…wei kaet,kim,ka jon and chun hor also left but they went to airport and joined bee and vir…

as hiu li was driving, joanne happened to noticed a road sign which read…

"JOHOR BAHRU 300km"

joanne started screaming like a mad women…she went hysterical…they were going the wrong way…instead of going north they were going south…they pulled over…switched places and headed back in right direction…now in the airport…an announcement was made…

"All flights delayed by 3 hours due to technical problems at control tower"

all of them were shocked…but they decided to wait…as time went pass they finally boarded the plane and were headed to Langkawi…when they landed at the airport they went to the Giant Eagle and were shocked to see joanne and hiu li there before them…apparently joanne was driving at 240km/h…

joanne and hiu took their clues…it read

"GO TO MOUNT KINABALU RESORT SABAH…"

they all took their clues and left for sabah…they managed to get the flights to sabah…all in same plane…once in sabah they went to the resort…they found their clues…it read,

"DETOUR" a detour is where u are given 2 tasks…choose and complete 1 of it and get the next clue…

"TASK 1: FIND THE RAFFLESIA FLOWER" "TASK 2: FIND THE PITHCER PLANT"

beebee and vir joined forces with hiu li and jo…the for of them went hunting for rafflesia…kim and wei keat were hunting for pitcher plant…chun hor and jon were still thinking which plant to find…but wat teams didnt realise tha the plants were just behind the clues…a few yards away…suddenly jon saw it…he went and took the clue…he gave it to chun hor…it read,

"GO TO THE MULU CAVE RESORT IN SARAWAK…LAST TEAM TO CHECK IN WILL BE ELIMINATED"

jon and chun hor left the scene…the other teams then found their clues and left too…they all flew there…chun hor and jon arrived at the resort first…once again they were greeted by aaron who told them,

"Chun Hor and Ka Jon…U guys are team number one…"

the two of them were filled with joy that they french kissed eah other only to realise that they were not gay…they then vomited at aaron for doing the disgussting stuff…aaron was covered with ka jon’s and chun hor’s vomit…

the next team to come was a tie…bee bee,vir,joanne and hiu li arrived the same time…and lastly wei kaet and kim arrived…and aaron told them,

"Wei Keat and Kim…u are the last team to arrive…i’m sorry to say that u’ve both been eliminated from the race"

wei keat and kim were quite sad…wei keat said,

"Shadap aaron…shadap…" and kim was speaking philosophy…

and so the second part of the race was over…will jon and chun hor still have their lead?…will bee bee and vir still be allies with joanne and hiu li…stay tuned…

TO BE CONTINUED…