My Story

Well apparently the amazing race has been a popular program on television…many of the monash students loved watching it i think…so the Monash University Students Association(MUSA) which is now taken over by MAD decided to held their own version of the amazing race…Its president, Teh Yong Guan said that the monash students were often bored with the activities by the previus rulling party…so this year the new party decided to have a better event…It was the The Amazing Monash Race…

Only 5 teams of two people were allowed…The price was a tution fee free semester for a semester…well that is something…so the entrance forms were given out…they expected only about 20 entries but they ended up with 70 over entries…after that they narrowed down the list…The following is a list of the 5 teams:

Team 1: Kah Chun Hor and Tan Ka Jon

Team 2: Saw Bee Bee and Virginia Jauw

Team 3: Chang Wei Keat and Kim

Team 4: Rachel and Shawn

Team5: Tong Hiu Li and Joanne Soo Li Yeng

The show needed a host and they were able to get Aaron Raj…Aaron was gonna be the show host, activities coordinator, show producer and show director…So now the race was set to begin…

All the teams packed their stuff and waited at the foyer to be flagged off…Aaron was there too explaining to them their orders…The teams wh have to follow the clues in the boxes…The clue boxes are painted the Monash logo…Then the time came for the race to start…

1…2…and the whistle was blowed by Aaron…

All ran to clue box…Pushing each other…Wei Keat using his sharp hair and poking Hiu’s ass…Ka Jon blowing everyone to a side…But the strogest person,Shawn was the first one who got the clue…It read:

"GO TO STARBUCKS IN SUNWAY PYRAMID AND FIND SYAZA"

So they all went to pyramid…Jon and Chun hor went in Jon’s Kembara…Wei Keat went in Kim’s car with him…shawn went with rachel in her car…beebee and vir flew offin their vios…but hiu li was left behind…there was no sign of jo…then suddenly from the carpark came out a blue Honda…Jo was driving her dad’s car finally…and they were off to pyramid…

They arrived in pyramid almost the same time…They parked the cars and went to starbucks…there Cik Syaza was sitting down enjoying her Tazo Tea…They approach her…she looked at them and started laughing…then she gave them all a clue…the clue read:

"ROADBLOCK!" a roadblock is a task where only one person of the team may perform…

"WHO WANTS TO GET WET?" and they had to decide and tell aaron who was also there before reading on…

so Chun Hor, Virginia, Kim, Hiu Li and Shawn were gonna do it…then they continued reading…

"GO TO THE HANGING BRIDGE IN SUNWAY LAGOON AND JUMP INTO THE LAKE FOR UR NEXT CLUE"

they were all shocked…they had never done this before…but they had to do it or be disqualified…

Chun Hor was first…the poor fellow was so frighten that he pissed in his pants as he was jumping into the lake…the rest all followed but they had to jump from a different location as a small part of the lake was contaminated with chun hor’s urine…they then got their next clue…

"GO TO GENTING HIGHLANDS…THE LAST THEME TO CHECK IN AT THE FIRST WORLD HOTEL WILL BE ELIMINATED!!!"

so they all hoped into their cars and rushed there…bee bee who was driving the fastest car reached first…they went in to the hotel…aaron was waiting there…he said:

"Bee Bee and Virginia…..U guys are Team no.1…"

Bee and vir jumped with joy…bee bee could not stop laughing and vir was pointing her fingers at everyone…aaron continued,

"As the winners of the first part of the race, the two of u have won a 3 day 2 night stay for 4 at the presedential suite in Theme Park Hotel which u guys can enjoy after the race…"

next team to arrive was Hiu Li and Joanne…Joanne apparently drove faster then Chun hor and the rest…they were followed by Kim and Wei Keat…and then two people came running…one was almost lost of breath…they were chun hor and jon…they were team no.4…and lastly rachel and shawn came…apparently they got lost…and so they were the last team and were eliminated…shawn had this to say:

"Wat kinda of a fucking race is this?…That aaron is such a fool…Im gonna bash him up later for eliminating me…"

rachel said,

"Well, its just a racelah…im going back to Klang…bye"

and so the first part of the race is over…stay tune for the second part starting soon…till then this is aaron saying goodbye…

TO BE CONTINUED…

On the 20th of August, at about 11.35 p.m, the Ferrari Faber-Castell Poly Plus 0.7 mechanical pencil of mine ended its 4 year service with me…It has left me and gone home to the Lord…The Ferrari Faber-Castell Poly Plus 0.7 started its service with back in 2002…I found it in my grandfather’s Opel Kadett without having the slightest clue how it got there…I later then joined it with the rest of my stationaries…In case some of u are wondering wat the Ferrari Faber-Castell Poly Plus is,its actually my blue mechanical pensil…As most of u know i’m a lonely guy…So i give my stationaries names so they become my friends when i’m lonely…All my stationary in my pencil box have significant and special names…Among them are Ferreri Faber-Castell which is the name i give to all my Faber-Castell stationary…this is followed by the model name…other examples are like the McLaren Parker which i dont use nowadays, the Williams Kilometrico, the Sauber Swan Stabillo, and the BMW Pilot…

I know this sounds lame but it entertains me…Right now i’m very sad that my most loyal mechanical pensil has let me down…When I found it broken,I tried doing CPR on the pencil which is the inserting of a new lead but the whole front part of it was broken…Thus ends a great relationship…No other mechanical pensil can replace the services of the Ferrari Faber-Castell Poly Plus 0.7…..

As u finish reading this, i ask u to have a moment of silence and reflect on ur own stationaries and think of the good times u had together with them…

THE END

Im being very honest here…In my whole life, i have always been afraid of girls…It all started from the very first day I went to nursery…Unlike some of u babies,i went to nursery when i was only 2 years plus and i feel that was something great…I can still remember that girl…She was japanese girl who was also my neighbour…we went to the same nursery…one day we were having recess…my mom made me nuggets…i was eating when she just came and took it from me…i did not say anything…after that she kept on stealing all my food…she gave me that scary look whenever she took my food…and i would have to eat other food like the biscuits that were provided during breaks…then one day a huge truck came to my neighbours house and took her away…well actually they moved out…

Next was kindergarden…I went to the Wesley Methodist Kindergarden and i’m quite sure some of u might have studied there too…It was a great kindergarden…That’s where i learnt all my chinese bad words…And the girl who scared me the most was non other than my teacher…she was very strict…of course i was naughty and she use to pull my ears…

Then came primary school…Well this was some of the best years of my life as i was in an all boys school…although i did fear some of my female teachers,it wasn’t that bad…However,when i went for tution in standard 4,there was this girl wwho kinda look scary…she bullied all the other guys in class…her name was Kiran if im not mistaken…she was a terror…just looking at her gave me goosebumps…In secondary school,well not that bad except for that girl with the loud voice in my tutions…she had a voice like an old trumpet…she was fat way much fatter than me and she was scary…

And now in college and university…this is the place that scared the living daylights out of me…in MUFY i did not spoke to any girls…Joanne and Virginia were one of the few that approached me…Thus my fear on girls was reduced…However, there was one girl who frightens me…she is like the female version of Hulk Hogan…her name was Saw Bee Bee…Yes…I am somehow frighten of Bee Bee…I do not know why…although she is a very nice person,i fear her…Then i met this other girl in Monash…Joanne introduced her to me…Her name is Temme…she looks like a female version of Rambo…She has a scary stare…oooh…frightening…(pee in pants)…

As time went passed ive discovered that Joanne who was a very nice person before and still is has changed a lot…to be honest her ever changing moods give me goosebumps and nightmares…i must be careful when im with her or she just might eat me up…

And lastly there’s the Tong…Tong Hiu Li is the only woman who i cant seem to understand…i dont know when she is serius and when she is joking…But she is the only person i guess i least fear the most…

Below is a list of the top 10 girls I fear the most in Monash University:

1. Joanne Soo Liyeng
2. Temme Lee
3. Saw Bee Bee
4. Shariel
5. Kathleen
6. Syaza
7. Ying Ying
8. Claudia
9. Dahlia
10. Tan Ka Jon and Kah Chun Hor

The last two are a bit gender confused since they often have mood swings….!

I’ve been alive forever, and I wrote the very first story
I put the words and the characters together
I am great and I write the stories

CHORUS
I write the stories that make the whole world read
I write the stories of love and special things
I write the stories that make the young girls cry
I write the stories, I write the stories

My home lies deep within you
And I’ve got my own place in your soul
Now, when I look out through your eyes
I’m young again, even though I’m still young

CHORUS

Oh my stories makes you dance
And gives you spirit to take a chance
And I wrote some jonk n chun so you can move
Stories fills your heart
Well, that’s a real fine place to start
It’s from me it’s for you
It’s from you, it’s for me
It’s a worldwide encyclopedia

CHORUS
CHORUS

I am great (great) and I write the stories

Song lyrics courtesy of Barry Manilow.

Aaron was a great guy…he was an expert in many fields…one of his experties was blogging…he was a great blogger…he recently was awarded The Golden Blog award which is an award given to people who have the best blogs in the country…I was able to interview him after the ceremony…below is our interview…..

Me : So Aaron…firstly let me congratulate u on ur achievement…how do u feel?

Aaron : I feel great…Its not always we get a chance to be on stage in front of the whole world…

Me : So tell me Aaron, how do u do it?…I mean ur stories are just amazing…Where do u get ur ideas from?

Aaron : Well basiclly…I have a lot of free time and i spend most of it blogging…And i know my stories are amazing if not i wont be getting this award now would i?…Well my ideas for blog topics just pop out of no where…u give me any topic and i’ll blog about it.

Me : When did u start blogging actually?…What made u do it?

Aaron : Well i actually only started a couple of month ago…And untill today i dont know wat made me do it…However i must say it was basiclly my friends who made me start it…

Me : Do u consider urself a great blooger?

Aaron : Not really…I know im not as good as Joanne…She is the mother of all blogs…But lately her posts are getting more and more boring…Girl u need to see the real picture…Focus more on a global audience…That’s why i got the award and not u…

Me : Wat do u think of the other nominees?

Aaron : All their blogs were terrible…Except for Joanne’s…hers was ok but she still doesnt seem to able to see the bigger picture…

Me : U seem to often use the same characters in ur blogs…why?

Aaron : I dont know…I just feel its funny to imagine them in those situations…its all to do with imaginations…

Me : Before we end,u have anything to say to all ur fans?

Aaron : Kids dont do drugs…Be a celebrity and they’ll give it to u for free…And to all u aronomaniacs out there if u dont know how to release ur expressions, just blog…

Me : Thank u Aaron…u are indeed a genius…

Aaron : I know…That’s why my brains devided into 3 parts and not 2 parts like Joanne’s…

THE END…

Aaron was a great guy…Another one of his adventures was the making of the film called Jing Jong…Jing Jong was a film about the afro hairy ape called Jing Jong who lived on an island of the East Coast of Malaysia…He lived there all by himself…The film is basiclly about this little girl called Jo who lived on another island nearby…Her parents often told her not to play by the beach as the Jing Jong will come eat her…Her parents also told her the sad tail of Jing Jong…Jing Jong was actually a nice guy called Ka Jon…However one day Eric who was his enemy told him to drink ribena saying it will make Jon smart…However the ribena was actually the blood of the murdered virgins that were sacrificed to the Gods…Jon without thinking drank it as he wanted to impress the lovely Hiuhiu…After drinking he realised that his hair would not stop growing…His faced turned into an ape…Feeling sad he left the island…And now anyone who goes to the other island say that the Jing Jong still cries out his lovers name…The thing is there was a way of making him back to normal…He needed to drink the blood of a decendent of Eric and Hiuhiu since the 2 of them got married after Jon vanished…But its been 200 years and the spell has lenghten Jing Jong’s lifetime…So now liitle Jo felt sad for Jing Jong…so she wanted to help him…She searched for Eric and Hiuhiu decendent and it was a guy call Chun Hor…Chun Hor was suffering from immature sickness which is where u remain a little kid for the rest of ur life…he was 45 years of age but looked like a 7 year old…So realizing there is no point of leaving,he decided to sacrifice his life…So little Jo and Chun Hor went to the island…when they arrived there, little Jo called Jing Jong and explained the situation to him…he agreed…he killed Chun Hor and drank his blood…And Jing Jong was transformed back into KJ, i mean Ka Jon…After that they got married and lived happily ever after…!

THE END…!

Believe it or not u guys…God works in mysterious ways…I left the comp lab headed for library…i was depressed…my books were missing…how was i to cope up with my studies…i was speaking to the Lord…asking him to so me some kind of sign or give me some help…I went in the library…i had a strange feeling…i went to the shelfs…i saw two COM1020 books there…I opened them…PRAISE THE LORD were my first words…It was my books…how it got there i cant remember…but i know that it was the work of the Almighty…Thank u Lord…i have found my books…

AMEN…

Arghhhh…..where do i begin…..yesterday was a terrible day…it was the day i lost both my COM1020 reader and unit book…and my only conclusion is someone stole it…its obvious…the last time i used my unit book was in the canteen…i was going through the assignment questions…then i left for the comp lab to finish my presentation…i remember only taking out my reader and doin my work…den jon call me…i left and im very sure i packed my books…after that i went for dinner with hiu li and syaza…i went back to my room to finish my presentation…i opened my bag and found my books missing…i called hiu li…she never see…i call jon…he never see…this morning i come ask comp lab people…they never see…and thats was the end of my books…all my notes gone…

moral of story: there is no moral…

Arghhhh…..where do i begin…..yesterday was a terrible day…it was the day i lost both my COM1020 reader and unit book…and my only conclusion is someone stole it…its obvious…the last time i used my unit book was in the canteen…i was going through the assignment questions…then i left for the comp lab to finish my presentation…i remember only taking out my reader and doin my work…den jon call me…i left and im very sure i packed my books…after that i went for dinner with hiu li and syaza…i went back to my room to finish my presentation…i opened my bag and found my books missing…i called hiu li…she never see…i call jon…he never see…this morning i come ask comp lab people…they never see…and thats was the end of my books…all my notes gone…

moral of story: there is no moral…

I onced dreamt that i was married to Maria Sharapova…It was a nice wedding…Oprah was the priest who wed us…My best man was Micheal Douglas and maid of honour was Catherine Zeta Jones…Joanne was the main dish served at our reception…Hiu li was my stool wher my legs were on…Chun Hor was driving my Rolls as the wedding car…Then i was chocking…Wayne Rooney kicked a ball into my mouth…But then i woke up and found Ka Jon beside me…I was actually dreaming in my trip to Genting last June…I slept next to him…His snores woke me up…