Archive for October, 2005

A Story for Rachel…

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Rachel was very dissapointed she was not invited to Syaza’s wedding…But what she didnt realize was, her invatation card was sent to the wrong address…Instead of sending it to Klang, the card was sent to Kilang…Syaza had wrote the address wrongly…she was probably drunk with tazo tea when she was writing it…Anyways, it was Rachel’s turn to get married now…She was getting to married to some guy she liked…well duh…obviously…anyways, she sent out the invatation 2 weeks before the wedding…the wedding was going to be held at the island of Krakatoa…aparently the guy she’s getting married with loves volcanoes…However, at her wedding day, non of her MUFY friends came…she was very dissapointed…her friends were actually busy fighting crime all over the world…Rachel was so pissed…so she decided to have revenge…she knew her friends secret identities…so she became their new enemy…she became Rachel Croft a.k.a MUFY Raider…she would now go raid all the homes of the IDIOTS and make them miserable…

She started off with the ones she was closest with, bee bee and virginia…in order to make their lives miserable, she went to bee bee’s house, and stole bee bee’s car keys…bee bee went back after fighting crime…she decided to go bu dinner…could not find car keys…so she called pizza…rachel croft lost the first battle…her next victim was vir who was in africa…she went there…vir was out in the jungle cos she was tarzan…rachel stole all of vir’s clothes…when vir came back, she found her clothes missing…she just took the leaves and sewed more clothes…rachel lost the second battle…now the third one she decided to attack all at once…she went to her old pal ezra who was in pakistan growing mangoes…she and ezra joined forces…they now wanted to attack aaron…but aaron heard rumours of this…so he prepared a trapped…when they came, they were caught…they were exiled to an uncharted island of the coast of Galapagos…and that was the last time the world saw  them…

THE END…

rachel, before u decide to bash me up, this is just a story…

The BBQ hallowen Party…

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

Well since we are all not following the theme after a huge opposition from most of us, ive decided to use my imagination and decided on how u guys should dress for bbq if it was a hallowen party…

Aaron - James Bond

Hiu Li - Cruela De Vil

Syaza - Ninja Turtle

Joanne - Bugs Bunny

Temme - Daffy Duck

Ka Jon - Tarzan

Wei Keat - Sonic

Chun Hor - Mickey Mouse

Bee Bee - Little Lulu

Virginia - Maralyn Monroe

Kim - Kim Possible

Eric - Charlie Chaplin

Gaya - Samy Vellu…err…i mean Xena Warrior Princess

Rachel - Catwoman

Chung Lern - Hercules

and of course the rest of u guys dress up as apes from Planet of The Apes…

THE DUMBEST STORY EVER….

Saturday, October 29th, 2005

as i was walking down the street i met dr.jones…i spoke to him…he was a nice guy…i went into my ferrari and drove myself around town…was feeling a bit down…so i kept on driving…went on the Kesas Highway at about 256km/h…den comes this Lamborgini Gallardo…Chun Hor was driving it…i accelerated faster…but he was chasing me…and i went more faster…and faster…and faster…then comes in from the connecting lane, a dark brown kembara…bloody irritating jon…trying to chase a ferrari and lambogini with a kembara…suddenly, a Porshe 911 turbo comes out…its bee bee…she’s driving a convertable…she opens the top…and out comes two middle fingers…not from her but virginia…we’re going faster…i increased my music…switched to the North South Highway…heading up north…we continued driving…chasing each other…the kembara was far back…suddenely we notice smoke from its engine…it burnt up…then ka jon came out…he was picked up by wei keat who was driving his BMW Z8…damn…all going faster…we passed Sungai Buloh…and was joined by a Honda S2000 driven by joanne…all the drivers were going bananas…i could hear joanne singing halleluyah from her car…passed ipoh…gaya joint us with her Volvo…but it wasnt fast enough but she kept her pace…she was singing for a mr.bombastic…wonder who that was…samy vellu?…well maybe…anyways continued driving…chun hor pulled to a corner…he had to pee…aaron back in the lead…all of them were rushing to syaza’s wedding in Alor Setar…they were going as fast as they can…arrived at their location an hour later…all had accumulated 7 summonses each…chun hor got 8 for public exposure of his penis…anyways at the wedding…the main dish was starbucks…they had starbucks rice with starbucks curry and starbucks fried chicken…they didnt have alcohol but had lots of Tazo tea…bee bee got so drunk that she started doing the tango with eric who arived there with his bullock cart…they were all going bananas…it was a superb wedding…syaza getting married to the same guy who used to stalk her in college…there was no sign of hiu li as the reast of the guess arrived…suddenly a kancil came with a "P" sticker…it was Hiu Li…she came out dressed to kill…she went towards the rest…there was a moment of silence…she thought it was a halloween party instead of a wedding…nevertheless, the music continued…syaza hired simple plan to play for her wedding…bee bee was still dancing…virginia was turning red…she was as red as my ferrari…damn…ka jon and chun hor were still messing up with each other…then a GEN2 came…it was 8880…she came out and went to wei keat…she asked him "Will U marry me?"…Wei Keat was so happy that he took off all his clothes, took her into the car and drove off…Joanne was admiring all the cute guys…i introduced her to some of the ipoh boys who were present…gaya was still in a bombastic mood for samy vellu…hiu li went swimming in the tazo tea pool…it was great…then eric came to me…he said he was tired dancing with bee bee…so he went and joined hiu li in the pool of tazo tea…bee bee then decided to do karaoke…she joined the band…now chun hor and jon were doing the waltz…then 2 girls approach them…jon took one and chun hor took one…and i was there eating the starbucks cake…then i see someone familiar…its her…2004 wimbledon champion…i go to her…i speak to her…we decide to crash the party…throw things all over…make noise…then joanne come slap me…"why u so naughty?"…"behave urself"…aaron calms down…and maria goes back…the party almost over…hiu li and eric are still in the pool…getting a bit curious…bee bee falls off asleep…virginia is as red as ever…jon and chun hor ended making up with each other cos they were so drunk to differentiate between guy and girl…wei keat never came back…after that all went to penang…check in at bee bee guess house…a few days later all go back…

i later read paper…headlines were Billionare marries college sweetheart…it had wei keats picture there with her…good for him…in other news, famous researcher chun hor announces engagement with Perodua CEO Ka Jon…and another researcher called Bee Bee marries Starbucks chef…i went to sports section, saw virginia picture…women with strongest finger in finger wrestleing…good for her…go to life section see joanne…she finishes her book on the true meaning of life…its a best seller…then there was a special pullout…it a wanted poster…it was hiu li…wanted for the killing of eric lee…apparently eric was a rich businessman with microsoft…hiu li killed him and stole his money…she got him to transfer accounts into her name…i just looked up…took a deep breathe…i went into my chambers…got into my suit and came out…

entered my batmobil and went hunting for her…apparently hiu li is actually catwoman…and i am batman…batman was going hunting for catwoman…he was joined by superman who is tan ka jon and spiderman who is kah chun hor…wei keat is the incredible hulk…bee bee was elektra…eric was daredevil…virginia was the female version of tarzan…we were the ulimate force in beating crime…we were known as IDIOTS…International Disasterious Irritating Organisms Teaching Sex…and our leader was non other then miss soo li yeng a.k.a joanne a.k.a MOJOJOJO…

THE END…

The Real Star Wars…

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

100_0050 ok people…recognise the picture…

its the real cast of the star wars actually…

i shall now give a brief explanation about each character…

  1. the guy with the white shirt and folded arms is the great jedi, master kah chun hor…he is a great VRX pod racer…Although he has retired, he does make special appearances in races and is currently training the young Princess Tong Hiu Li who is said to be his successor…
  2. the girl with that sexy smile and blue earing is Princess tong hiu li a.k.a the mad racer…she is master kah’s student…however, she is a not so excellent driver…but bear in mind that she is under full supervision from master kah…
  3. the girl in green t-shirt is the virgin virginia…she came from the virgin islands and plans to take over the world by killing every living male in the universe…armed with really sharp and long fingers, she is one of the deadliest villains alive…
  4. next we have the guy in red and specs…his name Sir Eric Longhand…A very cunning person i must say for he is filled with philosophy that can just killed his enemies…a good friend of master kah, he is excellent in making ribena…
  5. and we have the three bounty hunters…the girls on the other side are xiao yen, shu yun and gaya…all three are experts in martial arts combat…u dont want to mess with them when they are together…attack them one at a time…
  6. the girl beside them with a scarf is Super Star Syaza…she is the queen of planet starbucks…she eat drinks and sleeps with coffee…there have been rumours that she is probably getting married to the ever famous Prince Tazo…
  7. the girl next to her with mouth open is Her Royal Highness Queen Victoria Bee…she is a good friend of the allied nations and has a strong army of a billion bees…she is one queen who can never make u feel sad…the nicest queen in her dynasty i must say…
  8. and now we come to the guy with the orange and white top…he is Wei The Nasty Keat…he is the allied forces number one enemy…he just somehow loves sleeping…and this is wat made Queen Bee invade his island…he now works as a bee toilet cleaner in the great Pyramid…
  9. this guy with the thick hair and thick eye brows is Tanny Jonkating a.k.a Fat Jonk…He is the guy who can eat anything and everything and never get full…his tummy is as big as temme…err…i mean his tummy is as big as his head…
  10. lastly we come to the greatest guy of all…he is the most respected person in the alliance…a good VRX driver and a funny guy with no life…he is non other than Aaron Bond Raj…his hunky fat ass body and his beautiful eye lashes are his powers…notice his eyes…he has x-ray vision…he can see through ur clothes…even now as ur reading this…so beware of him…

THE END…

Is Chelsea reaching the end?

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

please feel free to post your comments…

personally i feel their winning streak is over and they are heading for a losing streak…

and arsenal will bounce back…

Another not so funny story…

Saturday, October 22nd, 2005

There once lived a man called Aaron…Aaron was a great guy…He lived on his own island…He didnt have many friends in that island…In fact he was the only one in that island…So how did he get there?…Well apparently, he and his friends were on a ferry to pangkor…however, during their journey, there was a huge storm which created giant tsunamis…so the ferry they were in was damaged by the waves…Aaron and his friends took a safety boat…They ended up in an island not known to anyone of them…Aaron was stuck there with Ka Jon, Chun Hor, Wei Keat, Hiu Li, Eric, Virginia, Rachel, Ezra, Arvin, Pin Yi and Shu Yun…They were all supposingly on a trip to pangkor but were all now stranded in the island…

They tried calling for help, but their mobile phones were not working…They had no signal…So they were stuck there…Chun Hor being an experienced scout decided to build a camp…So he and the other guys started building a camp…The girls said they would try to go find some food to eat…Hiu Li on the other hand started complaining…Everyone was pissed at her…After making the camp, Chun Hor and Jon went to find firewood to make a fire…The rest of the guys tried to build a boat…The girls came back with some fruits…Hiu Li without waiting for the rest started eating all the fruits…everyone was pissed…this was how they lived for a week…Then Wei Keat could not stand Hiu Li’s attitude…So he suggested to tie her up…And they did so…Then Arvin, Pin Yi and Shu Yun made a boat…They said they’ll try to sail out and get help…So they went…That night, there was a huge storm…

The next day, Parts of the raft they made was found along with their bodies…Chun Hor and the rest burried them…Rachel and Ezra could not take the heat…So they killed themselves…And then Virginia started getting horny…She wanted to rape the guys…In the end she killed her self too…she could stand the temptation…now the only girl left was hiu li…and food was running out…so they had no choice but to eat hiu li…aaron refused to eat…he said he rather starve then eat her…So the rest of them ate Hiu Li…Wei Keat ate her brains…Ka Jon and Chun Hor both took one leg and one arm each…And eric had the rest…After eating her, they all had some ill sickness and died one by one…so they all had died…aaron was now left alone on the island…

All this had happened in 6 months…Aaron lived for another 6 years there…He fed on the insects and the fruits…He was able to get "Todi" from the coconuts…He spoke to the animals and the plants…And then one day, a small ship appears in the distance…It looked like a private own sail boat…A smaller boat came to the beach…It was Theiry Henry…he came on his own boat…he noticed the island and wanted to camp there…when he met aaron he rushed him to mainland…aaron then found himself in Maldives…Apparently their safety boat last time took them 6000km across the Indian Ocean to an uncharted island of the coast of Maldives…So after aaron recieved treatment, he was interviewed by many journalists and was sent back to Malaysia as a true survivor…The island was later explored by explorers who removed the remains of aaron’s friends and burried them in their respective home towns…

Aaron then later he was trapped on that island for 10 years…After meeting his family, he went and saw his friends…Joanne had become the next Oprah Winfrey…Syaza took over Starbucks and Bee Bee became the queen of england when she married Prince William…he told them wat happened and how they lived…after that aaron found himself lost…no where to go…no one to help him…he basically had no more reason to live…so he went to a church…He prayed…Then he had a vision…He realized his tru-calling…He went on and ran in politics…he then became the first malaysian born mayor of calfornia…after that he became President of US and created world peace…he put an end to nuclear weapons…However, a few years later, President Aaron was assasinated by Temme Lee who had become the apprentice of Osama Bin Laden…His death was a shocker to the whole world…A million people attended his funeral and billions watch it at home…He was burried in the same island he spent his 10 years…

THE END…

Exam Madness…

Friday, October 21st, 2005

A conversation between a group of people during their exam stress…

Aaron walks into cafe on monday morning…he sees chun hor…he goes to him…

Aaron : Good Morning Chun Hor…

Chun Hor : I know there’s something in the wake of your smile…I get a notion from the look in your eyes,…yeah you’ve built a love but that love falls apart your…little piece of heaven turns too dark…

Aaron : Wat Talkin U?

Chun Hor : listen to your heart…when he’s calling for you…listen to your heart there’s nothing else you can do…I don’t know where you’re going and I don’t know why but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye….

Aaron : Ooi…Im NOT gay…u Allright?

before Chun Hor could answer jon comes…

Aaron : Jon ah…something wrong with chun hor…

Jon : Empty spaces …Fill me up with holes…Distant faces…With no place left to go…Without you Within me…I can’t find no rest…Where I’m going Is anybody’s guess…

Aaron : Jon not u too…wats going on here…?

Jon :  I tried to go on like I never knew you…I’m awake but my world is half asleep…I pray for this heart to be unbroken…But without you all I’m going to be is…Incomplete

Aaron : 2 of u gay ah?

Jon : I didn’t mean it…When I said I didn’t love you, so…I should have held on tight…I never shoulda let you go…I didn’t know nothing…I was stupid, I was foolish…I was lying to myself…I could not fathom that I would ever…Be without your love….Never imagined I’d be…Sitting here beside myself…Cause I didn’t know you…Cause I didn’t know me…But I thought I knew everything…I never felt

Aaron : Wat..?

Chun Hor : When you left I lost a part of me…It’s still so hard to believe…Come back baby, please
Cause we belong together…

Aaron : Oh My GOD!!!

Chun Hor : Who else am I gon’ lean on…When times get rough…Who’s gonna talk to me on the phone…Till the sun comes up…Who’s gonna take your place…There ain’t nobody better…Oh, baby baby, we belong together…

Aaron : Ok…u guys are sick…

Then Syaza comes…

Aaron : Syaza…this 2 guys have gone bananas…

Syaza : So shut up, shut up, shut up…Don’t wanna hear it…Get out, get out, get out…Get out of my way…Step up, step up, step up…You’ll never stop me…Nothing you say today…Is gonna bring me down…

Aaron : Wat…Not u too…

Wei Keat comes…

Aaron : Wei Keat…please tell me ur okay…

Wei Keat :  Lonely im so lonely,…I have nobody,…To call my owwnnn…Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely …I have nobody,…To call my owwnnn…Im so lonely

Aaron : Wei Keat snap out of it…

Wei Keat sees Jessica…He walks towards her and says…

Wei Keat : Well I don’t want to be lonely no more…I don’t want to have to pay for this…I don’t want another lover at my door…It’s just another heartache on my list…I don’t wanna be angry no more…You’re the one who could never stand for this…So when you tell me that you love me, know for sure…I don’t wanna be lonely anymore…

Jessica : These boots are made for kickin…And that’s just what they’ll do…One of these days these boots are gonna kick all over you…

Wei Keat break down in tears…Meanwhile Chun Hor and Jon start dancing and Syaza starts banging her head on the table…then Bee Bee and Virgina comes…Virginia takes out her handphone…she plays flight of the bumble bee…bee bee goes flying like a bumble bee…and virginia enjoys watching it…then Joanne comes…

Aaron : Joanne…They have all gone bananas…Wat are we gonna do?

Joanne looks at aaron…she shows her tongue…den walks to a cute guy sitting across the table and tells him…

Joanne : Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me…Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…(don’t cha, don’t cha)…Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me…Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me…(don’t cha, don’t cha)

Aaron has given up all hope…Suddenly he sees this really really hot girl…he goes to her…and he tells her…

Aaron : You’re beautiful…You’re beautiful…You’re beautiful, it’s true,…I saw your face in a crowded place,…And I don’t know what to do,…Cause I’ll never be with you.

The girl looks at aaron…and wat happens next is based on Aaron’s imagination…hehe

Good day everyone…and good luck in the exams…

THE END…

A Not So Funny Story…

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

Dr.Jones was walking down the road to his clinic…as he was approach the junction he felt a strong wind hitting him on his face but he continued walking…the breeze got stronger…as crossed the junction, a small piece of dust got stuck in his eye…he was rubbing his eye and was crossing the road…when suddenly a car came speeding and horned at him…dr.jones ran faster to the other lane…the car went pass…however there was a huge truck on that road…the truck driver horned loudly…dr.jones was able to jump onto the pavement…he just saved himself…then he walked to his clinic…he had to pass by a construction site…his clinic was just beside it…suddenly he heard a loud rubble…the constructors were about to blow up the old building…the building exploded…dr.jones ran as fast as he could for shelter…after the explosion debris from the nuilding were thrown all over…nails…bricks…cements…wood…tiles…all in the air…dr,jones was avoiding all of it…he saved himself…then he entered his clinic…before he entered he ate a banana and threw the skin on the ground outside…after a hard day’s work in the clinic, he goes home…he walks out of the clinic and slips and falls outside on the road…he falls on the road…and his wife who came to pick him up ran him over…she lost control of the car and landed in the clinic…both of them died…in honour of dr. and mrs. jones, i dedicate this song for them…

Sometimes, the feeling is right..
You fall in love for the first time..
Heartbeat, and kisses so sweet..
Summertime love in the moonlight..

Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Now the summer is gone,
you had to go back home.
Please come and see me again,
I never felt more alone…
(Baby, I am missing you,)
I want you by my side,
(And I hope you’ll miss me too.)
Come back and stay.
(I think about you every day,)
I really want you too.
(You swept my feet right off the ground, you’re the love I found.)
Doctor Jones, Jones,
Calling Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones,
Get up now.
(Wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones,
Calling Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones,
Wake up now.
(Wake up now)
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
All I think of is you,
and all of the things we had,
Doctor, what can I do?
Why does it have to be like that?
(Baby, I am missing you,)
I want you by my side,
(And I hope you’ll miss me too.)
Come back and stay.
(I think about you every day,)
I really want you too.
(You swept my feet right off the ground, you’re the love I found.)
Doctor Jones, Jones,
Calling Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones,
Get up now.
(Wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones,
Calling Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones,
Wake up now.
(Wake up now)
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Please, please cure me..
Please, please cure me..
Please, please cure me..
Please, please cure me..
Doctor Jones, Jones -
(Wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones -
(Wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones -
(Wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones -
(Wake up now)
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Doctor Jones, Jones,
Calling Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones,
Get up now.
(Wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones,
Calling Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones,
Wake up now.
(Wake Up Now)

why…?

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

Questions

1) Why is Aaron such an irritating person?

2) Why does Joanne’s nose wobble when she laughs?

3) Why is Ka Jon so hairy?

4) Why is Chun Hor so immature?

5) Why is Bee Bee always happy?

6) Why is Virginia called Virginia?

7) Why is Syaza obssesed with Starbucks?

8) Why does Wei Keat have spiky hair?

9) Why is Hiu Li desperate and jealous of Aaron?

10) Why is Aaron such a funny guy?

Answers

1) The truth is aaron is not an irritating person…he just think before he speaks…to him everything is funny…that’s why he often goes out of control when speaking with his friend and sometimes even pisses them off…but he never means wat he says…that’s right he doesn’t mean wat he says…but some people take advantage of wat he says…so the bottom line here is aaron is a guy who has to learn to keep his mouth shut at the right time…

2) Joanne is a very funny girl…and she is also a very nice girl and also sometimes a bit sensitive…but about her nose, i feel its a spell given to her…when she was a young girl, the evil fairy god-mother LoserHiu cast a spell upon her…her nose will continue to wobble for the rest of her life…but her good fairy god-mother, WinnerHiu was able to change the spell…she made it that the nose will wobble until joanne meets the love of her life…

3) Now Ka Jon is a great guy but the only problem is that he is has hairy arms…but this is very unique…u see ka jon is wat we call werewolf…that’s right…but he is a special case…unlike the others who transform when there is a full moon, jon transform whenever his uncle comes…he goes out hunting for young virgins and kill them…the only cure he has for this is when he finds a japanese female version of him and marries her…

4) Chun Hor is actually not immature…its the people who call him immature who are immature cos only immature people feel they are matured while matured people feel they are immature so whenever we call chun hor immature, it is actually we who are immature cos chun hor’s very matured and not immatured like wat we think…confused?…basically the guy’s got hormonal problems…

5) Bee Bee is a happy girl…it is very hard to see her sad…even if aaron was to die she would be laughing…but behind that laughter is a hidden secret…u see bee bee is actually using her laughter as a form of beebeenization…more and more people are starting to laugh like her…so next time u guys see her laugh u know…however never piss her off or u might end up dead…ive experienced it but i survived…and the best way to keep her happy is give her tonnes of honey…

6) Virginia name’s is unique actually…it means the feminine form of the Roman family name Virginius which was possibly derived from Latin virgo "maid, virgin"… According to legend, she was a Roman woman killed by her father so as to keep her a virgin… Virginia, the American state, was originally named in honour of Elizabeth I, the Virgin Queen…so u guys figure it out…

7) Some people are drug addicts…some people are porn addicts…some people are smoking addicts…some people are tv addicts but no one can be like syaza cos she is a starbucks addict…her favourite drink is tazo tea camama…i dont know wat it is but i must say it is a really strong drug…stronger then the medicine she takes…

8) Wei Keat has hair which is higly contaminated with radiation…it releases static waves which make it forever spiky…how did this happen?…as wei keat was chewing gum one day, it started raining…suddenly it started raining…and it rained heavily…suddenly lightning strike him…he fell and got up…he didnt die…amd ligjhtning strike him again…still never die…and the third time it striked him, his hair got spiked up…when he went home he realized his chewing gum saved his life…that’s why u never see him without chewing gum…

9) Hiu Li is such a nice girl but always does the wrong things…she has extremely bad time management…that’s why she often get angry with aaron…den she jealous aaron got better eye lashes than her…aaron got bigger ass than her and so on and so forth…but what she doesnt realize is,aaron would do anything to get rid of all of this…and then she is also desperate…not desperate for a boyfriend but desparate to go clubbing…also hiu li is a terrible actress…she can only play comedy and horror roles but never the role of a mom who learns that her daughter is a prostitute…u guys can see that in my next film called THE ALLEY which stars me and hiu li…

10) Aaron may seem a funny guy but thats only the outer part of him…inside is a lost person who sits in front of his pc and blogs and talks with himself when he is bored…u think that’s bad?…well there’s more…he is obssesed with doing more and more work…he wants assignments…he is not the type who likes to sit down and do nothing which is wat he has been doing all this while…but still the laughter he gets from his friends make him happy…the people he spends his day with everyday makes him happy…the people who call him names make him happy…the people who beat him up makes him happy…basically he brings joys to others and they bring to joy to him…and this is wat i would call happiness…and so aaron will continue to remain a happy guy as long as his friends response to him…and he is an emotional person…he cant stand to see people cry…and he gets very frighten when his friends are pissed or pretending to be pissed at him…aaron is a guy who treasures every friendship…he has never had a single enemy in his life and doesn’t plan to have any…

CHEERS…

THE END

The Alpha Omega Force…(Part 3)

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

As the world grew into a more terrible situation, Aaron realized it was time…he went to destro everyone…he gathered his forced and left…he decided to attack all one time and at one shot…so he sent his force…they went first…unfortunately they all died…his team had lost to the leaders…wat was aaron gonna do…there was only one thing to do…destror everyone…so he went and build an arc…he built it so big that it could fit every spesies of animal, every human race with their specific experties, every famous art, invention,historical artifacts, every religious book,leaders and basically every car ever made…then aaron created a machine called the "Meltoron Raj" which sucks extra sunlight…aaron then transferred it to the north polar ice calps…the ice melted..and the world flooded…everyone died…when the waters went off, aaron declared himself president as the new world known as Aronoland…and all the people lived happily ever after….

THE END…

ok i know the ending was lame but its examination time and i dont have much time to do all this…..so if guys are bored…its ur problems…bye