Another not so funny story…
There once lived a man called Aaron…Aaron was a great guy…He lived on his own island…He didnt have many friends in that island…In fact he was the only one in that island…So how did he get there?…Well apparently, he and his friends were on a ferry to pangkor…however, during their journey, there was a huge storm which created giant tsunamis…so the ferry they were in was damaged by the waves…Aaron and his friends took a safety boat…They ended up in an island not known to anyone of them…Aaron was stuck there with Ka Jon, Chun Hor, Wei Keat, Hiu Li, Eric, Virginia, Rachel, Ezra, Arvin, Pin Yi and Shu Yun…They were all supposingly on a trip to pangkor but were all now stranded in the island…
They tried calling for help, but their mobile phones were not working…They had no signal…So they were stuck there…Chun Hor being an experienced scout decided to build a camp…So he and the other guys started building a camp…The girls said they would try to go find some food to eat…Hiu Li on the other hand started complaining…Everyone was pissed at her…After making the camp, Chun Hor and Jon went to find firewood to make a fire…The rest of the guys tried to build a boat…The girls came back with some fruits…Hiu Li without waiting for the rest started eating all the fruits…everyone was pissed…this was how they lived for a week…Then Wei Keat could not stand Hiu Li’s attitude…So he suggested to tie her up…And they did so…Then Arvin, Pin Yi and Shu Yun made a boat…They said they’ll try to sail out and get help…So they went…That night, there was a huge storm…
The next day, Parts of the raft they made was found along with their bodies…Chun Hor and the rest burried them…Rachel and Ezra could not take the heat…So they killed themselves…And then Virginia started getting horny…She wanted to rape the guys…In the end she killed her self too…she could stand the temptation…now the only girl left was hiu li…and food was running out…so they had no choice but to eat hiu li…aaron refused to eat…he said he rather starve then eat her…So the rest of them ate Hiu Li…Wei Keat ate her brains…Ka Jon and Chun Hor both took one leg and one arm each…And eric had the rest…After eating her, they all had some ill sickness and died one by one…so they all had died…aaron was now left alone on the island…
All this had happened in 6 months…Aaron lived for another 6 years there…He fed on the insects and the fruits…He was able to get "Todi" from the coconuts…He spoke to the animals and the plants…And then one day, a small ship appears in the distance…It looked like a private own sail boat…A smaller boat came to the beach…It was Theiry Henry…he came on his own boat…he noticed the island and wanted to camp there…when he met aaron he rushed him to mainland…aaron then found himself in Maldives…Apparently their safety boat last time took them 6000km across the Indian Ocean to an uncharted island of the coast of Maldives…So after aaron recieved treatment, he was interviewed by many journalists and was sent back to Malaysia as a true survivor…The island was later explored by explorers who removed the remains of aaron’s friends and burried them in their respective home towns…
Aaron then later he was trapped on that island for 10 years…After meeting his family, he went and saw his friends…Joanne had become the next Oprah Winfrey…Syaza took over Starbucks and Bee Bee became the queen of england when she married Prince William…he told them wat happened and how they lived…after that aaron found himself lost…no where to go…no one to help him…he basically had no more reason to live…so he went to a church…He prayed…Then he had a vision…He realized his tru-calling…He went on and ran in politics…he then became the first malaysian born mayor of calfornia…after that he became President of US and created world peace…he put an end to nuclear weapons…However, a few years later, President Aaron was assasinated by Temme Lee who had become the apprentice of Osama Bin Laden…His death was a shocker to the whole world…A million people attended his funeral and billions watch it at home…He was burried in the same island he spent his 10 years…
THE END…
October 26th, 2005 at 9:36 pm
gawd..i killed my self ?! :p