My Story

As the world approached its end…crime rates were increasing dramaticaly all over the world…The once famous United States of America has now been taken over by Tan George Jon…Tan George Jon was the USA’s worst president…he took over from Prsedident Schwarzenegger a few years ago and has made our planet a more terrible place to live in…Among the actions taken by President Jon include forcing everyone in USA to dye their eyebrows and making Bah Kut Teh a national meal in the USA just to name a few…And then he also had an extremely high sex drive…he slept with a different women every night…

Meanwhile, in the island of Australia, another terror was ruling…his name was Kah Chun Horward, the decendent of the Australian Prime Minister…he too was a mad ruler…however he was not as bad as President Jon…He only loved young boys…He ordered for all women to be sent to the coastal areas of Australia while he stayed in his palace in the center with his young gay boys…his hobbies include watching young boys strip show…

Things were almost the same in Singapore…When Lee Hiu Li became prime minister, she ordered her troops to invade Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei…All this land were now under Singaporean rule…She was almost the same as PM Kah accept she was more interested in young girls…Then there were the other leaders like Bee Bee Blair who is Britain’s ruler and Virginia Chirac who took over france and who could forget Joanne Putin who took over the Russian Federation…She transformed Russia from an orthodox nation to a fully Christianized nation…and there was also Rachel Gandhi who rejoined India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka…Hoo Wei Keat was also a terrible leader…he used the chinese troops and conquered Japan, Korea and Taiwan…Syaza Bucks took over South America and controls the coffee market of the world now…And Germany was taken over by Arun Hitler where he made all the German’s follow Nazism…

The whole world basically has fallen into the hands of evil…Africa was taken over by Eric Lee and his clone army…A whole bunch of Eric’s now rule every country in Africa…They formed a new movement known as ERIC which means "Everyone Relaxing In Condoms"…which was meant to reduce the spread of AIDS in Africa but eventually made it worse…The whole world was dying…Only one person could stop them all…And he has been hiding in Antartica with his team for the right time to come…And apparently the hour is approaching…

In Antartica, the great and wisest and strongest and handsomest and hottest and charmingest and smartest guy in the world lived…His name was Aaron Bond Raj…He and his team of soldiers were the only ones who could save humanity…Legend states that God sent Aaron down from heaven to save his people…(sounds familiar?)…but the legend was wrong…aaron and his team were actually normal human but were trained by the wise Master Yodaraj…

Aaron and his soldiers were known as The Alpha Omega Force and they were the only ones who can save humanity now…Aaron’s team was made up a force only seen on television…that’s right, Aaron’s team was made up of Rambo Jon, Spidey Chun, Super Tong, Bat Bunny, The Incredible Bee, Keat the warthog and many more…

The hands of humanity rest on them now…wat’s gonna happen?…

TO BE CONTINUED…..

friends of mine who are desperate for relationships…

1. Kah Chun Hor
2. Tan Ka Jon
3. Tong Hiu Li
4. Soo Li Yeng
5. Saw Bee Bee
6. Virginia Jauw
7. Syaza
8. Lee Chung Lern
9. Eric Lee
10. CWK

I have a strong feeling that the 10 people whom i mentioned above are really gonna bash me up…!

Hi everyone…today’s 5 sentences are all the way from Monash University Australia…That’s right…The sentences were provided by Dhanya Menon who happens to be a friend of mine…Her sentences i must say were quite hard to connect into a story…anyways i tried my best and managed to get some kind of an advice story…so people enjoy this one…its one of me best…i think

As Aaron was scrolling to the web he came across an article which was called,"The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective People"…Now aaron was somehow interested in it…so he continued reading…of all the habits, the fifth one which read,"seek first to understand, then to be understood" seem to somehow have some effect on aaron…it was basically about himself…as u all know, aaron is a lame guy who most of u cant seem to understand…his ever changing characteristics make it hard for even his best friends to know aaron…in order to understand aaron, most of u guys would have to first seek how to understand aaron…then only can u guys be understood by his changing characteristics…confused?…well so am i…thats why i must be understanded first before being understood…

another intersting thing about aaron is the way he lives…most of u think aaron has a great life…but honestly, there’s more to life than watching other people live it…in other words, aaron may seem like a funny and lame and sometimes quite irritating, there is actually more secrets hidden beneath this guy…so dont u guys think about how aaron spends his day instead worry about how u guys are going to make differences in your lives in the future…and also all u guys should know that nothing in this world worth having comes easy…from girlfriends to boyfriends, from to passes to high distinctions, from being the happening one to being the smart one, all of u would have to work for it…aaron has worked his way up into becoming a popular prson and blogger…when he first came to campus, he was a lonely guy with not many friends…now its really hard to see aaron sitting down and eating alone…aaron has worked hard for it and he got it…however aaron still goes and watches movies alone all by himself…so that’s something he has to work on…

and of course…who can forget the most famous term of all…"Shit happens!!!"…well i must say it does…sometimes life has to be like that…u may work really hard for something and in the end find out that u didnt get wat u deserved or u somehow screwed it…well shit happens…and the stupidest shit that can happen is getting up one morning and finding a pimple on ur nose which is the size of mount krakatoa waiting to explode and ur having a date in the evening at the same time…now thats real shit…and then there’s those funny shit happenings where u come to campus and realise ur not wearing any pants…and lastly the worse shit that can happen is that u think this person likes u but the person ends up saying "i dont know much about u at all so that’s gonna be hard"…and watcha gonna do?…well thats when i would say "SHIT REALLY HAPPENS!!!"…..

cheers everyone…

THE END

I have been threatened by miss joanne to blog about her…however blogging about her might lead out to senstive issues which may be too adult orientated and explicit for immature audiences like chun hor…therefore,i shall blog a story about this girl…

As usual Joanne woke up in the morning to come for classes…She went to the bathroom to clean herself up…Suddenly she screamed…Her mom rushed to her room…and found joanne standing on the toilet bowl…there was a cockroach on the floor…her mom got so frighten too…she ran downstairs and told joanne to settle it herself…a frighten joanne is now standing on the toilet bowl not knowing wat to do…she prays to god to help her…within seconds the cockroach runs away…god answered her prayers…She then came to uni…She met Aaron and told him wat happened…Then aaron told her that it was nothing compared to what happened to him…apparently aaron prayed at the very same moment as joanne did earlier…aaron prayed he could get her and within seconds she called him and expressed her feelings to him…miracles were happening…then the 2 met ka jon…ka jon has been transformed from his normal shelf into an ashton kuthcher look alike…all the girls were after him…jon said he prayed that earlier…then they saw chun hor with a mustache…they approach him and he said i prayed i would be matured…more miracles…then they saw wei keat…he was with jessica…joanne and aaron knew wat he prayed for…then syaza came running…yes she came running and jumping…she prayed to be cured and she has been cured…then aaron and joanne saw this girl with the sexiest ass and the sexiest boobs and sexiest body…it was non other then hiu li…her prayers were answered too…but why suddenly all this was happening?…before they could start thinking an asteroid the size of singapore hit the university and wiped out everyone…they all died…

THE END…

The girl with the best and funniest laughter in campus has given me her sentences and i must say they are quite interesting…anyway here goes…

Now a worse case senario to aaron raj is actually being stuck in a lift with seven beautiful chicks…and the alarm in the lift seems to be not working…in this kind of senario wat would aaron raj do?…the air is running out…and its getting really hot in the lift…wat is gonna happen?…aaron being a gentleman climbs out heroicly out of the lift…he opens the outer door and saves everyone…after that each girl gives aaron a special gift for saving them….then he goes back to classes…he sees chun hor crying in a corner…its the first time his crying…aaron walks to him…chun hor looks at aaron and says,"have u experienced betrayal of a person u trust the most?"…and aaron asks him wat happened…and chun hor says that his lover ka jon has betrayed him and is now going out with wei keat…chun hor has no one now…aaron felt sorry for chun hor and told him he will find a new gay partner for chun hor…but chun hor say he dont want to be gay anymore…he wants a girl…so aaron’s goes looking for a girl and finds the perfect one…her name is Jejika…the cloned of Jessica created by Vir and Bee Bee…so chun hor’s problem is solved…then aaron goes to his class…he sees a lonely and sad joanne…he asks her wats wrong…and she says,"are opportunities created by our own actions or do they just happen to come along?"…aron tells her it is not wat u do that matters…its the changes that happens around u as u do ur work that matters…and it doesnt matter if u create oppurtunities or they just come along…its how u handle oppurtunities that matters…joanne looks at aaron…she smiles…show him her irritating tongue…and leaves…another problem solved by aaron…then aaron goes to the canteen…he sees hiu li…she looks sad…he goes to her…he asks her wat happened…and she says,"everybody have dark secrets that are never revealed…however my darkest secret has just been revealed…"…a confused aaron asks hiu li wats she talking about…the hiu tells aaron her darkest secret…aaron looks at her and smiles…he asks her who else knows…and she says syaza knows and she is threatening hiu li…so aaron say he’ll shut syaza up for good…aaron goes to syaza…he looks at syaza…syaza says hi…within seconds aaron whispers something into syaza’s ears…and syaza never came back to college again…wat aaron said?…well aaron just said he saw syaza’s stalker waitin for her in cafe with a wedding ring…and so the day is over…aaron goes back to his room…he goes online and starts chatting…however most of the people whom he has helped tells aaron,"Aaron…stop bugging me…!!!"…and thus aaron solves people’s problems but who is gonna solve his?…Well aaron solves his own problem and that’s the beauty of aaron raj…

Thank U for reading…

THE END

i saw jonne doing this earlier…it seemed kind of fun…all u guys have to do is go to google and type ur name followed by needs and search…

1. Aaron Needs a Tracheotomy
2. Aaron Needs to learn how to count
3. Aaron needs to understand that he is not “dumb.”
4. Aaron needs to loose some weight in this pic.
5. Aaron needs the most help with nutritional assistance and learning proper
   biomechanics in weight training.
6. Aaron needs a structured but caring and consistent family environment where he
   can be helped to live to his fullest potential.
7. Aaron needs to lighten up.
8. Aaron needs four garages so that every car can have a place to park.
9. Aaron needs to move often because fans end up finding his house!
10. Aaron needs to get over himself.
11. Aaron needs to take responsibility for registering and turning in.
12. Aaron needs to get back in the magazines and kick Jesse out!
13. And yes, Aaron needs to shut his mouth or I’ll be GOOOOOOOing out the exit.
14. Aaron needs prayer as he develops our outward-bound program and continues his
    language study.
15. Aaron needs food, badly!
16. Aaron needs to read more.

hehe lame but fun

ok everyone im not really in the mood for blogging but i just needed to occupy my mind for a while…ive been going through a tough time right now…so incase this blog sounds lame please forgive me…these sentences have been provided by hiu li who has been such a good friend to me…she pisses me off sometimes but hey we are all buddies…

"Hiu Li is desperate" syaza came screaming out of the comp lab…she looked at me and said "Do u know wat hiu just did?"…and i went like wat?…and syaza said "hiu li just got up and started asking all the guys in the lab whether she was hot or not…"…i was so shocked to hear it…i rushed to the labs…and i saw hiu li leaving with some guy who had thick hair…and at once i thought of ka jon…i called chun hor and the two of us went looking for them…after searching very hard we found ka jon by the lift at the back in lower ground…jon’s thumbdrive was up his ass…chun hor tried to pull it out but ended up with his hands getting stuck there…aaron then called the strongest women in the university,miss bee bee…meanwhile aaron and chun hor tried to wake ka jon who was unconscious…aaron spat on jon’s face to wake him up but he didnt…then chun hor had no choice but to use his pee and wake jon up…jon woke up immidiately with chun hor’s hands stuck to his ass…then aaron asked him where is hiu li?…jon replied that she had somehow seduced him,and stuffed his thumdrive up his ass and stole his car keys…bee bee then arrived…within seconds she used her strength and pulled chun hor’s hands out…and then she said that hiu li is a sexy slut…chun hor and aaron were thinking wat was she saying…she then explained that when she was coming here she bumped into hiu li who just grabbed her and kissed her…and then bee bee said hiu told her that aaron and jon enjoyed fucking each other that aaron got chun hor to video record their moves…aaron and chun hor were so angry…they went ot their kancil and chased hiu who was driving jon’s kembara…chun hor then used his NOS and dashed in front of hiu li…hiu li came out looked at chun hor and told him that worrying is a sin…she then grabbed him and tried to rape him…aaron pulled out the kembara exzos pipe and stuffed it throught hiu’s stomach…she died…and so ends the story of desperate hiu…

hi everyone…sorry for the delay in blogging…exams are near…gotta study…anyways managed to find sometime to blog…so today’s sentences are provided by eric who i must say does have a wild imagination…anyway it was no match for my brilliance…so here is eric’s 5 sentences…enjoy it…

As Aaron was walking by the park, he was playing with his imagination…he imagined himself as a strong warrior who kills dinosaurs…so he imagined a T-Rex walking in the city park…and the T-Rex had taken hostage Les Li…For those of u who dont know Les Li,she is actually this really nice girl who happens to be a good friend of mine…if u can figure out what’s her real name i’ll answer any question u guys ask me honestly…ok anyway back to my story…so aaron went to fight the t-rex…he drew out a light saber and killed Les Li…Yes aaron accidently killed les li…this made him more angrier and he killed the t-rex…then he bang a pole…his been walking blindlessly and didnt realize there was a pole in front of him…aaron now had a lump the size of singapore on his head…singapore 20 cent coin actually…so aaron went to the pharmacy to get some medicine for his lump…so aaron enters the pharmacy…however he didnt see the glass door…so he bangs the glass door and falls the second time…this time aaron wakes up and finds flying bikinies around him…aaron closes his eyes cos he doesnt want to see such dirty stuff…when he opens them again he finds himself in the hospital with a bandage on his head…he is attended by dr.house who tells him that the hospital has just installed the new ribena flush toilet bowl system which is where the patients are dumped into giant toilet bowls and are flushed by ribena juice…the juice takes away their pains and illnesses…and then aaron is discharged…he goes home…his neighbour which is ka jon is married to hiu li who is a bisexual having an affair with syaza…and apparently hiu li becomes the next evarnescene…she got the offer from chun hor who is apparently a porn film movie maker and requires hiu li’s experties in his latest movie which stars pamela anderson and ka jon…and then aaron goes and sees a priest or fortune teller who tells aaron that chun hor was aaron’s son in his pass life…realizing this he goes to chun hor in his studios and finds him…he tells chun hor his story…they hug each other and chun hor becomes aaron’s first child…and they all live happily ever after…

THE END

Good evening everyone…and welcome to another edition of aaron’s sentences…todays sentences were provided by chun hor…and i must say this are the easiest santences ive recieved yet…when i ask u guys sentences, i am not asking sentences about myself…u guys can give me anything as long as it has got nothing to do with race or religion…enough with the aaron raj sentences…its so simple…if u plan to use my name, use i wisely…ok…on with the story…

"Aaron and his big mouth…"chun hor said as aaron approached them…he asked wat happen and chun hor said he was pissed at aaron for having such a big mouth and spreading rumours about chun hor’s affair with hiu li…however the rumours were true…chun hor and hiu li were meeting each other everynight and mating…anyways hiu li and chun hor tried changing the subject…they said Aaron has a big fat belly…and aaron just said that aint something new…he has always had his belly…however chun hor and hiu li were not satisfied with aaron…they wanted to make his life terrible for he exposed them…so they spread rumours about aaron…bad rumours…that aaron was creating problems for everyone…so everyone was pissed at aaron…whenever aaron approach someone, he was ignored…bee bee gave him 2 black eyes…syaza made a police report against aaron…basically aaron was getting whacking from everyone…hiu li and chun hor were so happy to see this…aaron was devastated on how people listen to rumours and act without reasearching…so aaron stop going to campus…he was missing a few days…his best friend joanne who seemed to be the only one who understand aaron called his mobile but he never answered…a few days later she gets a call from aaron’s mom saying aaron raj died…joanne was shocked…she called the others…they were all shocked…aaron was supposedly to have died of dengue…joanne attended aaron’s funeral…the others came as well…even chun hor and hiu li was present…after burrying aaron, aaron’s mom gave joanne a cd…it was found in aaron’s pc with friends writen on it…she took it…a month had passed…and they finally decied to watch the cd…they booked the av room and watched it…all were present…the cd actually was a movie aaron made about the good times he had with his friends…suddenly hiu li got up and said "im really sorry guys…aaron was innocent…chun hor and i did it…!!"…chun hor got up and wanted to leave the room…but all the others were pissed at him…they all whacked chun hor up and handed him and hiu li to police…they had somehow release aedes mosquitoes in aaron’s room to kill him…a few days later, hiu li and chun hor had gone mad…they said they saw aaron in the police station…they were terrified…the soul of aaron was haunting them…and thus ends this story…

THE END…

I finally finished watching Shakespeare In Love and i must say it is one of greatest film ive ever seen…i mean i didnt expect it to be so good…Gwyneth Paltrow was brilliant…i loved her acting…And who could forget Mr.Shakespeare himself who was played by Joseph Fiennes…brilliant performances by the both of them…and of course the little funny moments in the film was amazing…i mean the jokes were so original…And i must say this film deserved every oscar it got…It won 7 oscars for its 13 nominations…something i would consider great…

Anyway how has all this gotta do with i emotions?…Believe it or not,me…yes me,Aaron Raj,…the big fat guy who hardly has sad emotions actually cried watching this moveie!!!!…I mean i didnt even know i was crying…i didnt have tissues so i had to use toilet rolls…i know this may seem funny or stupid to some of u guys but i actually cried watching it…not because it was sad or anything but the acting,storyline and emotions in the film was amazing…The soundtrack was so brilliant…words cannot describe my emotions when watching this film…

And i somehow find myself sobbing even more when the dialogue of Romeo And Juliet were being read and played out…I mean ive seen the play before but never seen it this way…And i now suddenly find myself obssesed with poetry and Shakespeare…so dont be surprised if i post poems in my blog…i feel the urge of writing a poem now anyway…so thats all for now…

Oh my Motorola,

The two of us are like Pepsi and Cola,

We are different yet people like us both,

I compare thee to Samsung and Nokia,

And thou art better among the both.

Oh my Motorola,

Ka Jon loves Nokia,

But I love Motorola,

So Jon can go gila.

Ok people i know this is really lame but i just finish reading int1020 and am feeling bored…

THE END…