My Story

as i was walking down the street i met dr.jones…i spoke to him…he was a nice guy…i went into my ferrari and drove myself around town…was feeling a bit down…so i kept on driving…went on the Kesas Highway at about 256km/h…den comes this Lamborgini Gallardo…Chun Hor was driving it…i accelerated faster…but he was chasing me…and i went more faster…and faster…and faster…then comes in from the connecting lane, a dark brown kembara…bloody irritating jon…trying to chase a ferrari and lambogini with a kembara…suddenly, a Porshe 911 turbo comes out…its bee bee…she’s driving a convertable…she opens the top…and out comes two middle fingers…not from her but virginia…we’re going faster…i increased my music…switched to the North South Highway…heading up north…we continued driving…chasing each other…the kembara was far back…suddenely we notice smoke from its engine…it burnt up…then ka jon came out…he was picked up by wei keat who was driving his BMW Z8…damn…all going faster…we passed Sungai Buloh…and was joined by a Honda S2000 driven by joanne…all the drivers were going bananas…i could hear joanne singing halleluyah from her car…passed ipoh…gaya joint us with her Volvo…but it wasnt fast enough but she kept her pace…she was singing for a mr.bombastic…wonder who that was…samy vellu?…well maybe…anyways continued driving…chun hor pulled to a corner…he had to pee…aaron back in the lead…all of them were rushing to syaza’s wedding in Alor Setar…they were going as fast as they can…arrived at their location an hour later…all had accumulated 7 summonses each…chun hor got 8 for public exposure of his penis…anyways at the wedding…the main dish was starbucks…they had starbucks rice with starbucks curry and starbucks fried chicken…they didnt have alcohol but had lots of Tazo tea…bee bee got so drunk that she started doing the tango with eric who arived there with his bullock cart…they were all going bananas…it was a superb wedding…syaza getting married to the same guy who used to stalk her in college…there was no sign of hiu li as the reast of the guess arrived…suddenly a kancil came with a "P" sticker…it was Hiu Li…she came out dressed to kill…she went towards the rest…there was a moment of silence…she thought it was a halloween party instead of a wedding…nevertheless, the music continued…syaza hired simple plan to play for her wedding…bee bee was still dancing…virginia was turning red…she was as red as my ferrari…damn…ka jon and chun hor were still messing up with each other…then a GEN2 came…it was 8880…she came out and went to wei keat…she asked him "Will U marry me?"…Wei Keat was so happy that he took off all his clothes, took her into the car and drove off…Joanne was admiring all the cute guys…i introduced her to some of the ipoh boys who were present…gaya was still in a bombastic mood for samy vellu…hiu li went swimming in the tazo tea pool…it was great…then eric came to me…he said he was tired dancing with bee bee…so he went and joined hiu li in the pool of tazo tea…bee bee then decided to do karaoke…she joined the band…now chun hor and jon were doing the waltz…then 2 girls approach them…jon took one and chun hor took one…and i was there eating the starbucks cake…then i see someone familiar…its her…2004 wimbledon champion…i go to her…i speak to her…we decide to crash the party…throw things all over…make noise…then joanne come slap me…"why u so naughty?"…"behave urself"…aaron calms down…and maria goes back…the party almost over…hiu li and eric are still in the pool…getting a bit curious…bee bee falls off asleep…virginia is as red as ever…jon and chun hor ended making up with each other cos they were so drunk to differentiate between guy and girl…wei keat never came back…after that all went to penang…check in at bee bee guess house…a few days later all go back…

i later read paper…headlines were Billionare marries college sweetheart…it had wei keats picture there with her…good for him…in other news, famous researcher chun hor announces engagement with Perodua CEO Ka Jon…and another researcher called Bee Bee marries Starbucks chef…i went to sports section, saw virginia picture…women with strongest finger in finger wrestleing…good for her…go to life section see joanne…she finishes her book on the true meaning of life…its a best seller…then there was a special pullout…it a wanted poster…it was hiu li…wanted for the killing of eric lee…apparently eric was a rich businessman with microsoft…hiu li killed him and stole his money…she got him to transfer accounts into her name…i just looked up…took a deep breathe…i went into my chambers…got into my suit and came out…

entered my batmobil and went hunting for her…apparently hiu li is actually catwoman…and i am batman…batman was going hunting for catwoman…he was joined by superman who is tan ka jon and spiderman who is kah chun hor…wei keat is the incredible hulk…bee bee was elektra…eric was daredevil…virginia was the female version of tarzan…we were the ulimate force in beating crime…we were known as IDIOTS…International Disasterious Irritating Organisms Teaching Sex…and our leader was non other then miss soo li yeng a.k.a joanne a.k.a MOJOJOJO…

THE END…

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