The Real Star Wars…

100_0050 ok people…recognise the picture…

its the real cast of the star wars actually…

i shall now give a brief explanation about each character…

  1. the guy with the white shirt and folded arms is the great jedi, master kah chun hor…he is a great VRX pod racer…Although he has retired, he does make special appearances in races and is currently training the young Princess Tong Hiu Li who is said to be his successor…
  2. the girl with that sexy smile and blue earing is Princess tong hiu li a.k.a the mad racer…she is master kah’s student…however, she is a not so excellent driver…but bear in mind that she is under full supervision from master kah…
  3. the girl in green t-shirt is the virgin virginia…she came from the virgin islands and plans to take over the world by killing every living male in the universe…armed with really sharp and long fingers, she is one of the deadliest villains alive…
  4. next we have the guy in red and specs…his name Sir Eric Longhand…A very cunning person i must say for he is filled with philosophy that can just killed his enemies…a good friend of master kah, he is excellent in making ribena…
  5. and we have the three bounty hunters…the girls on the other side are xiao yen, shu yun and gaya…all three are experts in martial arts combat…u dont want to mess with them when they are together…attack them one at a time…
  6. the girl beside them with a scarf is Super Star Syaza…she is the queen of planet starbucks…she eat drinks and sleeps with coffee…there have been rumours that she is probably getting married to the ever famous Prince Tazo…
  7. the girl next to her with mouth open is Her Royal Highness Queen Victoria Bee…she is a good friend of the allied nations and has a strong army of a billion bees…she is one queen who can never make u feel sad…the nicest queen in her dynasty i must say…
  8. and now we come to the guy with the orange and white top…he is Wei The Nasty Keat…he is the allied forces number one enemy…he just somehow loves sleeping…and this is wat made Queen Bee invade his island…he now works as a bee toilet cleaner in the great Pyramid…
  9. this guy with the thick hair and thick eye brows is Tanny Jonkating a.k.a Fat Jonk…He is the guy who can eat anything and everything and never get full…his tummy is as big as temme…err…i mean his tummy is as big as his head…
  10. lastly we come to the greatest guy of all…he is the most respected person in the alliance…a good VRX driver and a funny guy with no life…he is non other than Aaron Bond Raj…his hunky fat ass body and his beautiful eye lashes are his powers…notice his eyes…he has x-ray vision…he can see through ur clothes…even now as ur reading this…so beware of him…

THE END…

One Response to “The Real Star Wars…”

  1. Teck Seng Says:

    Thank you Darth Aron. May the force be wih you :)

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