why…?
Questions
1) Why is Aaron such an irritating person?
2) Why does Joanne’s nose wobble when she laughs?
3) Why is Ka Jon so hairy?
4) Why is Chun Hor so immature?
5) Why is Bee Bee always happy?
6) Why is Virginia called Virginia?
7) Why is Syaza obssesed with Starbucks?
Why does Wei Keat have spiky hair?
9) Why is Hiu Li desperate and jealous of Aaron?
10) Why is Aaron such a funny guy?
Answers
1) The truth is aaron is not an irritating person…he just think before he speaks…to him everything is funny…that’s why he often goes out of control when speaking with his friend and sometimes even pisses them off…but he never means wat he says…that’s right he doesn’t mean wat he says…but some people take advantage of wat he says…so the bottom line here is aaron is a guy who has to learn to keep his mouth shut at the right time…
2) Joanne is a very funny girl…and she is also a very nice girl and also sometimes a bit sensitive…but about her nose, i feel its a spell given to her…when she was a young girl, the evil fairy god-mother LoserHiu cast a spell upon her…her nose will continue to wobble for the rest of her life…but her good fairy god-mother, WinnerHiu was able to change the spell…she made it that the nose will wobble until joanne meets the love of her life…
3) Now Ka Jon is a great guy but the only problem is that he is has hairy arms…but this is very unique…u see ka jon is wat we call werewolf…that’s right…but he is a special case…unlike the others who transform when there is a full moon, jon transform whenever his uncle comes…he goes out hunting for young virgins and kill them…the only cure he has for this is when he finds a japanese female version of him and marries her…
4) Chun Hor is actually not immature…its the people who call him immature who are immature cos only immature people feel they are matured while matured people feel they are immature so whenever we call chun hor immature, it is actually we who are immature cos chun hor’s very matured and not immatured like wat we think…confused?…basically the guy’s got hormonal problems…
5) Bee Bee is a happy girl…it is very hard to see her sad…even if aaron was to die she would be laughing…but behind that laughter is a hidden secret…u see bee bee is actually using her laughter as a form of beebeenization…more and more people are starting to laugh like her…so next time u guys see her laugh u know…however never piss her off or u might end up dead…ive experienced it but i survived…and the best way to keep her happy is give her tonnes of honey…
6) Virginia name’s is unique actually…it means the feminine form of the Roman family name Virginius which was possibly derived from Latin virgo "maid, virgin"… According to legend, she was a Roman woman killed by her father so as to keep her a virgin… Virginia, the American state, was originally named in honour of Elizabeth I, the Virgin Queen…so u guys figure it out…
7) Some people are drug addicts…some people are porn addicts…some people are smoking addicts…some people are tv addicts but no one can be like syaza cos she is a starbucks addict…her favourite drink is tazo tea camama…i dont know wat it is but i must say it is a really strong drug…stronger then the medicine she takes…
Wei Keat has hair which is higly contaminated with radiation…it releases static waves which make it forever spiky…how did this happen?…as wei keat was chewing gum one day, it started raining…suddenly it started raining…and it rained heavily…suddenly lightning strike him…he fell and got up…he didnt die…amd ligjhtning strike him again…still never die…and the third time it striked him, his hair got spiked up…when he went home he realized his chewing gum saved his life…that’s why u never see him without chewing gum…
9) Hiu Li is such a nice girl but always does the wrong things…she has extremely bad time management…that’s why she often get angry with aaron…den she jealous aaron got better eye lashes than her…aaron got bigger ass than her and so on and so forth…but what she doesnt realize is,aaron would do anything to get rid of all of this…and then she is also desperate…not desperate for a boyfriend but desparate to go clubbing…also hiu li is a terrible actress…she can only play comedy and horror roles but never the role of a mom who learns that her daughter is a prostitute…u guys can see that in my next film called THE ALLEY which stars me and hiu li…
10) Aaron may seem a funny guy but thats only the outer part of him…inside is a lost person who sits in front of his pc and blogs and talks with himself when he is bored…u think that’s bad?…well there’s more…he is obssesed with doing more and more work…he wants assignments…he is not the type who likes to sit down and do nothing which is wat he has been doing all this while…but still the laughter he gets from his friends make him happy…the people he spends his day with everyday makes him happy…the people who call him names make him happy…the people who beat him up makes him happy…basically he brings joys to others and they bring to joy to him…and this is wat i would call happiness…and so aaron will continue to remain a happy guy as long as his friends response to him…and he is an emotional person…he cant stand to see people cry…and he gets very frighten when his friends are pissed or pretending to be pissed at him…aaron is a guy who treasures every friendship…he has never had a single enemy in his life and doesn’t plan to have any…
CHEERS…
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