I got 2 free tickets to the world premiere of AEONFLUX this friday…Anyone interested…?
Of course the last time i got free tickets it was for elektra and i took the wonderful hiu li with me…this time im sure she wont be able to come although it would be nice to go and watch with her…
however…i will have no choice but to take my beloved Kelvin Raj with me…DIES….
so im roasted both ways…
Guess what?
I came back from Penang today…It was just a short visit there…went to see my grandma who was undergoing treament there…After that i left for ipoh…took the ferry back…but thats not what i want to blog about…wat i really want is to tell u guys about my driving…
believe it or not i left penang at 3.30pm…and guess what…i was at my doorstep by 4.25 pm…hehehe…i was driving my kelisa at 150km/h and some places i was going at 160km/h…damn it was the fastest ride ever in my life…mom was fast asleep to notice…when i reached home she was shocked to see the time it took me to travel…
hehe…talk about formula 1…
going back there again this weekend…
anyways ill be back in time for december 16th…
and please can someone please tell me wat has happened to hiu li…syaza and i cant seem to be able to get her…
and i miss all u guys a lot especially…………..
till then cheers…
Hello everyone…Im back but for a limited time only…Im available in all stores nationwide…Im may be expensive but my quality is really good…I was engineered under British technology…Buying me will be the greatest investment you ever make…Buy now and get my brother for free…I come in different coulours and flavours…Prices start from 3000 Euros for a small edition of me…U can also buy the package worht a million euros…But be reminded that bateries are not included…
Confused?…
So am i…
In the deep forests of the Amazon, the evil mad sciencetist Dr.Tanny and his sidekick Arun are creating the most deadliest monster…Its being created from the body parts of the dead…It has the brains of Einstein, the body of Hercules, the balls of Genghis Khan, the stomach of Aristotle, the liver of George Washington and the face of Eddie Guerrero…All it needed now was a heart…However they needed the heart of a live human being…so Tanny sent Arun to go find a human who would willingly sacrifice her heart…The heart had to be from a female…So Arun flew to Thailand to find hearts…HE found a girl called Sharon…He explained the situation to her…within seconds, she took her knife and cut her heart ofut and gave it to him…after that she died…arun took the heart back to tanny…
Tanny than inserted the heart into the creature…They then waited for a huge lighting to awaken it…A few hours later the creature awaken…Tanny was so happy that he named it after him…The creature would be called Jonkastein…But Jonkastein was not an emotional person and was very hungry…He grab Tanny and bit his head off…Arun was so frighten to see this…He tried to escape by teleporting himself to Malaysia…However, Jonkastein ran into the teleport machine too…Now the two of them were teleported into Malaysia…When they came out something weird had happened…Jonkastein and Arun’s head were both fixed onto the same body…Apparently the machine had malfunctioned…
then an army of bees led by General Saw attacked them…However the bees were no match for their strong body…They fought the bees till every last one of them died…The general also ran away and married a nearby hawker selling Roti Canai in order to change her identity…Jonka and Arun then went to quench their thirst in Starbucks…As they were drinking Tazo Tea, a girl came towards them and said "Hi Im syaza…Sorry to disturb but i think u guys are sitting at my table"…Jonka and Arun looked at each other…got up…and ate syaza…
They then went for a little nap…Suddenly they were awaken by a huge explosion…It was Super Hiu and her sidekick Rajjie…The two of them were fighting the evil MoJojojo on the other side of town…Arun and Jonka decided to go help Mojojojo…they went there…however, their attempts were spoilt when Master Chun a well trained Jedi knight appeared in front of them…They were now fighting with him…Meanwhile, Super Hiu and Rajjie were busy fighting Mojojojo…
Suddenly…a real hot chick walked past…They all stop fighting…she was wearing a mask…Mojojojo went towards her an opened the mask…within seconds of looking at the face behind the mask, she dropped dead…then Master Chun went and the same thing happened to him…Jonka and Arun didnt want to go and so did Super Hiu and Rajjie…Then the girl opened the mask and it was Wei Keat…The guy had gone for a sex change…However no one died…But there was romance blooming around as Jonka and Arun were falling for him…so they went and spoke with him…They all got married and lived happpily ever after…
But wat about Super Hiu and Rajjie?…wat happpened to them?…Apparently after all the evil villains were destroyed, they ran out of jobs and….
Well u guys just figure out wat happened in the end…
I must say time flies really fast nowadays…i just remember seeing my little uncle here being born and now he is gonna celebrate his 19th birthday…How time flies…
Anyway this little fellow here is now 19 years old…And as a 19 year old, i demand all of u to show him a little more respect…The fellow finally reaches puberty and this is a good day to celebrate it…According to tradition, when a male hits puberty a sacrifice is required…Once again i would like to thank Ka Jon for sacrificing his balls for Chun Hor…I mean how often u get people doing that?…
Anyways, Chun Hor u go enjoy urself and get laid by Wei Keat or Ka Jon…As for now, Im headed back for ipoh…Then im driving to Kedah to see my grandma who is quite ill…
Nevertheless i will be back in December…Many great things await me in that month…Till then, bye…
PS: Would appreciate if u guys can find out wat has happened to hiu li…she hasnt been replying my msgs…well not just mine…syaza cant seem to get her too…so thanks…
Hello and welcome to another edition of Aaron King Live…In tonights show we take a look at the top stories that are creating headlines all accross the planet…
In Petaling Jaya, the most hairiest guys in the world Arun and Ka Jon are said to be undergoing a hair removal treatment…apparently, their hair contains a special chemical that can be used to treat Prostrate Cancer…However Arun and Jon made an agreement that every hair on their body will cause a million pounds…this has generated anger in the WHO and they have decided to remove the hair with or without their permitions…
In New Zealand, Saw Bee Bee a Malaysian student has apparently overthrown the New Zealand Government…She went in to parliment with a buzz and gave all the parliment members a sting…She now claims to be the first female Prime Minister of New Zealand…However, the New Zealanders do not support this…This has led to extreme riots in the whole country…Nevertheless, Saw Bee Bee has her strong army of African Killer Bees waiting to strike back…The UN apparently have decided not to campur tangan…
In Chow Kit, the biggest pimp in the world, Chang Wei Keat has finally been arrested…Wei Keat is the biggest pimp in the world with 2000 employees under him…he was cought while he was trying to provide his customers with one of his employees…he shall face trial on the 25th of December and has a strong chance of facing a sentence of eating shit for the rest of his life…
In Taiwan, Hurricane Tong has just came and swept off the whole island…relief efforts are now being carried out…The only survivor was a malaysian girl called hiu li who is now stranded in some island of the coast of Australia…
And now we go to the business news…
In Wallstreet, billionare Syaza Trump has apparently bought over the entire coffee making industry and closed them all up…therefore the only coffee available in the whole world now is Starbucks…
In Indonesia, the economy recorded a growth of 50% when billionare Virginia Jauw decided to do charity for government by donating half her property to them…this has put an end to corruption and has also made her President of Indonesia…
Now we go to our sports section…
Kah Chun Hor has just been crowned the new F1 World Champion…The 22 year old driving for Mclaren is now the youngest ever world champion…Kah Chun Hor who is Micheal Schumacher third cousin gave chun hor the chance to proove his skills when he offered the lad a chance to race with the british team who in fact offered Micheal the seat…
And in wrestling Aaron Raj has been crowned the new World Heavy Weight Champion after defeating John Cena in one of the best matche in WWE history…
And women’s champion Temme Lee was able to defend her title against herself…She fought with her shadow…
Lastly we go to the technology section….
In a small kindergarden in Bandar Kinrara, a teacher by the name of Joanne Soo Li Yeng has learned the latest way in bringing up children…she says that talking to children isnt the right way…Joanne on the other hand just uses her sharp teeth and frightens the children to their chores…But the great discovery is not that…her teeth is the discovery…Monash University experts Dr.Tang and Dr.Jega have extracted each of her teeth for their research…Poor Joanne has no teeth now but her teeth is said to be able cut through anything even titanium and go through temperatures up to 5000 degrees Celcius…
Thats all the news for tonight…Untill then this is Aaron King signing off…
Damn…I must say the holidays have been really boring for me…Ive been doing nothing since the break…i wake up at around 10 and eat and watch tv…hell…im becoming a couch potato…and when i want to go get a job,my mum says dont as she needs me back in ipoh to help around…on the other hand im not allowed to go to ipoh until my bro finishes his SPM…but the good news is that he shall be going for national service on the 9th of December…hooray…
Anyways watching all this tv over the pass week has given me some knowledge…ive been watching nothing but news, movies and educational channels…anyways i did enjoy last saturday’s football match between Arsenal an Wigan…it was an intersting first half but a real boring second half…
Right now im in comp lab 2 typing this and looking at the hot chick sitting across me…she looks just like ka jon…hehe…he wishes…anyways…think ur holidays are boring now?…
My dear and fellow wrestle manaics…today is a very sad day for all of us fans…I am deeply saddened by the news that WWE Smackdown Superstar Eddie Guerrero has passed away…He was found dead Sunday morning in his hotel room in Minneapolis…Eddie is survived by his wife Vickie and daughters Shaul, 14, Sherilyn, 9, and Kaylie Marie, 3…The cause of death is unknown at this time…An autopsy will be performed in Minneapolis on Monday, and Eddie’s body will then be flown to Arizona…Funeral arrangements are set for Thursday…
Eddie was a great wrestler to me…He was one my favourites and funniest…I remember watching his brilliant matches…One of his best fights i would say was in 2004 where he faced Kurt Angle for the WWE Championship…Its really sad to see him go so early…May his soul rest in peace…
The late Eddie Guerrero…
Its been a great semester…I shall be going back to Ipoh in a few hours time…i shall not be blooging as often as before from now onwards…all i just wanna say is thanks to everyone for being there especially to joanne and hiu li…the rest of u guys have also been very helpfull…jon chunhor just to name a few…thanks everyone…my apologizes if i ever said anything to hurt anyone…u guys no me…i talk crap…anyways i hope to see you all soon…have a good break…godspeed to all…and u guys need anything or plan anything, im just a phonecall away…well actuall im 200km north from the capital…
and start making plans for december 16th…i dont want to have another flat tyre…
cheers…
ps: arsenal rules…
During the trip, like i said earlier, i pillows were hijacked…when we were sleeping we sang this song…and this is how it went…
I open my eyes (aaron)
I try to see but I’m blinded by Jon’s Tummy (aaron)
I can’t remember how (aaron)
I can’t remember why (aaron)
I’m lying here tonight (aaron)
And I can’t stand the pain (chun hor)
And I can’t make it go away (chun hor)
No I can’t stand the pain (chun hor)
How could this happen to us (all)
We made no mistakes (all)
We got no where to sleep (all)
The night goes on (all)
As we’re fading away (all)
We’re sick of this hotel (all)
We just wanna scream (all)
How could this happen to us (all)
Everybody’s screaming (wei keat)
We try to make a sound but no one hears us (wei keat)
I’m slipping off the matress (jon)
I’m lying between holes (wei keat)
I wanna start this over again (jon)
So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered (chun hor)
And I can’t explain what happened (chun hor)
And I can’t erase the things that I’ve done (aaron)
No I can’t (aaron)
How could this happen to us
We made my mistakes
We’ve got no where to sleep
The night goes on
As we’re fading away
We’re sick of this hotel
We just wanna scream
How could this happen to us
We made no mistakes
We’ve got no where to sleep
The night goes on
As we’re fading away
We’re sick of this hotel
We just wanna scream
How could this happen to us
