Superheroes…
In the deep forests of the Amazon, the evil mad sciencetist Dr.Tanny and his sidekick Arun are creating the most deadliest monster…Its being created from the body parts of the dead…It has the brains of Einstein, the body of Hercules, the balls of Genghis Khan, the stomach of Aristotle, the liver of George Washington and the face of Eddie Guerrero…All it needed now was a heart…However they needed the heart of a live human being…so Tanny sent Arun to go find a human who would willingly sacrifice her heart…The heart had to be from a female…So Arun flew to Thailand to find hearts…HE found a girl called Sharon…He explained the situation to her…within seconds, she took her knife and cut her heart ofut and gave it to him…after that she died…arun took the heart back to tanny…
Tanny than inserted the heart into the creature…They then waited for a huge lighting to awaken it…A few hours later the creature awaken…Tanny was so happy that he named it after him…The creature would be called Jonkastein…But Jonkastein was not an emotional person and was very hungry…He grab Tanny and bit his head off…Arun was so frighten to see this…He tried to escape by teleporting himself to Malaysia…However, Jonkastein ran into the teleport machine too…Now the two of them were teleported into Malaysia…When they came out something weird had happened…Jonkastein and Arun’s head were both fixed onto the same body…Apparently the machine had malfunctioned…
then an army of bees led by General Saw attacked them…However the bees were no match for their strong body…They fought the bees till every last one of them died…The general also ran away and married a nearby hawker selling Roti Canai in order to change her identity…Jonka and Arun then went to quench their thirst in Starbucks…As they were drinking Tazo Tea, a girl came towards them and said "Hi Im syaza…Sorry to disturb but i think u guys are sitting at my table"…Jonka and Arun looked at each other…got up…and ate syaza…
They then went for a little nap…Suddenly they were awaken by a huge explosion…It was Super Hiu and her sidekick Rajjie…The two of them were fighting the evil MoJojojo on the other side of town…Arun and Jonka decided to go help Mojojojo…they went there…however, their attempts were spoilt when Master Chun a well trained Jedi knight appeared in front of them…They were now fighting with him…Meanwhile, Super Hiu and Rajjie were busy fighting Mojojojo…
Suddenly…a real hot chick walked past…They all stop fighting…she was wearing a mask…Mojojojo went towards her an opened the mask…within seconds of looking at the face behind the mask, she dropped dead…then Master Chun went and the same thing happened to him…Jonka and Arun didnt want to go and so did Super Hiu and Rajjie…Then the girl opened the mask and it was Wei Keat…The guy had gone for a sex change…However no one died…But there was romance blooming around as Jonka and Arun were falling for him…so they went and spoke with him…They all got married and lived happpily ever after…
But wat about Super Hiu and Rajjie?…wat happpened to them?…Apparently after all the evil villains were destroyed, they ran out of jobs and….
Well u guys just figure out wat happened in the end…
November 25th, 2005 at 9:12 am
Uncountable possibilities, but I can somehow narrow them all down to only 3 MAIN possibilities.
1. Judging on how you always let your characters EAT each other to death, Super Hiu probably made Rajjie faint with pop-pops (people, he’s TERRIFIED of pop-pops according to an experiment Temme and I carried out) then ATE him up
2. They both decided to look for jobs and found MUTA.. Monash University Toilet Association
3. They got married and lived happily after
Of course, you can also combine all three above - Option 3 followed by Option 2 then Option 1.
Now, who says happy endings are boring?