A very happy and prosperous New Year to all me chinese friends…U guys better get me angpows after all the trouble some of u have put me through…Ka Jon, please dont stuff urself with so much food…u may explode…Joanne, use the angpow money and hire a new bodyguard cos i quit…the rest of u guys should know wat to do…
Cheers…
PS: Jon u shall drink on my behalf…Joanne u can eat for me…And CHun Hor can gamble for me…
I finally was able to see this film and i must say it is a very eye opening film…This are the kind of films that make people think…The storyline is really good…although fictional it does have an impact…the story is basically about this girl, Rachel Weisz, who is married to this British Diplomat, Ralph Fiennes…The girl is interested in doing charity in Africa…However she soon discovers that giant pharmecutical companies are using the africans as guinea pigs to test their latest medicine…when she decides to go public she is murdered…her husband doesnt know any of these but he goes finding answers and in the end, he ends up dead too…but the truth does come out…i mean the message is there…the africans who dont know nothing just take wats given to them…
cinematography quite fast paced but good…direction also not bad…good performances by both actors…i would give it a rating of 8.5 out of ten…
Yup u guys read the title correctly…My day could not have been better…It was on a friday night…I was in tesco ipoh with family buying groceries…after that we went for dinner at a mamak shop nearby…i parked my car right in front of a pub…well the pub looked quite high class actually…anyway we had dinner…after dinner i went to the car first…and there was this really hot chinese chick standing by my car…well she smiled at me…and of course being a gentleman i smiled back…then she went in the pub…then another girl came to the entrance of the pub…she was like gonna flash to me or something…im serius…however…her attemp failed as my good old grandma came out of nowhere and saw wat she is doing…she came into the car and told me to drive off…well i guess granny saved me or just ruined every guys dream…pick up mum and grandpa and went home…so that was my encounter with a bar girl…
Well apparently Joanne has put a poll in her blog about me beard…She has conducted a survey on whether i shuold shave or not…before she goes on with her next move, i would just like to highlight some of the famous people who have not shaved as well…some of them may not have even heard of a shaver and some of them are hot the way they are…its a huge list but i decided to just put in the top guys and their contributions in each category…
1. Jesus Christ - religion
2. Osama Bin Laden - terrorism
3. Steven Speilberg - film
4. Roger Federer - tennis
5. Rasputin - Cult
6. Santa Claus - Christmas Presents
7. Elie Youssef Najem - Conman
8. Robinson Cursoe - A man lost on an island
9. Abraham Lincoln - Former US President
10. General Robert.E.Lee - American Civil War General
11. Captain Edward.J.Smith - Captain of Titanic
12. Alexander Graham Bell - Telephone
13. Alfred Nobel - Nobel Prize and dynamite
14. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky - music
15. William Shakespeare - literature
So as we can see, there were many famous people with beards…so its just a matter of time before i join the list…in fact i am actually a combination of all of them…so joanne…wat know?…im pretty sure u cant find people who like bunnies now can u?
i must say that my history is quite good too…its amazing to see how fast my brain was able to think of all this people…
in conclusion, aaron looks good the way he is…
Now that’s exactly wat i was thinking whenever i watch Maria Sharapova play…For those of u who dont know wat i mean, she wears a night dress when she plays…that’s right a night dress…is this girl that desprate for attention that she is willing too dress so obscene?…Besides she dont play that good either…She grunts like a pig too…Although she may be one of the hottest tennis player around now, i feel she wont get the title…The championship will definately go to Kim Clijsters or Justine Henin-Hardine but i would bet my monet more on Kim…And Amelie,well looks like she aint gonna make it unless she performs some miracle…
For the guys, i must say that this new guy, Marcos Baghdatis, is rather good…My money is all on him…I just hope Roger Federer dont come and screw everything up…
Thats all happening over the next few days in the world of tennis…More news coming soon…
Ladies and gentlemen…
It gives me great pleasure to anounce that our beloved friend Miss Tong Hiu Li is alive…That’s right she is alive…Apparently she got stranded on an island off the coast of Fiji when the plane she was going on to Fiji for holiday had to make an emergency landing at sea due to some technical failure…Most of the passengers including her were stranded on that island for a few weeks…they were LOST…then apparently a ship came and rescued them…and then i sit back and laugh cos i just made a fool of all u people who believed this story….hhahahahahahahaa…
Anyways here is the real story…
Jon Kim and i were in comp lab…we were doing our timetables…then i just decided to give hiu li a call…amazingly she answered…got her particulars and did her timetable…she is in banting…she will be having her driving exam tomorrow…good luck…
I must say this is really a very nice film…It may not win Oscars for best picture but definately may get nominations in acting, art direction and screenplay…
The story revovles the life of a girl who goes through all kinds of challenges to become a geisha…when she meets the man she loves, she is faced with competion, a war and politics…
Many people may think that Geisha are like high class prostitues but i certainly dont think so…They are well trained with the soul purpose of giving pleasure to a man who they choose…the lines in the film are a brilliant…
But before u go watch this film let me say that there it is a very long dialogue film and u wont be able to understand it if u dont know a little bit of Japan…I had to view the film twice just to finally get it…
i give this film a rating of 8 out of 10…
There were 3 bachelors living in Malaysia…All three of them lived in the same apartment…But they were not gay!!!….Bachelor no.1 was Aaron Raj who is currently working as an editor for Astro…Bachelor no.2 was Arun who was a doctor…And bachelor no.3 was Tan Ka Jon who was a businessman selling underwears…
Every morning the 3 of them would go to work and come back home late at night…During the weekends, they would go chick hunting…One fine weekend, they decided to go to 1 Utama…They went there and were looking around…Suddenly, they were approached by a very hot chick…She was carrying a basket…Inside the basket was a baby bunny…She gave the basket to Jon and told him to hold it for her for a while as she needed to go to the ladies…Jon refused to take it…But Aaron and Arun said ok…
A few minutes passed and no one seemed to come…They waited longer…its now almost an hour…Jon getting pissed…and he’s hungry too…Aaron ask Arun to go check if she still inside…Arun goes into the ladies and comes back…He says he cant enter…They wont let him…Aaron says he will go…he walks towards the toilet and ask the cleaner if anyone inside…The cleaner say there was a girl earlier inside who had a fart attack…She has been taken to the hospital…
Aaron went back and told Jon and Arun…they looked at each other and decided to go the hospital…When they arrived at the hospital, they went to look for her…Apparently Arun works in the same hospital so he goes and looks for her…He comes back with sad news…The girl apparently farted all the air in her body out…she farted to death…There was a moment of silence for a while…
They took the bunny and went back…When they arrived home Ka Jon wanted to know wat was to be done to the bunny…Aaron say he will take it to RSPCA in the morning…The nexy day Aaron took the bunny…In the evening he came back with the bunny…Arun ask aaron why he didnt get rid of it…Aaron say the RSPCA wont keep it…They will put it to sleep so he felt sorry and brought the bunny back…Arun was speechless…Ka Jon suggested that they should make the bunny fat and kill it and make burgers out of it…Both aaron and Arun gave a slap to Jon on each side of his face…
Arun decided they should name the bunny…And they did…They decided to name it Joanne…Every morning Aaron would take Joanne for a walk…Arun’s job was to feed it and clean the shit…And Ka Jon’s job was to bathe Joanne…They lived this way for the next 6 months…then they decided that Joanne was a little to lonely…so they went to buy her a companion…That evening they came back with a nice white fully grown male bunny called Tang…The two of them looked great together…
A few months later Joanne gave birth to a dozen baby bunnies…Tang however died of a heart attack a week later…Joanne was now a single mother…Aaron, Arun and Jon were so saddened by the passing of Tang…Then one day, the 3 guys were shocked to discover a very sick Joanne…All her young were missing…They went hunting for it…Then Ka jon saw his neighbours apartment…he went there, apparently his neighbours children have eaten the young bunnies…
Joanne was devastated…Aaron jon and Arun decided it was time for joanne to go and not suffer anymore…They put Joanne in a container and went away…Then Ka Jon had an idea…he told aaron and arun to take the bunny to the market and have it killed…They should then eat the meat so that the bunny will remain in their body forever…They all agreed…When they arrived at the market, they opened the container and found joanne dead…Apparently arun didnt put air holes in the container for joanne to breathe…so they took the body and burried it…After that they carried on with their lives…
THE END…
Aaron has a huge problem which needs to be solved as soon as possible…You see aaron has not got a place to stay when uni starts…this is because all the rooms have been taken up and waiting list is at least a mile long…
so wat is aaron gonna do?…he has a few choices…
1. Go and stay in Lagoonview Condo and pay double the rental amount he is paying now…
2. Go and stay with his uncle in Ampang and travel everyday…
3. Buy a car and stay somewhere nearby…
or
4. Live in the streets and bathe in the rivers…
you guys decide….
I returned to campus today after a long break in ipoh…as i was walking to comp lab,i met mr.tan ka jon…he was in comp lab 5…ok…so i went in and spoke with him…then Wen Pin and Li San came…they were all doing their accounts assignments…now thats not the main reason why ka jon was lucky…in fact he was quite unlucky as he was not able to print out his assignments while everyone else could…
Anyways now we come to the lucky part…There was this chinese chick sitting across Ka Jon…She was quite busty and big in size but not that big…almost a copy of ying ying but very much preetier…wearing a grey t-shirt and jeans…smooth white skin like snow…im telling u she was quite ok…she approached us…at first she asked me if i was doing accounts b…i say no…then she ask Jon…Before jon could answer Lisan was helping that girl…from the girl’s dialect i can say she has to be a chinese citizen…suddenly ka jon was able to print when the girl came…after a while, wen pin and lisan left and the girl went back to her pc…then ka jon logged off and was about to leave when she came back with a diskette and ask ka jon to help her with her assignments…at first ka jon was a bit reluctant to give…but…i knew this guy could not resist her charms so he gave her…but kim called and their thing was interupted for about 5 minutes…after that he transferred the files…the girl then took it and ask jon for his number…jon gave her his number…but we dont know her name or anything about her…she then told jon that she would buy lunch for him…jon rejected the offer…he then went to toilet…when we were heading for lunch, we bumped into her again…she asked jon with a much more nicer tone in voice out for lunch…the stupid fellow rejected her offer again…i mean here u have a nice girl offering herself to u…u should just go for it…opportunities like this dont come easy…
anyways we were having lunch in our normal hangout…one 2 eat…so i was telling jon t go for her and disturbinng him when suddenly we saw her coming to the same place again…she saw us and smiled…but gave a nicer smile to ka jon…i told jon to call her to join us as she was sitting all by herself and eating alone…and guess wat the bloody fool didnt want too…i felt like taking a shotgun and blowing his brains out…
anyways thats all that happened and the girl was keeping an eye on jon from her table…so is this the begining of jon’s love life?…will she be able to get jon?…will they go on their first date?…wat will their children look like?…only time will tell…
but i can surely assure to mr.ka jon that this is a good oppurtunity for him…dont waste it bro…
thats all…
