My Story

There were 3 bachelors living in Malaysia…All three of them lived in the same apartment…But they were not gay!!!….Bachelor no.1 was Aaron Raj who is currently working as an editor for Astro…Bachelor no.2 was Arun who was a doctor…And bachelor no.3 was Tan Ka Jon who was a businessman selling underwears…

Every morning the 3 of them would go to work and come back home late at night…During the weekends, they would go chick hunting…One fine weekend, they decided to go to 1 Utama…They went there and were looking around…Suddenly, they were approached by a very hot chick…She was  carrying a basket…Inside the basket was a baby bunny…She gave the basket to Jon and told him to hold it for her for a while as she needed to go to the ladies…Jon refused to take it…But Aaron and Arun said ok…

A few minutes passed and no one seemed to come…They waited longer…its now almost an hour…Jon getting pissed…and he’s hungry too…Aaron ask Arun to go check if she still inside…Arun goes into the ladies and comes back…He says he cant enter…They wont let him…Aaron says he will go…he walks towards the toilet and ask the cleaner if anyone inside…The cleaner say there was a girl earlier inside who had a fart attack…She has been taken to the hospital…

Aaron went back and told Jon and Arun…they looked at each other and decided to go the hospital…When they arrived at the hospital, they went to look for her…Apparently Arun works in the same hospital so he goes and looks for her…He comes back with sad news…The girl apparently farted all the air in her body out…she farted to death…There was a moment of silence for a while…

They took the bunny and went back…When they arrived home Ka Jon wanted to know wat was to be done to the bunny…Aaron say he will take it to RSPCA in the morning…The nexy day Aaron took the bunny…In the evening he came back with the bunny…Arun ask aaron why he didnt get rid of it…Aaron say the RSPCA wont keep it…They will put it to sleep so he felt sorry and brought the bunny back…Arun was speechless…Ka Jon suggested that they should make the bunny fat and kill it and make burgers out of it…Both aaron and Arun gave a slap to Jon on each side of his face…

Arun decided they should name the bunny…And they did…They decided to name it Joanne…Every morning Aaron would take Joanne for a walk…Arun’s job was to feed it and clean the shit…And Ka Jon’s job was to bathe Joanne…They lived this way for the next 6 months…then they decided that Joanne was a little to lonely…so they went to buy her a companion…That evening they came back with a nice white fully grown male bunny called Tang…The two of them looked great together…

A few months later Joanne gave birth to a dozen baby bunnies…Tang however died of a heart attack a week later…Joanne was now a single mother…Aaron, Arun and Jon were so saddened by the passing of Tang…Then one day, the 3 guys were shocked to discover a very sick Joanne…All her young were missing…They went hunting for it…Then Ka jon saw his neighbours apartment…he went there, apparently his neighbours children have eaten the young bunnies…

Joanne was devastated…Aaron jon and Arun decided it was time for joanne to go and not suffer anymore…They put Joanne in a container and went away…Then Ka Jon had an idea…he told aaron and arun to take the bunny to the market and have it killed…They should then eat the meat so that the bunny will remain in their body forever…They all agreed…When they arrived at the market, they opened the container and found joanne dead…Apparently arun didnt put air holes in the container for joanne to breathe…so they took the body and burried it…After that they carried on with their lives…

THE END…

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