Archive for January, 2006

Bigfoot Fever…

Sunday, January 8th, 2006

Well people everyone is suddenly on a wild goose chase for Bigfoot…I must people will surely pay a lot of money to see this creatures…So I came up with an idea…You see what people dont know is that there are 2 bigfoots living in PJ…And im gonna get them and a few another animal friends of mine to join my zoo…And then the whole world can come see them…Confused?…Allow me to fill you in with the details…

I have already selected my location for the zoo…It shall be built somewhere not so far from the capital…I was thinking of building it somewhere near Sepang…Its the best location there is actually…

As for the animals…well…as we know big foots are tall hairy creatures…so i decided to get my good friend Arun to be the adult bigfoot…And Ka Jon can be the young as he is much shorter…Now i have a big foot family…And if people ask where is the female…well…i just say she went off with King Kong…

I have decided to include other animals as well…There shall be the fairest bunny in the world..(u know who i mean)…and the laziest ass in the world who sleeps 24/7…and of course the worlds largest honey bee…of course we will be having other creatures too…

So wat u guys think of this idea?

Ka Jon and Arun…if u guys are reading this please feel free not to shave of any facial hair…And miss Bunny, dont go sun tanning….we wouldnt want to have a dark bunny now would we…

I shall managed this zoo with my trusty zoo keeper Chun Hor…Well i could find any animal too suit him in…And all animals will be fed with Hiu meat with the exceptional of Starbucks Coffee for some…

Take Care and hope to hear from all of u soon…

My New Job…

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

Hello everyone…

I remember telling soem of you guys that i shall be coming to KL to do some survey job…Well it looks like the job has changed hands…My wonderfull brother will be taking over my job while i  am stuck in Ipoh with another job…And you know wat the best part is? I am not getting paid a single cent for this job…

Terrible yeah? Wait till you wat kind of a job im doing…It has no particular office hour timing but it can be quite tiring…And it requires me to be physical…Sometimes can be fun but can be tiring if i do it in the long run…ok lets cut the crapt and get straight to the point…

I have been made the official driver for my grandparents…that’s right…now im stuck here untill uni reopens…everyday i have to go to market or hospital or church…send my mum to work and pick her up if i want to use her car…if not i have to use my grandpa’s 1978 opel kadett and trust me that car is mean…0 to 100 in 2 minutes or sometimes 3…And Ipoh aint the same old quiet town like before…There are just too many cars and traffic does get heavy…

Another thing is i missed the most important event which i wanted to got to…I was supposed to go clubbing on New Year’s Eve at Y2K which is the Zouk of Ipoh but i ended up sick…All my friends went…I heard it was good…over 5000 people were there…there is an article about it in todays NST…

Lastly someone or something broke my mom’s car glass…My mum, bro and me went out shopping and when we came back we noticed a huge crack on the glass…So i had to spend another 4 hours of my useless time in the workshop yesterday getting it fixed…

So i guess thats all there is to say for now…And please if any of u guys have any news about Hiu Li about her whereabouts and whether she returning to Monash or is she alive or dead or has she beenkidnapped or has she got married or anything please and i say please PLEASE let me know…I have not heard from her or spoken to her for some time…

Thank You…

Cheers…

A Scoreless Draw…

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

One of the most exciting matches against two of the greatest teams ever ended up as a draw…So what can we learn from this?

Manchester United and Arsenal are better then Chelsea…