Bigfoot Fever…
Sunday, January 8th, 2006Well people everyone is suddenly on a wild goose chase for Bigfoot…I must people will surely pay a lot of money to see this creatures…So I came up with an idea…You see what people dont know is that there are 2 bigfoots living in PJ…And im gonna get them and a few another animal friends of mine to join my zoo…And then the whole world can come see them…Confused?…Allow me to fill you in with the details…
I have already selected my location for the zoo…It shall be built somewhere not so far from the capital…I was thinking of building it somewhere near Sepang…Its the best location there is actually…
As for the animals…well…as we know big foots are tall hairy creatures…so i decided to get my good friend Arun to be the adult bigfoot…And Ka Jon can be the young as he is much shorter…Now i have a big foot family…And if people ask where is the female…well…i just say she went off with King Kong…
I have decided to include other animals as well…There shall be the fairest bunny in the world..(u know who i mean)…and the laziest ass in the world who sleeps 24/7…and of course the worlds largest honey bee…of course we will be having other creatures too…
So wat u guys think of this idea?
Ka Jon and Arun…if u guys are reading this please feel free not to shave of any facial hair…And miss Bunny, dont go sun tanning….we wouldnt want to have a dark bunny now would we…
I shall managed this zoo with my trusty zoo keeper Chun Hor…Well i could find any animal too suit him in…And all animals will be fed with Hiu meat with the exceptional of Starbucks Coffee for some…
Take Care and hope to hear from all of u soon…