My Story

King Eric was in his room with his mistresses when his messenger came with the message…After reading the message, King Eric said that this was a small problem which should be overcomed fast…He ordered his second son, General Teck to go to one their forts and prepare the army to wipe out this problem…General Teck rejected his father’s proposal…He said he would not want to risk his life to take revenge on his brother’s killer…This was because he was next in line for the thrown…So General Teck sent his younger brother General Seng to go solve this problem…A very young General Seng agreed to go…When King Eric heard of this, he ordered that his son be escorted by the soldiers of Gortyn who were quite good in combat…And so they were off…

Meanwhile, Aaron, Kajon and Chun Hor were busy gathering and training more people to join their uprising…They had travelled from one village to another each time adding more troops to their forced…By the time they reached the village of Chang, they had almost 3000 troops with them…In the village Chang, there was a wrestling tournament…Aaron and Kajon decided to see if they could get anyone from there…Fighting in the ring were the Locri boys…They were champions…They had never been beaten in any wreslting match…Their names were Weikeat and Arun…They were good buddies…However as much as they loved each other, they also hated each other as the were once in live with the same girl…However the girl ended cheating on both of them…So the two of them were now sworn celibacies…After listening to Aaron’s proposal, they agreed to join him…So off they went…

A few days later, Aaron and his men were approaching the town called Pella…This once peacefull town was now a fort for King Eric…Aaron and Chun Hor decided to go see the ammount of soldiers to see if they can fight them…They were surprised that was only close to 1000 soldiers there…This was a sign of relief to aaron but chun hor sensed something was wrong…they decided to attack at dawn…The next day, their men were ready to attack…After getting aaron’s signal, they attacked the faught…It was a storng battle which aaron’s forces gained victory easily…However the worse was yet to come…To aaron’s horror, he heard the horn of King Eric…They were now sorrounded by close to 5000 soldiers…It was a trap…They were ambushed…Aaron picked up his sword and started fighting…All his soldiers were fighting…And they all fought till their very last breath…

Aaron realized his end was coming when suddenly he heard the horns of Assus…He looked around and saw a warrior women riding a unicorn carrying a sword…She was followed by other women riding horses…They were the Assusian Women Warriors…They came to help aaron and his men…They were fighting too…Realizing defeat, The other soldiers were ordered to retreat…Aaron had won the battle of Pella with the help of the warrior women…When all was over, the women on the unicorn approached aaron…She got down and introduced herself…her name was Joanne…She was the leader of the warrior women…Aaron introduced himself and his friends as well…Joanne said to was willing to join aaron to fight King Eric and reclaim their land…Aaron allowed them to join him…

Meanwhile, General Seng went back to his father…He told him wat happen…Filled with anger King Eric said it was time for him to use to forces from the other worlds to help him…He told his son to go find the sorceror Beep Beep to help them…In Pella, there was a huge celebration…Aaron’s soldiers were having a good time with Joanne’s warrior women…While the rest were partying, Aaron, Kajon, Chun Hor and Joanne were planning on how to attack King Eric…It is in this place where they came across the sorceror called Temme…She came in as a dove and transformed herself into human…She said she wanted to help them…And the story continues…

I didnt really wanted to watch this movie at first but i dont know wat made me change my mind at the last minute to go watch it…And i must say i made the right decision…Casanova was a good film…Its a comedy but as usual only me, joanne and temme were laughing…the other people in the cinema could not understand the jokes…The storyline is good and straight to the point…Heath’s and Sienna’s acting were good…Believe me its worth a watch…

However, the main reason im writing this post is not just about the movie but of the character casanova himself…For those of you who dont know, Giacamo Casanova was actually a famous writer…In modern times, Casanova is best known for his exploits as a lover, to the point that his name has entered the English language; to call someone a Casanova is to suggest that he is an ardent and probably promiscuous lover…

The Funniest movie of 2006…

That’s right…I must say that it was a really good film…It kept me laughing from the start till the end…Every scene of the film was funny…Steve Martin was brilliant in his role…I mean the whole cinema were laughing their shit out…

The story is rather simple but its kept to the point…Unlike Big Momma’s House 2 and Fun with Dick and Jane, The Pink Pather i would say is able to cater to all audience regardless of their age…

Beyonce was hot as usual…Jean Reno stirred some good acting as well for a guy who normally plays villains only…Kevin Kline was fun to watch…And look out for the special appearnce by Cliwe Oven as secret agent 006…

A final verdict, go watch this film…You have to see it to enjoy it…

I dont know why i just find this song’s lyrics just amazing…Maybe it reminds me of myself…Its a nice song by Fred Neil…Its a country folk song…The main song from the film "Midnight Cowboy" starring Jon Voight in his first film which gave him an Oscar nomination and Dustin Hoffman in his second film which also gave him an Oscar nomination…The film itself won the best picture Oscar in 1969…

EVERY BODY’S TALKING AT ME I DON’T HEAR A WORD THEY’RE SAYING
ONLY THE ECHOES OF MY MIND
PEOPLE STOPPING STARING
I CAN’T SEE THEIR FACES ONLY THE SHADOWS OF THEIR EYES
I’M GOING WHERE THE SUN KEEPS SHINING THROUGH THE POURING RAIN

GOING WHERE THE WEATHER SUITS MY CLOTHES
BANKING OFF THE NORTH EAST WIND
SAILING ON SUMMER BREEZE
AND SKIPPING OVER THE OCEAN LIKE A STONE

AND I WON’T LET YOU LEAVE MY LOVE BEHIND
NO I WON’T LET YOU LEAVE MY LOVE BEHIND

The following events are based on fictional events played by non-fictional characters…

There is a legend…A legend of a mighty king who lived thousands of years ago in the far western side of the world…He was a great warrior…His army far much bigger than that of Genghis Khan and Napolean and his empire was bigger then what Alexander had…But his army was and might was not the most powerfull thing he had as there was a greater power hidden within him…He and his loyal knights of the square table each had their own powers…And these stories you are about to here are no mere fairy tales…These are the tales of a man no one dared challenge…These are the tales of a king loved and cherish by all his people…These are the tales of love, friendship, loyalty and betrayal…These are the tales of King Aaron and his knights of the Pentagon table…

Before we can go on to see how these king became so powerfull, we must first see how he became a king…In the eastern front of the village called Tomtato, there was an orphan boy called Aaron…Aaron was a young lad only in his early teens…He worked for a blacksmith called Bruno…His job was basically to clean up all the mess after his employer finishes his work and practice with the swords made…This made aaron a very talented person in using the swords and in the art of swordfighting…After celebrating his 12th birthday, his village was suddenly attacked by the soldiers of King Eric from the west…They tore down the whole village…Aaron and the villagers were then taken as prisoners and forced to work to work as slaves…When working as a slave, Aaron earned much of his strength carrying the heavy loads…It is here where Aaron is said to have met one his companions who would later be one of his knight…He met Kajon…Kajon was a decendent from a barbaric clan of people who lived up north…Like Aaron, Kajon’s village was also torn apart by the soldiers of King Eric…The two of them became very close friends and help each other…

After his 15th birthday, Aaron and Kajon decided it was time for them to escape…So they gathered a few other people and started an uprising…The first attempt failed terriblely with a lot prisoners killed…They carried out a total of 7 uprisings and all failed…But before carrying out their 8th and final uprising, Aaron and Kajon met Chunhor…Chunhor was a prince in his land in the south…but the soldiers wipe out his entire village and all his villagers…Only he and a few others were able to escape…When they were caught,they calimed that they were travellers…Chunhor had the most strategic plan for all of them to escape…He said that instead of attacking the guards from the front, they should attack the guards from behind and when they were unware…But how they were gonna do it?…Chunhor said they should dig tunnels leading outside and send the best fighters to attack the guards while the rest create some kind of diversion…They started working on the plan…It took them 6 whole months to finish the tunnel…

Then the time came for them to attack…The diversion was simple…They just needed to create another uprising at the front…Aaron and Chunhor went down the tunnels while kajon stayed back and handled the rest…It was almost midnight when Aaron and Chunhor came out with another 2 dozen men and attack the guards…Armed with only hammers and sticks, the killed all the guards brutally…Meanwhile kajon and the rest of the prisoners were also giving a good fight at the uprising…The battle lasted for hours…By the time it was over, there was a huge river of blood…Bodies were lying all over…Heads dislocated from the bodies and guts lying all over…Out of the 3000 prisoners and 4000 soldiers, only 500 had survived…The prisoners all looked to aaron…They wanted him to be his leader…Chunhor and kajon too agreed to that…Then one of the priosners brought the last surviving soldier…He was General Lee, the son of King Eric…Aron took his sword look at his people and yelled, "FREEDOM…."…He then took his sword and sliced of the head of General Lee…He then told his men to deliver the head to King Eric and with a message which read "Your Reign is coming to an end…"

To be continued…

Due to the high rising cases of plagiarism, i have decided not to carry on with Desperate Husbands…The title may be different but the story may be same as Desperate Housewives…I cannot afford to be dragged and harged in court over matters like this…Therefore, I will not proceed with this…

I am really sorry guys…I know some of u were anticipating this…Not to worry i will find a substitute story to write…

I saw the vcd version of this film and thank god i didnt go watch it in the cinema…Its funny and lame…As usual Jim Carrey does his tricks…Loved his version of R.Kelly’s "I Believe I Can Fly" and the scene where their too poor to have water where they bathe with their sprinkler’s water in the garden…

A fun lame movie which i feel u guys should just buy VCD and watch…

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I really dont know how to comment on this film…Its basically about this 2 guys who meet while transporting sheeps…They end up having an affair…They deliver the sheeps and go seperate ways…They each get married…Then they meet after a few years later…Have affair again…One of their wives catches them and asks for divorce…After the divorce more problems arise…The 2 guys still see each other…One of them say they should meet lesser…And the other guy dies in accident…When guy 2 finds out he is devastated…End of story…

To be honest, its a nice film and i think director Ang Lee did a great job to show the audiences the problems this kind of people face…Both actors were good…But i did feel a little weird watching the gay scenes…Still the movie was quite good and i think has a strong chance of winning oscars…

Thats right…the gunners showed the greatest football team in the world who is the best…Henry, ur the man…

We shall wait for the second march coming soon…

Till then, Arsenal will enjoy…

We will win…

MU fans dont talk so much…u guys not qualified to talk…

Last Night when i was in Ipoh, I saw a murder happen in front of my eyes…

It all happened after dinner…I went to sit on my swing outside my house and look at the stars…Sudenlly, i saw a rat moving all over the place…i was just observing it when suddenly out of nowhere, a cat came and grab it…the cat ripped the fellow’s head off…When i saw this i screamed…My bro came running out…When he saw the cat with the rat hanging from its mouth, my bro threw up right in front of my house…I then chased that stupid cat away…

I will never forget that sight for the rest of my life…