Who wants to be a millionare?(part1)
Thursday, March 30th, 2006Aaron : Welcome to Who Wants To Be a Mllionare…Im ur host Aaron Raj and we have got 10 contestants here all waiting to have a go to become a millionare…So let’s not hold them any longer…here they are…Firstly we have Ka Jon from PJ…
Ka Jon : Hello everyone…MU rules…
Aaron : And the lovely lady beside him is Hiu Li from Banting…
Hiu Li : everyone i’m actually a guy…
Aaron : Next to her is Chang Wei Keat also from PJ…
Wei Keat : Im also available in Chow Kit…
Aaron : And the next contestant is Chun Hor from Puchong…
Chun Hor : hello everyone…i’m puchong boy…
Aaron : Next to him is Joanne Soo from bandar Kinrara…
Joanne : Peace everyone…
Aaron : And the girl next to him is Temme Lee from Penang…
Temme : Wei…..Wei………
Aaron : The next contestant is Saw Bee Bee also from Penang…
Bee Bee : Beep…
Aaron : Next to her is Eric Lee from Sri Petaling…
Eric : Im a virgin…
Aaron : And next to Eric is Virginia from Indonesia…
Virginia: "shows middle finger"
Aaron : And our last contestant is none other than Syaza from Monash Condo…
Syaza : Aaron, im pissed…!
Aaron : So let me tell u how the rule goes…I will give u a question and the fastest person to answer on the buzzer will get a chance to win a million dollars…Ready…
All : Yes
Aaron : Rearange the size of countries from smallest to biggest…
A) China
B) Senegal
C) Australia
D) Mexico
Aaron : Everyone finished?
All : Yes…
Aaron : Ok…Lets look at the answers first…the order is Senegal, Mexico, Australia and China…Now lets see who got it right and who was the fastest…
Aaron : And the lucky person is Temme Lee…
Temme : Wei…..Wei…..
Aaron : Come on down Temme…And have a seat on the chair of millions…So temme how does it feel to be the first contestant?
Temme : Well actually…I didnt expect to make it this far…So im gonna give all 120% of my knowledge…
Aaron : Ok…U know the rules of the game right?…Anyway let’s just gp through it…You have a total of 15 questions to win a million bucks…and u have 3 lifelines…A 50-50 chance where by we remove two wrong answers and leave one right and one wrong one, slap the host is where u decide to change the question by slapping the host only once, or call a friend…So shall we begin?
Temme : Ok…
Aaron : Which of the following is not a mammal?
A) Apple
B) Bitch
C) Cat
D) Dog
Temme : The answer is A…
Aaron : You have won 100 bucks…The next question for 200 bucks…The Movie Memoirs of A Geisha was directed by…
A) Steven Speilberg
B) Rob Marshall
C) John Williams
D) Michelle Yeoh
Temme : This is easy…The answer is B…
Aaron : you now have 200 bucks…next question…Which of the following tennis players is a homosexual?
A) Maria Sharapova
B) Venus Williams
C) Amelie Mueressmo
D) Lindsay Davenport
Temme : I know this…C la is the answer…
Aaron : u have 300 bucks…for 500 bucks here is the next question…In what year was the first A1GP held?
A) 1950
B) 1978
C) 2005
D) 2000
Temme : Im not sure la…i think i want to slap the host…
Aaron : Ok Temme…U can slap me…
"Temme gets up and slaps aaron"
Aaron : Ouch…ur a strong girl temme…ok i shall change the question…For 500 bucks who was Mika Hakinnen?
A) Tennis Player
B) Formula 1 Driver
C) Politician
D) Athlete
Temme : I want 50-50…
Aaron : Ok…U are now left with B and A…
Temme : I say b…
Aaron : U sure?
Temme : Yes…
Aaron : You have 500 bucks…now for 1000 bucks answer the next one…Who wrote the James Bond novels…
A) Ian Flemming
B) Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
C) Dr.Jega
D) Stephen King
Temme : A for aaron…
Aaron : Indeed it is a for aaron and u have just won 1000bucks…from now on watever happens ur safe with that cash…Lets go to the 2000 bucks question…In which country is the hanging gardens of babylon found?
A) Iraq
B) Iran
C) Jordan
D) Syria
Temme : Its either Iran or Iraq…I’m not sure….i want to call a friend…I would like to call my friend Teh…
Aaron : Ok…Hello Teh?
Teh : yes…teh here…
Aaron : im aaron from who wants to be a millionare and i have ur friend temme here with me…she needs ur help to answer a question…temme u got 30 seconds
Temme : Hi Teh…
Teh : Hi Temme…How are u?
Temme : I’m fine…how are u?
Teh : I’m fine also…so how is ur family?
Temme : They are fine…Are u going penang?
Teh : Most likely next weekend…im getting married
Temme : Really?…why u never tell me one…i dont friend u anymore…
Teh : Sorry la temme…im busy…i posted ur invation already…u………………………
Temme : Hello?…Hello?….Teh?…Wat happened?
Aaron : Well apparently ur time is up…now answer the question…
Temme : wei……where can like that wan…ok la…i answer b…
Aaron : Im sorry temme but that’s the wrong answer….The correct answer is a
Temme : Oh well…I still got 1000bucks…
Aaron : Well yeah…thanks for joining us tonight…bye…
Temme : Bye…
Aaron : and so ladies and gentleman temme has left with 1000bucks and i can see our contestants all smilling so without further waiting, here the next question…Arrange the following alphabeths in aplphabethic order…
A) B
B) Z
C) L
D) K
Aaron : Ok so lets see the correct order…its A,D,C,B and the fastest answer was from Wei Keat…
Wei Keat : Yay…
Aaron : so how are u keat?
Wei keat : Im fine…u know im also available at Summit Hotel…
Aaron : Wat?
Wei Keat : and sometimes i go ipoh…
Aaron : Wat talking u?…anyways…here is the first question…which of the following is NOT a bird…
A) Ostrich
B) Chicken
C) Bat
D) Duck
Wei keat : The answer is C..
Aaron : Ok u got 100 bucks…and the next quuestion, who was the founder of Monash University?
A) John Monash
B) Aaron Monash
C) Jim Monash
D) Michael Monash
Wei keat : The answer is D…
Aaron : Are u sure…
Wei Keat : Yes…
Aaron : Sorry boy…u got the wrong answer …the right answer is actually a…
Wei Keat : Fuck it…
"Wei keat gets up and starts stripping"
Aaron : SECURITY!!!!
"Security guards come and arrest wei keat"
Aaron : Sorry about that people…we will take a short break and be back with a new contestant…