Monash Concerto Symphony no.3
Aaron : hello and welcome back…our next is to be sung by a small country girl who comes from an island in indonesia…she loves country song and she is gonna sing us one of her favourites which is country road by the late john denver…
Virginia : Good evening…i am virginia…
Almost heaven, West Virginia,
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
Life is old there, older than the trees,
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze.
Country road, take me home
To the place I belong,
West Virginia, mountain momma,
Take me home, country road.
All my mem’ries gather ’round her,
Miner’s lady, stranger to blue water.
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky,
Misty taste of moonshine, tear-drop in my eye.
Country road, take me home
To the place I belong,
West Virginia, mountain momma,
Take me home, country road.
I hear her voice, in the morning hours she calls me,
The radio reminds me of my home far away.
And driving down the road I get the feeling
that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.
Country road, take me home
To the place I belong,
West Virginia, mountain momma,
Take me home, country road.
Take me home, country road.
Aaron : wasnt she good?…ya i think she could have been better…anyways next of we have hiu li who is gonna rap for us…i guess beaing a raper and rapper isnt an easy one but still lets just give her a chance…
hiu li : hi everyone…i am gonna rap…after that i am gonna rape…den im gonna rap again…
The way you shake it,
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee
go…doing doing doing
I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go…doing doing doing
The way he moves, he’s like a belly ,,-dancer
He shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamz
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE… d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being
I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing
I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further
It’s impossible for me, and do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B I sing song, it go Ringy Chong ah Ching Chong Chong Chong Ching
psyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If i’m offend, I’m sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love it
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee
go d-doing doing doing
Tan Ka Jon, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes…d-doing doing doing
Chun Hor and Eric used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE… d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Chun Hor’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Bee bee, He’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Temme Lee has shoulders like a man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand
[Chorus–Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
Wei Keat is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go… d-doing doing doing
[Verse –Eminem]
The way he moves he dances like a GO-GO
In that video he sings “get out” you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE… d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I could say the word pee pee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Ooi is that my breast? I think I just saw my tit
psyche, i joke i joke, I kid I kid.
I don’t think my joke is working I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Joanne, get down
[Chorus–Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
So Aaron Raj will you pee pee on me, Please
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
['WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU?]
Aaron : Ok as we know she is a little sick…ok i am not gonna sing but as we come to an end, all the artist have come up with a song and they are gonna sing it for u all…
"All singers come up the stage…the lights are turned down…joanne goes to the piano…and she starts playing a real fast tone…she is jumping on the piano…kajon and eric do the macarena…virginia and syaza doing the ketchup dance…bee bee and wei keat doing the tango…temme screaming out "wei…wei…"…hiu li is trying to find someone to rape…she is most likely heading for jo…and aaron starts singing…
Aaron : Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ka Jon :
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…(bee bee beeps)
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…(bee bee beeps)
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Hiu Li :
I don’t give a…(bee bee beeps)
Keep looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…(bee bee beeps)
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Wei Keat :
Every boy’s the same
Since I been in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That’s not the way it’s going down
Syaza :
‘Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
Eric :
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…(bee bee beeps)
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…(bee bee beeps)
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Virginia:
I don’t give a…(bee bee beeps)
Keep looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…(bee bee beeps)
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Joanne :
Do you know that no
Don’t mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don’t be rushing
Like you’re anxious
And two, you’re just too aggressive
So try to get your (Ahh)
Temme:
Do you know that I know?
And I don’t want to go there
Chun Hor:
Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
Hiu Li:
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…(bee bee beeps)
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…(bee bee beeps)
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Ka Jon :
I don’t give a…(bee bee beeps)
Keep looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…(bee bee beeps)
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Aaron:
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated]
Hiu Li :
Ooh, you’ve got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don’t need
Oh!
Aaron :
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…(bee bee beeps)
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…(bee bee beeps)
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Virginia :
I don’t give a…(bee bee beeps)
Keep looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…(bee bee beeps)
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Chun Hor:
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…(bee bee beeps)
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…(bee bee beeps)
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…(bee bee beeps)
Ka Jon :
I don’t give a…(bee bee beeps)
Keep looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…(bee bee beeps)
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…(bee bee beeps)
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Aaron : Thank you everyone…goodnight and i hope i will see all of u guys soon in our next concert…Goodnight and goodbye…
