My Story

It was an amazing evening…We started our journey from college…All of us dressed up nicely…hiu looked great but her purse did not suit her outfit…Got a call cab to come fetch us…He charged RM23 but i gave him RM25…Anyway the cab driver was a bit sick and horny…He was singing to himself while driving…Maybe because there was no radio in his cab…We spent about 10 minutes trying to find the place…It was in a new place called Sentul West…The cabbie had to go 3km inside to drop us…We had no idea how we gonna go back…Anyways the Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre was the venue…And it was a really beautiful romantic place…i mean really romantic…i was with hiu li and syaza decided to tag along…We took some nice shots untill the rain came pouring…We then went in and ate something…syaza and hiu just had drinks but i had the best mamak mee in my life…it was superb…after that we went for the show…it was fantastic…hiu li and i were like amazed how nice jazz music was…i shall not blog about the show as that part is only for my asignment…after the show is where the fun starts…we took pictures with greg lyons who is the founder of Global Spirit which the band performing and also the guy who played marvelously on the saxophones…After that we went outside for more photos…but our problems were just starting…firstly there was no cabs willing to come fetch us back…we had to walk 3km all the way out to get a cab with midnight charge back home…during our journey back, we were all hungry…syaza called bee bee and vir to come join us dinner which took us the whole jourrney back to decide…we then finaaly decided to go to AnW…however it was 12.10 and although it was a friday and curfew hours were till 3, hostelites were not allowed to leave their hostels…so bee bee who was suppose to drive us there was stcuk and could not go…virginia got ready and ws with us too…so we decide go mamak…then i ask guard if side gate open he say close…hiu was like gonna cry…so we all went back hungry…earlier this morning after my class, i met syaza who told me they all ate in hiu’s place where she cooked them spagetti…well i guess they got to eat in the end but as always poor old aaron went to bed without dinner…and thus ends my experience of my forst ever jazz concert…

THE END

Well let’s face it…Mamak stall does really have their benefits…After a dissapointing last minute plan, my whole family went back to ipoh leaving me stuck in campus…My plans of watching of F1 were over the weekend all wiped out…But then i decided to go to mamak and watch…It was fun…I was not the only one watching as there were few others as well…Now the thing is, Giancarlo was a bloody pain…I thought it was gonna be Button or Rosberg or one of the Mclarens but that fool got pole…still i must say tomorrow’s race will be an interesting one to watch…Key players to look out for will be both Mclaren and Williams drivers…Lets also not forget our Ferrari boys…Giancarlo might just get the podium and so will Button…Alonso may finish in the points but i doubt he will win…It would be nice to see Rosberg win…He would then be the youngest person to win a race at the age of 20…Let’s wait and see tomorrow…

Girls and guys…this post is for u guys…the list of the top 15 richest people…u choose who u want…

1. Bill Gates - 50 billion

2. Warren Buffet - 42 billion

3. Carlos Slim Helu - 30 billion

4. Ingvar Kamprad - 28 billion

5. Lakshmi Mital - 23.5 billion

6. Paul Allen - 22 billion

7. Bernard Arnault - 21.5 billion

8. Prince Alwaleed - 20 billion

9. Kenneth Thompson - 19.6 billion

10. Li-Ka Shing - 18.8 billion

11. Aaron Raj - 18 billion

12. Joanne Soo - 17 billion

13. Tan Ka Jon and Kah Chun Hor - 15 billion each

14. Tong Hiu Li - 10 billion

15. Temme Lee Wei Wei - 9 billion

Conatct numbers for the last 5 are available from me…

And so Aaron and his men was able to trick king eric…they sneaked pass eric’s army and headed for his castle which they were able to conquer easily…Now they have his castle…But getting the castle does not mean they were guaranteed a victory…they still needed to fight the 120000 men of eric’s army…so aron and chunhor formed a master plan…a plan so powerfull that typing it out just gave me goosebumps…their plan was to dig holes around the castle and flood it with antorsca…antorsca were meat eating bugs…but the thing was the antorsca only follow their queen…and the nearest antorsca nest was at 5 days away…so aaron and chun hor ask temme to transport them there…and off they went…temme was able to cut short the journey by 2 days…meanwhile Joanne and kajon and the rest were busy digging holes….

On the other side, King eric was very disappointed when he heard about the trick the palayed on him…so he ordered his men to go back to the castle and finish them once and fore all…Time went by…Aaron return with the queen antorsca…and an army of antorsca were following them…the plan was set…everything was ready…everyone was in their position…meanwhile Joanne and kajon were side by side waiting to draw blood…and then she came…the person they least expected…it was Madonna…kajon’s childhood sweetheart…She was locked up in King Eric’s dungeon…Wei keat freed them all…kajon was now stuck with Madonna and Joanne…but they agreed to share him…so kajon got both of them… “ahhhhhhhhhhhh……………” screamed weikeat…. “ imeninano…imeninano…imeninano…imeninano…” it was the language of the soldiers…he could see king erics men…

THE FINAL

BATTLE

….

“Charge…” eric draw out his sword and headed towards the castle…Aaron draw out his sword and just waited…And then all hell broke loose/…..A huhuhuge explosion…The gorund trembled…It cracked open…And out came The Tong…The Tong was the God of War…She came out…She look at eric…Grabbed him and ate him up…She chewed him till there was nothing left….she then picked up bee bee and put her in pocket…And then a huge cloud came and wiped out all the enemy soldiers…She looked at Aaron and whispered into his ear, “This is thy kingdom…From now on you shall be known as King Aaron and you shall sit at the head of the pentagon table…”

Aaron was speechless…He had finally gained victory…That night there was full of joy…Kajon got married to Madonna…Joanne somehow rejected him lastminute…And kajon ruled the north while Joanne ruled the south…Wei keat got east and chun hor got west…And aaron got the center…and temme became their adviser…a happy ending for a happy story…

And this was how King Aaron became king and how the knights of the pentagon table were formed…This is only the beginning of the many more adventures of King Aaron and the Knights of the Pentagon Table…

THE END…

“Can I have it like that” ask Kajon… “You got it like that” said Chun Hor… And the two of them went on dancing on the stage… It was a Good Guys night out… All the good guys were there… Aaron was busy with his drink and chatting with chicks around while Eric was doing a pole dance on stage with Kajon and Chun Hor…Although it was a good guys night out, the girls were allowed to come too… Well the girls just came to give satisfaction to the guys… Anyways, there they was…All partying around…Jumping around…The music getting louder and hotter…Kajon cant take it anymore…He removes his shirt…He’s topless…Chun hor tries to come him down…Aaron gets a hose from outside and sprays water on kajon…But kajon is so hyper that he removes his pants next…He is now standing with a g-string underwear on the center of the stage…Suddenly all the girls attention were focused on him…Eric felt so jealous…He wanted the girls attention too…So eric went screaming and ripped off his clothes…Sadly though he did not have any balls as he lost them to a bet some time ago…So nothing much for him…Meanwhile kajon was busy with the macarena…swinging his ass from left to right…chun hor slaps himself on the forehead…And aaron was going bonkers as well…He was using his James Bond accent and charms to get the chicks and he was doing quite a good job…

But then the unexpected happens…All of a sudden the person we least expect to come in the bar comes in…It was none other than hiu li…She said she heard a familiar voice coming from her room…She and the rest of the girls were having a girls nice out…Hiu li went bananas when she saw kajon in his g-string…she ran out immediately and called bee bee, Virginia and syaza…Syaza said she cannot see evil and covered her face…And then bee bee goes up the stage and gives a hell of a punch to eric…eric is knocked out cold…She then came down and told aaron how long she had been waiting to do that…Virginia went up on stage next…She took her finger and started poking kajon on the stomach…kajon felt tickled and started laughing…vir than gave him one flying kick…kajon flew all the way back to pj…she then came down and told aaron she wanted to see how strong her legs was and decided to test it on him since he was drunk and wont remember anything tomorrow… then syaza went to chun hor and just stared at him…suddenly the poor fellow was crying…he was so frighten…so frighten that he pee he in his pants…all the other girls have left the room…now only aaron was left…wat was gonna happen to him?…

Bee Bee does nothing and walks out…she is followed by syaza and

Virginia

…Hiu li walks to aaron…She looks at him…And then it starts…The nagging… “I tell u aaron I am so disappointed with u…How can you do such a thing?” yelled Hiu li… “But…”said aaron… “No buts…You know wat their parents are gonaa do to them….bla bla bla bla bla bla…………………………………..” By the time she had finish nagging at Aaron, she had run out of breath… Then suddenly Joanne comes in…She sees hiu li scolding aaron…she goes there and settles everything…she then starts a very long lecture…it was round two for aaron…aaron looked at hiu and hiu looked at him….their minds were thinking the same thing…within a few seconds hiu li grabbed Joanne…Aaron took a piece of cloth and tied it up around her mouth…They then took Joanne out of the bar…hiu li and aaron took out a gun each… aimed it at Joanne…they sang Happy Birthday to her…Before they could pull the trigger, there was a huge explosion…It was Chun Hor and eric…Their car had collided with bee bee’s cos syaza was driving a drunk bee bee and virginia…all of them have gone to the hospital and are in critical situation…so aaron and hiu li decided not to kill Joanne… They then took Joanne to kajon’s house and got them married that very night… Aaron volunteered to sponsor their honeymoon to Antartica…And so Joanne and kajon left that very night…

And now that everything was settled, aaron went decided to go back…but before he could go back, hiu li started her nagging shit again…aaron got so fed up…he just took out is gun and blew her brains out… now aaron was left all alone… so he decided to shoot himself too…and he did so…Now in heaven, aaron and hiu li confront god…God tells them to go back…He don’t want them to argue here…and so aaron and hiu li are sent back but with a switch…In fact all of them had died and were sent back…those who died in hospital were sent back to hospital while kajon and Joanne ship hit an iceberg in antartica and they were sent back there…but there was a switch…aaron was in hiu li and hiu li in aaron…kajon in Joanne and Joanne in kajon…meanwhile in the hospital, bee bee in eric, eric in syaza, Virginia in chun hor, chun hor in syaza and syaza in bee bee…it was the beginning of the end for their bodies…just imagine yourself in that position…now they all wanted their bodies back…so they ask god and god say you will get your bodies back when all of u guys know how to be good guys…

So aaron and hiu li open a sitcom…it’s a comedy and it was successful…so they got their bodies back…kajon and Joanne managed to collect 2 billion dollars for charity and got their bodies back…the rest of them formed a band called “Magic inside the box”…It was a failure so god switch them again…It took them eventually 10 years to get their bodies back…By then they had all been to everyone;s body…and thus ends the story of the good guys…

This story was written last night at 2am in the morning because aaron could not sleep…Sp please excuse the strong grammatical errors and sentence construction…Please note that all events that took place were fictional but the characters were not fictional…

I dont know why i am saying this but yes aaron raj has a new blog…My new blog is a lot more different than my old one…Actually my new blog has nothing in it but one really long story…I am not even half way through my story…its more of a novel anyway…i know this may sound stupid to some of you guys and funny to people like kajon but, i actually want to publish this story into a book…yes…i want my work to be publish…but the thing is i dont knw if the story is good enough…it is definately not a comedy like the ones i write in this blog…it is a thriller…everytime i upgrade it, i get more and more ideas…its just a matter of time before i give you all the url…till then keep guessing…

And so Kajon and Joanne went to see Aaron…They wanted to get married and they needed Aaron’s blessing…A barbarian was going to marry a warrior princess…They called aaron and explained to him the situation…Aaron agreed to it…But they wanted to get married only after the war was over…And Aaron allowed it…Meanwhile Arun and wei keat were spying on King eric…They were shocked to see the army King eric has…Wei keat told Arun that they should go back and warn Aaron…However, before they could leave, one of King Eric’s men had spotted them…Suddenly they found themselves being chased by swords of Eric’s men…The run as fast as they could…And then an arrow came and poked Arun in the chest…But he still had the will to run…Wei keat helped him…But Eric’s men were closing on them…Arun and weikeat knew they were doomed when suddenly a huge bird came and carried them away…The bird took them all the way back to Aaron’s base…The bird then transformed into temme…Temme the sorceror had suspected something and followed them…But she was a little too late…The arrow that poked Arun was poisoned…There was nothing they could do…They watch him die slowly…He died in the end…They were all very sad…They took his body and burned it…Wei keat was the saddest as Arun was his closest friend…he was like a brother to wei keat…

Meanwhile, King Eric was pleased with his men could do…He decided it was time to launch a full scale attack on them…He went an saw the witch Beep Beep…And she also said it was the right thing to do and that she would follow them as well…There were a total of 120000 men marching towards aaron’s forces…King Eric himself went…He wanted to make sure aaron really dies…They all left their castle leaving it unguarded…Aaron on the other hand was speechless after hearing form weikeat on King eric’s army…But Chun Hor had an idea of his own…he told aaron that they will go on a longer route which will make them pass eric’s army an into his castle…Once they have his castle, they may have a stornger chance as eric’s castle was built of steel…aaron agreed…And so off they went…

I finally was able to see this film…I just could not wait for its local cinema release so i saw the pirated version…Anyways this movie is superb…Speilberg has done a brilliant job in potraying the Israeli secret service…

The story is rather interesting as it starts off with the Munich hostage crisis where all the hostages were killed and the terrorist were able to escape…The movie is focussed on how the Israeli government sends a few men to go an execute the terrorist one by one…An one of their soldiers is Eric Bana…Eric Bana gives a thumbs up performance in this film i must say…

The score by John Williams is amazing…He is able to create a sound which matches every scene…This is definately a must watch for Speilberg fans…It desevered every Oscar it was nominated for…I give it a 10 out of 10…

Yesterday i think i experienced one of the worse storms in my live and i outlived it…well its not as bad if we compare to Katrina…anyway, we were going to pyramid in jon’s volvo…me, jon, hiu, vir and syaza…suddenly it started raining heavily…The wind was so strong that we could feel the car being pushed…and syaza had gone bananas…she was like screaming for her life in her car…anyway the storm brought down lots of trees…here’s a few pictures to show some of you guys how bad it was…(click on picture to enlarge)

the owner of this car is definately in for a big shock…

this poor fellow trying to move that huge branch from his car…

a fallen tree near college…

if u look closely you can see that even the roots came out…

trees lying all over the college and university…

i love this shot…see how the monaorail track is supporting the tree trunk from falling on the road…

Last Saturday, Aaron had a terrible pain in his stomach…At first he thought it was just a small stomach ache…But the pain continued all night till Sunday…Aaron was also constipated…So he ate a whole packet of prunes to satisfy his tummy…On sunday night, he vomitted like hell…There was like a pool of puke in the toilet bowl…Realizing things had got worse, he went and saw his doctor on Monday…His doctor told him that his intestins may be blocked or twisted…He wanted aaron to go for ultra sound…But then he decided to give aaron some pills and some advice…And told aaron to see him in 4 days if he still has pain…Aaron agreed to it…He took the pills and it helped him…Now he’s feeling better…And this is the advice given to him by his doctor, his family and himself…

1. Love your body as your body loves you…

2. Honour your food…

3. Eat more vegetables…

4. Eat more fruits…

5. Eat more fish…

6. Do not drink fizzy drinks…

7. Do not eat too much of chicken, mutton and pork…

8. Do more walking but less running…(might collapse and die)

9. Do not go jumping around like a monkey…(organs might get dislocated)

10. Do not be a fool and skip meals in order to reduce weight…