My Story

My exams are over but im still hanging around campus…why???…cos i got no life…ka jon is next to me asking me to type…chun hor watcing happy tree friends…hiu li slacking in toilet…bee doing exam…sya doing exam…joanne is missing in action…and the rest are either doing exams or slacking…

so i am so bloody bored now…hiu li where are u???…u should be here doing ur timetable…anyways my timetable for next sem seems ok so far…unless it changes in the last minute…next week is hiu li’s birthday…dont know wat to buy for her…some are suggesting to buy underwear for her but i dont know…its their decission in the end….

Eric will be leaving us soon…we’re gonna have a farewell for him and make sure he pisses in his pants or eat a beetle or drink banana juice…watever it may be, eric gonna go…bye bye eric…be goood in australia…

The world cup is going on now…some good games and some not so good games…so far i feel equador, argentina, holland, italy, spain and czech are playing well…sweden, germany, australia and korea are ok only…england will depend on luck if they want to move on….

thats all for now..goodnight and goodluck…

Have u ever wanted something so badly that when u get it u realize its just another ordinary stuff???

Have u ever wanted to experience something so badly that u eventually fear of experiencing that experience???

Have u ever wished for something so badly that in the end it u finally give up and wish for something else???

I dont know about u guys but i usually think about all this stuff…In fact i think some of it has actually played a role in creating the person i am today…

This seems to affect me mostly in relationships…As u all know, i have never had any relationships before…But lately, when i want to start a relationship with someone, as in just a simple conversation or a smile, a million thoughts run through my head…It’s like i want to talk to the person so badly that i dont know wat to say or do to her…And after all this while, im beginning to fear on the type of person i would become to the extent that i want to have a relationship so badly till im actually afraid of starting a relationship…

U guys get what im trying to say here???…Its nothing to hide…I want that person so badly till the extent i become afraid of knowing the person…I dont know…Some people may just have the gift…But i know a few of my friends who share this same feeling with me…U become afraid of getting the particular person thinking if its the right one or not…

Its like buying a shirt…I dont know about u guys…But im one real irritating shopper…I will try on 5 shirts just to buy 1 and in the end still not be happy with it unlike most of u guys…i dont know if this is the feminine side of me or wat but i am just that way…

And speaking of the feminine side of me, lately i discovered im becoming a very emotional person…I have tears flowing down my eyes watching movies…I feel sad when my friends dont do well in their exams…I feel sad when i see emotional stuff…hell i cried watching arsenal lose to barcelona and when my i realize my mechanical pensil broke…

wats wrong with me???

A friend of mine once told me that its alright to have a feminine side…And it didnt only start here…It goes way back to primary school…I was called all kinds of stuff then and still called the same things now…I remember crying when my friend threw my water bottle away although it was only a normal 500ml coke bottle….

and my brother is a totally different person…he’s more man than me…he’s braver…more confident…more stylistic…more trendy…but im still better looking than him…

The bottom line is that i think too much…if i want to do something i should just do it…if i want to become an underwear model i should just do it…if i want to be start a realationship with someone i should just do it…if i want to scream i should just scream…

But i still keep thinking more and more and more………………………………..

HELP ME…

The end…

There once lived a man called Aaron…Aaron was a great guy…He lived in a village called Guns ‘N’ Roses…He lived by himself…All the villagers looked up to him…One day a stranger came to the village…His name was Kanye West…He wanted Aaron to follow him to the city and start a music career…At first Aaron didnt want to go but after discovering that it was an offer to good to miss, he went…

And so Aaron followed Kanye into the wild wild west…In the west, they meat another guy…His name was Old Kajon…Old Kajon was an old cowboy…In fact he was the oldest cowboy…But he had something special with him…He could make music with his hair…And so he too joined them…And they continued the journey south into Mexico…

In Mexico, they met Chun Hortana…Chun Hortana was the grandson of Carlos Santana…And Chun Hortana was asked to join the band as well…And he agreed to do so too…And now the took a flight from New Mexico to the jungles of the Amazon…

In the jungles of the Amazon, they went looking Hiuna, the jungle queen…And so they were walking through the thick jungles of the amazon…And then they heard some screams…They followed it…They soon came to a river…A child was drowning…And hiuna was wrestleing with an anaconda…Chun Hortana jumped into the river to save the girl…And soon it was an action packed battle between hiuna and the anaconda…In the end, CHun Hortana saved the girl and Hiuna had killed the anaconda…Kanye than asked her to join their band…Hiuna say she will come in one condition, she had to have her own hair stylist as she was in the jungle since birth and had never had a hair cut…And it was agreed…

Now they took the next flight from there to the land down under…Australia…They met a guy called Eric who was lecturing in Victoria University…They wanted him to join them too…Eric agreed and it seems that he had some knid of a magnetic attraction towards Old Kajon…And they took the next flight to Monte Carlo…The city of the rich…They were looking for a high ranked female thief and gambler called Vicky Bee…Vicky Bee was wanted in a dozen countries for cheating men of their money…And when they found her, they wanted her to join them as their lead singer…Vicky Bee agreed saying she had nothing to loose…

Now Kanye said he had only 1 more stop to make before the band is complete…They needed another singer…A male singer…He is currently in Africa after realizing he was part of an extincted porcupine species…And they went to Nigeria and got wei keat…Wei keat didnt want to come…so they had to drug him and bring him with them…And they left for London…

In London, the arrived at Polygram recording studios…its managing director was Syaza…She wanted the band to make a new advertisement for coffee…And so they did…Aaron was the drummer…Hiuna was backup singer…Eric was dancer…Old Kajon played the guitar with Chun Hortana and Vicky Bee and Wei Keat sang…They had managed to produce the no.1 advertisement for coffee in years…

The advertisement was broadcast live…However, not everything went as planned…Old Kajon was feeling hot and removed his shirt…This turned on Hiuna who has never seen a man’s body before…Suddenly, she jumped out of the stage and started to molest Old Kajon…Eric was getting jealous…He joined in too…Chun Hortana was too young and frighten to see this…He closed his eyes and started crying…Vicky Bee was den arrested by Wei Keat as he was an undercover interpol agent…And Syaza realizing her reputation was destroyed drowned her self in coffee…Kanye shot himself…And all was left was Aaron…den a girl came in the room…She was Jessica Alba…She asked Aaron, "So wat u say to a tiger…beer???"…And Aaron put a smile in his face and went with her…

Months later, Joanne Winfrey was interviewing Aaron Raj and Jessica Alba…In the interview, Jessica revealed that she was pregnant with Aaron’s child…Joanne coongratulated them…Suddenly Jessica goes into labor in the studio…Its the 6th June 2006…Their child was the devil…They had to kill the child…Joanne Winfrey started praying and suddenly form out of the audience jumps out Hiuna and kills Jessica and the child…And then……………….well u decide wat happens next….

Wow…I cant believe it…The semester is over…It was just like yesterday me coming to uni for the first classes…And now i have no more classes to go to…I fear that…Wat am i going to do over the next few weeks???…Get a job???…Maybe…

Anyways…its been a great semester…I had good days and bad days…good lecturers and bad lecturers…good friends and bad friends…good things and bad things…good health and bad health…good girls and bad girls…good hiu li’s and bad hiu li’s…

Still definatley more good than bad…As the semester come to an end, i would like to make a confession to all u people out there…I am not Aaron Raj…My real name is actually Carlos Michaelangelo King Raikkonen…nah just kidding…actually wat i want to really say is a big thank you to all u people for making this semester a memorable one…i had one of the best birthdays ever…hiu li got her driving licence…ka jon remained as ka jon…chun hor became a man…joanne became editor…eric found salvation…syaza drank more starbucks…vir never really had a boyfriend or does she…kajon still remains the same….and bee bee laughed more…not forgetting kim and his philosopical advices…

Eric, gaya and shu yun will be leaving us for australia…wish them all the best in their studies and future…eric u know wat to do if need a friend…

Lastly, well there is no lastly as this is only the beginning…I hope there is no end…God bless…

THE END for now…