My Story

For the students of the MUFY March Intake 2004, fridays have never seemed to be a good day for them…People from this group have been robbed, been in accidents, and had bad days on Fridays…Its some kind of curse towards this people…

Anyways, today was Friday…And it was one of those Fridays where bad things happen…I was already in bad luck when i had still 700 words to complete for my assignment which was due by 5pm…Well at least i finished it…And then poor hiu li had to struggle with her assignment where she was only able to finish by 3 plus…Thank goodness…After that, we all went to play futsal…

Futsal was very much of fun today…But it would have been better if we had more people playing with us…Bee was somehow a bit horny today…She molested Chun Hor while playing…And then she tried to molest me…A few moments later she tried to molest her self when she fell while playing futsal…That’s Bee…And we had a very high class future football trainer in our midst playing with us…And she was Virginia…This girl can really play ball…She was fantastic…From the way she grabbed those balls from entering…And how she kicked those poor balls…It was amazing…And people, balls here refers to the futsal ball and nothing else…And then there was wei keat and chun hor…they were great but not as bad as me…CHung lern was another horny chap…the guy keep touching my ass…But then hiu touch also but thats something else…Kajon was a good too…All of us were sweating…I dont know how we played  but we were all covered in sweat…Hiu and i tackled a bit and wei keat say i was taking advantage over her…the bugger is an assole…im a gentleman ok…after that we all go back…

Then jon came to bathe in my place…Bee call suddenly…CHUN HOR ACCIDENT…some motorbike bang him…poor fellow…this was wat the friday thing is…and it was chun hor again…the same guy who got robbed and had an accidnet before…sigh…anyways…we go MUSA street party…hiu li came early for the first time…and it rained like hell…it rained so heavy that bee got wet coming…and then it continued raining…and hiu was going back banting…so in the end we all go dinner in Esquire Kitchen…but poor hiu was left all alone in the cold and wet foyer hungry…but she made that decission…and when we eating, she msg us saying stuck in jam…dont know la…i still think she should have gone back on saturday…sigh…

after that we came back…then go street party…saw Dragon Red perform…they were good…and then all go home…

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I dont know why but when my bro played this song, i suddenly missed someone…sigh…when will i learn to accept reality? I know the two of us being together is not reality…Like wat Barthes says, "There is no such thing as reality"…seriusly the work this guy did is just amazing…scary yet amazing…well maybe there is no reality to us, but at least i can listen to this song and have some nice thoughts about her…

I should stop listening to sad songs but then again all songs have the same lyrics in it…sad or happy…sigh…Mandy, Dream, Roxette, Air Supply, Chicago, James Blunt and the list goes on…

The Way to Rock Life…

Life sucks…well at lease thats wat most of them feel about it…but why does it suck???…people say life sucks because they dont get to do the things they want or they dont get the things they want…I know of many people who used to say their life sucked…They had many reasons…Somefelt it was sucky cos their parents were too overprotective over them…some feel life sucks cos they aint got a gf or bf…some feel life sucks cause they dont have enough money…some feel life sucks cos they got nothing but misery…some feel life sucks cos they have a dead end job which pays them peanuts…some feel life sucks due to the neverending conflicts they face…and the list goes on…

But although life sucks, we can still change it…how?…by rocking it…According to Aaron Raj, "life sucks but we rock life"(2006, p.2)…in his book, Rocking Life, he relates life to the different type of rock categories we have…Among the different rock style categories we have include hard rock, alternative rock, punk rock, heavy metal rock, christian rock, soft rock, blues rock and many more…

The first kind of rock we should look at is Rock N Roll…This is the original form of rock music…Now how does rock and roll relate to life?…Well rock n roll is when the people who created u, rock n roll on the bed…now thats the first kind of rock u feel…when ur creators rock on the bed, they sometimes roll upon each other where a connection is made…and thats when the "N" comes in…thus, they rock N roll…and after that, u are created…From the moment ur parents rocked N rolled, u become a new life…a new rocking n rolling life….and once u meet the right person, u will rock n roll too continuing this tradition…

After that comes the growing up part…This is when we are exposed to British Rock…If we studied American Music and Popular Culture, we learn that the British Rock created a new trend of society in the United States…The same goes here, British Rock here refers to our exposure…When we see something new, we get addicted to it and it soon becomes part of our life…We make a new trend out of it…Like television…We dont know wat it is when we are kids but when we see others wathcing it, we tend to join them as well…

Folk rock is when we go to pre school…we learn all the folk musical rhymes and stuff…Folk stuff like saying Please and Thank You…its all folk culture…something old but still used till today…And when we go to primary and secondary school, we get pyschadellic and progressive rock…this are the hard times of life…like this rock songs, we too experience changes and feel a different form of lifestyle…something most of our parents would not understand…ANd we have heavy metal rock…heavy metal rock refers to us being loud and noisy like the music itself…we begin to rebble against others…during this time, some kids prefer soft rock and classical rock…where they become real softies or be more classic like their parents but with a little salt and spice added…

And then when we go to college, work or move out from our parents home, we have other kinds of rock music…Punk rock is when we end up like junkies…Disco is when we get old but like older stuff…New Age are for those wannabes who keep changing their preferences…they want to be modern and different…and then some of them go for hard rock where they really go down hard upon themselves and start to feel life sucks…and we have alternative rock, where we get the alternative things happening to us, e.g. u like girl but girl no like u…

Lastly we come to modern rock and indy rock…This is when we are full adults working and feel life sucks cos we never got the things we wanted…and then the best thing happens to u…u find that special person and the next thing u know, ur rocking N rolling with her or he…

So as we can see, life is like rock…It may suck but we can make it rock…

Bibliography.

Raj, A. (2006) Rocking Life. Liyeng Publications…

I got PUNK’D…

Thank goodness i had the good souls of Joanne Soo and Tan Ka Jon to help me deal with such issues…

It all started about 10 days ago when i received an anonimous msg from an individual…the person wanted to be friends with me…so hell i added the person…the next thing, ask me about my self…and i answer…den ask if im single…and i say yes and ask person why want to know…person say if person say interested in me will i accept person or not…

Now this is where things got heated up…My good friend chun hor was with me when i recieved all this msgs…He knew it was a prank immidiately and so did i…So i decided to play along…i say i would if i knew more about person and how person looks…untill today, no real picture…no profile and no nothing original…

And just now after a few more interesting msgs, person say sorry and was fooling around…i replied person sarcastically saying i expected it…and then no more replies…

i find this real funny yet satifying…i dont know to be happy or shocked…but still it was fun playing the fool with someone i dont know…haha

Anyways, thanks to Joanne, Kajon and Chun Hor who helped me end this prank…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

I have the last laugh…

Onced upon a time in a land far far away, there lived a king and a queen…They had no children for many years and were in dire need of one…And finally one day, the queen became pregnant…And nine months later, she gave birth to a son, Prince Aaron…It was a joyous occation for the whole kingdom…The King was so happy that arranged for a huge function and feast in honour of his son’s birth…All the other kings and queens and fairys and creatures were invited…All except one…Somehow, the King had forgotten to send an invatation to the fairy Jon…

NOw during the celebration, there was food and liquor all around…Everyone was having a great time…The young prince was presented with amazing gifts…And tha fairies gave him lots of good luck and charm…The 3 sista fairies were some of the last to come…Joanne, Temme and Bee…Bee went towards the prince and cast upon him all the strength in the kingdom…Temme gave the prince all the good looks he needed…But before Joanne could do anything, there was a huge lighting strike and a puff of smoke and out from it emerged the fairy Jon…She said, yes its a she, that she was very dissapointed with the King for not inviting her…She then cast a spell on the Prince saying that on his 21st birthday, the prince will eat an apple and turn into a mean giant who will be hated by all and dissapeared…The king and queen were devastated…Now all that Joanne could do was reduce the spell…She cannot break it but she changed it…Aaron will turn into a giant but he shall be a gentle giant and he shall transform back into his own self with true loves first kiss…The king and queen were still dissapointed…They vanished the 3 fairies from their kingdom for not being able to help them…And the king ordered that all apple trees be chopped down…

But the fairies did not leave the kingdom…They knew that their services will be needed…So they rented an apartment and lived there for the time being until the time they were needed comes…

TO BE CONTINUED…

Well looks like its back to football fever once again…Chelsea’s defeat to Liverpool last weekend was not a very huge surprise to me…I mean i must say that i dont really expect to see Chelsea win any trophies this season…

However, yesterday’s clash between Liverpool and Sheffield United was rather interesting…I must point out that Sheffield was playing rather well…Although the game ended up a draw, we must realize this…Sheffield scored the first goal spectacularly while Liverpool only managed a goal via a penalty…I have a strong feeling Sheffield will do well this season…Liverpool pn the other hand will have some good days and some bad days…

Now to my team, Arsenal…Arsenal faced though competition yesterday against Aston Villa yesterday…Villa’s defence just seem unbreakable…Villa may have scored the first goal, but we can see that Arsenal had a lot of shots on target…Henry didnt play as well as i expected him to play but Gilberto’s goal was good enough…I must say that Theo Walcott was rather impressive too…I must look out for him in future games…But still, Arsenal like Liverpool will have good games and bad games…

Today, giants Manchester United and Chelsea will play…MU faces Fulham which i think will be a walk through the park for them unless they play like shit or Fulham has improved…Meanwhile Chelsea will either lose or draw with Manchester City today…I can bet on it…Chelsea ur going down…

That’s all for now…END

Aaron goes to Ka jon…

Aron : Hey Jon, that girl still call u ah?

Jon : That bugger i tell u gonna kena from me…yesterday call me at 3 am in the morning…spoil my dream…i was dreaming of paris hilton…den suddenly my phone ring…real assole la…

Aron : I thought u gonna report the number?

Jon : Ya one more time the bugger call me gonna kena…

Something to ponder, mr.jon has said that everytime the caller calls but never does it…why???

"The sky is beautiful"…those were the words of one of the many hostelites who had the opportunity to see a very rare formation of clouds in the sky this evening…I was on my way to dinner…And i was looking at the sky as i normally do, and i couldnt believe my eyes…it was so beautiful…the clouds were like flocks of sheeps covering the entire atmosphere…then another girl, looked at me and said, "it really is so beautiful"…soon, more and more people stopped to look into the sky…of course there were those who didnt care much of nature and just ignored it…but for those who saw it, i must say they were feeling really impressed and amuzed with nature’s wonders…i was so amuzed my self…i cant really find the right word to describe it…and now as the sun sets, it looks more beautiful with an orange background…its trully magnificent…

I stood there and just stared at it for like 5 minutes within which i said a prayer to thank the lord for creating such a beautiful atmosphere…Its definately some kind of omen for me…In fact, i think it is a good omen…Watever it may be, the sky was just beautiful…

Someday, i will be king…and when i become king, i will need a queen…but how can a king choose a queen if the king is gay???…luckily this king is not gay…so the king wanted to find a queen…and so he sent his loyal knights to go bring him 3 of the most beautiful girls that there are in the kingdom…The first knight was chun hor…however, he was already in love with the king…and so he dressed up as a princess and came to the king…the king saw him…the king found him quite hot but he said he could not make any decissions untill the other knights had returned with their find…a few hours later, the second night came…the knight was kajon…kajon was a loyal knight to the king but he was a greedy one to…he wanted the king’s property…so he told his daughter to go marry the king…and his daughter was also a very beautiful person…and the king liked the daughter too but he said he had to wait for the last knight…ANd the last knight was non other than wei keat…he went looking all over the kingdom was the most beautiful princess…he finally found her…she lived in an old shed by the river…but she wasnt pretty but wei keat knew that there was something special about this girl…so he brought her back…

Now the king had seen all the 3 girls…but it was hard for him to make any decissions…so he consulted his advisers, bee bee and joanne…they told him he should go with his heart…but his heart wanted all 3…so they decided to have a contest…3 different stages where the winner will get the king…

The first contest was a cooking contest…the first princess which was chun hor couldnt cook and so he was out…kajon’s daughter cooked a very good meal but the other girl only made soup…and so the next event…the girls had to make a new shirt for the king…the first one made a mess…the second one made a good one but the third one made something different…it was called a Tshirt…it was somthing the king had never seen and was very impressed…The last round…The girls had to impress the advisers…the first one went…bee and jo knew it was chun hor and they ordered for him to be beheaded…and so chun hor was beheaded and was to be the main course for the wedding dinner…the next one was kajon’s daughter…the girl told them that she actually liked someone else and therefore didnt want to marry the king but her dad forced her…the advisers allowed her to leave and hung the father…kajon was hunged…and lastly was the little girl from the village…before bee and jo could ask her any questions, the girl transformed herself into a beautiful princess…she den went towards the king and said that she was princess padme from narnia…and the king married her and they went to narnia…and his advisers followed them…

Now in narnia, the princess’s land has been taken over by the evil wizard tong tong…the wizard uses tongs and turns everything into tongs…just looking at her and u become a tong…and if she looks at u, u become a thong…so how were they gonna defeat the wizard?…but the princess was a wizard too…so she transformed bee into a bee and joanne into a bunny…aron into a hippo and herself into a dragonfly…and they all went to castle tong to defeat the evil wizard…When they arrived at the castle, they were attacked by the vicious beast, Underwearman…Underweraman was Tong’s slave…They are the people pf narnia who have had their underwear’s stolen and had now become slaves of the tong…and so there was a fierce battle between them…but they were defeated…and now aaron went into the castle to fight the tong…but when he saw her, he could not believe his eyes…she looked exactly liked the princess padme…and den princess padme came and stab king aaron from the back…the 2 princesses then joined and became one…as they joined, Spice Girls’s 2 Become 1 played along…and now the enemy was within…stabbed, aaron was dieing…bee and jo tried to fight back but they were both turn into tongs and became underwearman…they too had fallen under the spell…evil had won…aaron was dieing…But he knew good will always prevail…and so aaron took out his sword and threw it towards the tong…but he missed…and he died…And the tongs had won and taken over Narnia…

To be continued…

Dragon Tiger Gate…Wat can i say…I actually went and saw this film…Its not english by the way…Its cantonesse making it the first cantonese film im ever watching in a cinema…It was fun though to watch it with Joanne, Kajon, Wei Keat, Bee and most of course hiu li…The film was rather intersting apart from its lame lines…The action sequences, soundtrack and cinematography were good too…And i dont know wat seemed to make wei keat treat us all for this film…perhaps it had something to do with our journey to pyramid from the campus…

Well we had a good lunch in Kim Gary thanks to Kim…ANd of course as usual, miss hiu li was a kid again…poor girl…i wonder how will she handle 5 star restaurants next time…besides that, we bought vir’s present…then watch movie…than go back…now im blogging this after an interesting conversation with joanne…been having rather intersting conversations lately…yesterday was an interesting wan with bee bee, jon and kim…

Besides that, everything seems to be ok…Everything accept me…Well u guys no my problem…When will it end???…I dont know…I think its time for me to achieve personal growth…

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