My Story

Someday, i will be king…and when i become king, i will need a queen…but how can a king choose a queen if the king is gay???…luckily this king is not gay…so the king wanted to find a queen…and so he sent his loyal knights to go bring him 3 of the most beautiful girls that there are in the kingdom…The first knight was chun hor…however, he was already in love with the king…and so he dressed up as a princess and came to the king…the king saw him…the king found him quite hot but he said he could not make any decissions untill the other knights had returned with their find…a few hours later, the second night came…the knight was kajon…kajon was a loyal knight to the king but he was a greedy one to…he wanted the king’s property…so he told his daughter to go marry the king…and his daughter was also a very beautiful person…and the king liked the daughter too but he said he had to wait for the last knight…ANd the last knight was non other than wei keat…he went looking all over the kingdom was the most beautiful princess…he finally found her…she lived in an old shed by the river…but she wasnt pretty but wei keat knew that there was something special about this girl…so he brought her back…

Now the king had seen all the 3 girls…but it was hard for him to make any decissions…so he consulted his advisers, bee bee and joanne…they told him he should go with his heart…but his heart wanted all 3…so they decided to have a contest…3 different stages where the winner will get the king…

The first contest was a cooking contest…the first princess which was chun hor couldnt cook and so he was out…kajon’s daughter cooked a very good meal but the other girl only made soup…and so the next event…the girls had to make a new shirt for the king…the first one made a mess…the second one made a good one but the third one made something different…it was called a Tshirt…it was somthing the king had never seen and was very impressed…The last round…The girls had to impress the advisers…the first one went…bee and jo knew it was chun hor and they ordered for him to be beheaded…and so chun hor was beheaded and was to be the main course for the wedding dinner…the next one was kajon’s daughter…the girl told them that she actually liked someone else and therefore didnt want to marry the king but her dad forced her…the advisers allowed her to leave and hung the father…kajon was hunged…and lastly was the little girl from the village…before bee and jo could ask her any questions, the girl transformed herself into a beautiful princess…she den went towards the king and said that she was princess padme from narnia…and the king married her and they went to narnia…and his advisers followed them…

Now in narnia, the princess’s land has been taken over by the evil wizard tong tong…the wizard uses tongs and turns everything into tongs…just looking at her and u become a tong…and if she looks at u, u become a thong…so how were they gonna defeat the wizard?…but the princess was a wizard too…so she transformed bee into a bee and joanne into a bunny…aron into a hippo and herself into a dragonfly…and they all went to castle tong to defeat the evil wizard…When they arrived at the castle, they were attacked by the vicious beast, Underwearman…Underweraman was Tong’s slave…They are the people pf narnia who have had their underwear’s stolen and had now become slaves of the tong…and so there was a fierce battle between them…but they were defeated…and now aaron went into the castle to fight the tong…but when he saw her, he could not believe his eyes…she looked exactly liked the princess padme…and den princess padme came and stab king aaron from the back…the 2 princesses then joined and became one…as they joined, Spice Girls’s 2 Become 1 played along…and now the enemy was within…stabbed, aaron was dieing…bee and jo tried to fight back but they were both turn into tongs and became underwearman…they too had fallen under the spell…evil had won…aaron was dieing…But he knew good will always prevail…and so aaron took out his sword and threw it towards the tong…but he missed…and he died…And the tongs had won and taken over Narnia…

To be continued…

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