My Story

Im so lame…I have an assignment due monday…and im only completed half of it…anyways i was browsing through some blogs…i came accross eddie g’s blog… he had an interesing post… so i decided to give it a try myself… here’s wat u have to do…i know its wasting time but thats something i have a lot of…no gf to spend time with…so waste time doing this stuff…

1. Put your music player on shuffle
2. Press forward for each question
3.
Use the song title as the answer to the question

1. How am I feeling today?
Bruce Spingsteen - Streets of Philadelhphia…
ok it makes sense a bit…

2. Where will I get married?
Celine Dion - The Power of Love
ok…no connection with question…but i like the song…

3. What is my best friend’s theme song?
High School Musical - We’re all in this together…
haha very true indeed…

4. What was high school like?
Air Supply - All Out Of Love…
haha…makes sense too…

5. What is the best thing about me?
Clay Aiken - Invinsible…
i doubt i can be invinsible due to my size…but, i wish i was visible…

6. How is today going to be?
Selena - Dreaming of You
sigh…very true indeed…

7. What is in store for this weekend?
Vertical Horizon - Best I Ever Had…
maybe…

8. What song describes my parents?
DX theme song…
haha my parents are DX…

9. How is my life going?
N’Sync - Lion Sleep Tonite…
yup…the lion in me is still sleeping…

10. What song will they play at my funeral?
Uncle Kraker - Follow Me…
haha…ya u guys can follow me…

11. How does the world see me?
Bravo All Stars - Let The Music Heal Your Soul…
ok… music can heal my soul…

12. What do my friends really think of me?
Bryan Adams - Everything I do I do it for you…
hmm… depends on which friend… hehe

13. Do people secretly lust after me?
N’Sync - I Want You Back
haha… well who wants me back? haha

14. How can I make myself happy?
Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
true…cos i am beautiful no matter wat they say….words cant bring me down…i am beautiful in every single way… yes words cant bring me down…

15. What should I do with my life?
Frankie J - More Than Words…
more than words is all u have to do to make it real…

16. Will I ever have children?
S Club 7 - Never Had a Dream Come True…
dun know…

17. What is some good advice?
Staind - Its Been Awhile
indeed it has been awhile since i gave advices…

18. What do I think my current theme song is?
Eric Carmen - All By Myself…
wat the hell…it really matches the situation im in now… wow…scary…

19. What does everyone else think about my current life?
Enrique Iglesias - Hero
hmm… u guys decide…

20. What type of style men do you like? (wtf are you trying to ask me? im not gay!!!)
Selena - I could fall in love
hahahahahahahahhaa…..no i wont…. never in a gazillion years

21. Will you get married?
Spandau Ballet - True
wth… this is starting to scare me… but if its true, den true la

22. What should I do with my love life?
Micheal Learn To Rock - Paint My Love
indeed i will…

23. Where will you live?
Coldplay - Clocks
err… maybe the Big Ben…

24. What will your dying words be?
Robbie Williams - Feel
i just wanna feel real love…sigh

25. When I’m having sex I say
Starship - Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now…
muahahahahahahhahaha….definately…hahahaha

26. When I meet a guy/lady for the first time I say
Rihanna - SOS
haha…ya maybe if its a guy…

27. When my parents are angry I say
Nelly Furtado - Maneater
mum will kill me definately…

Well u can say im preparing myself to have a chinese girlfriend…why?…well its been more than a month since i last went and saw a movie…and that movie was Dragon tiger gate…it was ok…den today, i saw Rob N Hood…another chinese movie starring jackie chan…it was super damn funny…i may not understand chinese but i could still get most of the verbal jokes as well via subtitles…but it was a good film…worth every ringgit i spent…i must say one of the funniest ive seen so far this year…previously i found the pink panther funny…but now i would have to say this movie is like 10 times better from it…i loved the cinematography and the stunts…jackie may be old, but he still has got some good moves…therefore, i now look forward to watch more chinese movies…i dont know about the banquet, but if jo and the gang want to watch, i will surely join in as well…

besides that, joanne and i went and saw miss helen today…been some time since i last saw her…but most importantly, she says i sound chinese…i mean do i?…i know i dont look chinese…and she told me that someone even asked her if i was chinese…talk about miss matches…damn…

i dun see the relevance of this to anything…but maybe its preparing me to have a relationship with a chinese a.k.a oriental girl since most of u know im not really into indian girls…i only find 1 out 15 indian girls hot…but i find 1 out of 3 chinese girls hot…so u get the stats?…hell my dad himself had many chinese friends in his youth days before marrying my mum…well who knows…time will tell…so let the hunt begin….that sounds lame…there will be no hunt…

im sorry kajon…i know ur against this but wat to do…it seem like a trend in this country…i think i need to do a survey on this soon…maybe it might help u guys…sorry indian girls…dont kacau me unless ur aishwarya rai or some hot chick…ive had enough pranks from u guys…

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Im free…cured…goodbye chicken pox…yay…

besides that, i went to genting yesterday…yay…day trip…went and met some of my dad’s old friends…and of course silly bro insisted to go to themepark, so we went on all the rides…nothing new though…same old stuff i went before…but the go-karts have improved…newer karts but still slow like before…

and now im back in uni…gotta finish yeoh’s assignment due on monday, jega’s on friday and presentation on thursday and 2 more due next week friday…its gonna be a busy 2 weeks…i just hope the movie i go tomorow  is good…

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sigh…i have it…damn…both me and my bro…it started with my cousin…den my aunt…den my grandma…and now me, bro and even my mum…sigh…

gonna be missing classes for some time…hope it will be over in 2 weeks…sigh

because of the chicken pox, i cant go for the monash ball…and because of the chicken pox, i cant do my presentation with hiu…sigh…she gonna do by herself…

i can see the spots now…on my neck…body…face…sigh…

anyways, so many bad things can happen to me but still one good thing did happen…

ARSENAL BEAT MANCHESTER UNITED…YAY…

Last Friday was fun…Went to uni at about 11…was with chun hor and sya…at noon, went to MUSA to help temme and gang with decorations…chun hor came as well…so we were there till like 3.30…and it was the first time i was using a needle and thread to sow…

anyways, at 3.30 went to sports planet…our local hero mr.tan ka jon demanded we play 2 hours…so i say ok…but they came only at 3.45…den we played…and our local hero who asked for 2 hours only lasted 2 minutes…cos he fell down and injure himself…sad case…and the friday curse had started…it was gonna be injury day…kim kick ball to hiu face…luckily no injury if not kim dead…den i kick ball to vir stomach…ouch…den i kick ball to sya head…that was close…but i guess the funniest injury was when wei keat kick the ball to my balls…owwwwwww……i went screaming….i coudlnt feel my balls…i had to take a break….den came back…played till 6 and all go home…

that night jon say he need tongkat…i say i need tongkat ali…however my dick seemed to work fine that night…not that i did any tests ok…and i was starting to feel sick…dun know why…took panadol…chatted with hiu…interesting chat…den sleep…bro came back from clubbing at 5am…5am…took panadol again…woke up at noon…still sick…

took more panadol…and slept…now still got fever…and sweating a lot…i think i might have aaron syndrome….where is dr.house when u need him?

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Ok people…this blog is somthing different…i dont know this person im blogging about…but i think she knows me…i got to know her online through hiu li…and here’s wat happened…(the DAY doesnt really represent days…its just a time frame)

DAY 1 - hiu li gets annonimous msg from girl call sarah…she says she likes hiu li…hiu li tells me…

DAY 2 - hiu li tells me this girl says i got nice eyes…

DAY 3 - out of curiosity i ask hiu for sarah email and i start chatting with girl…hiu say give it a try…nothing to lose…

DAY 4 - girl talks dirty…play along with her…den suddenly we talk about ourselves…she tells me im a nice guy…she says i got sexy eyes…she wants to meet me…i agree…hiu thinks different…she tell me not to place high hopes…

DAY 5 - hiu is very different…we had a bad msn conversation…i was confused…sarah comes online…i tell her i dont want to see her…she say ok…

CONFUSED

DAY 6 - sarah says im not suitable for her…im not her type…joanne witnesses the whole conversation as she was part of it…sarah says she told hiu somthing bout me…hiu says nothing…

MORE CONFUSED

DAY 7 - whole day in uni…hiu says nothing…i say nothing…come home…got msg from sarah…i cant afford her apparently…"i think u should improve the way u present urself and ur looks. be more
man ok. i dont think u will ever find someone if u dont change. because
of u, barbie not interested in me also."…

Conclusion - sarah is a bloody bitch…she is a real person…but she probably is the biggest bitch in the campus…i dont care if u read this…go fuck yourself…u dont know me…u dont know anything about me…and u cannot destroy my friendship with u and have her for yourself…

hiu, i dont know wat sarah told u but i dont want to know wat it is…lets just erase her from our memory…so many sad and terrible things can happen in a few days…yet within all this good things happen as well…

Not a particular subject that i would normally blog about…However after reading hiu’s blog i decided to blog a bit on this…apparently she’s interested in ballroom dancing…well i may be fat and i might not be cute but when it comes to ballroom dancing, im good at it…

It all started way back in the early nineties…i was just a kid…During christmas, new year and weddings my parents would go for all this ballroom dancing with my uncles and aunties…and i was also interested in this…and soon, i found myself taking dance lessons from my dad, uncle and grandfather…ok i was just a kid but still it was fun…

Anyway, there are different types of ballroom dancing…tango, waltz, the hungarian dance…this are just a few…i love to waltz and tango…im not so good at tango but im ok with waltz…the last time i remember doing the waltz was back in ipoh last christmas…2 single guy brothers dancing to the waltz, doesnt that sound gay?…anyways it was nice…

I hope i can find someone who want to waltz with me during the monash ball if there is such music being played…i know joanne loves the tango…and i can very much say the possibility of hiu doing a waltz or tango with me, well lets just say i can dream of that…but thats a different issue…thats all i have to say for now…

i think im gonna listen to the blue danube now…thats just beautiful…i wonder if i can ever find someone who will dance with me to that song…sigh…

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SIGH……………….

As an Arsenal fan, it gives me great sadness to announce that Arsenal is not gonna win the championship this season…there is just no reality to it…I dont know wats wrong with the players…3 games and still no win…And we havent even played against the big names like MU,Chelsea and Liverpool…Wats happening here?…COme on Arsene…im sure u can do something…Henry why arent u scoring like how u used to?…sigh…

I hope we draw with MU this Sunday…

never the less, some good news…liverpool lost 3-0….muahahahahahaha…

INCOMING MESSAGE : AARON, YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONTROL YOUR DIET…FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN THE DEATH OF YOUR ORGANS WHICH WILL THEN LEAD TO YOUR TERMINATION…THIS IS NOT AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION…THIS IS A POSSIBLE MISSION…ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FOOD AT THE RIGHT TIME…SAY NO TO RED MEAT…SAY NO TO ICE KACANG AND DEFINATEKY SAY NO TO BURGERS…YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT…THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS….

Who ate me, noo seriusly im gonna freak out and explode right now!!!the government cannot reduce crime if they continue to do stuff like this…we are all maneaters…like the nelly furtado song, maneater, she’s a maneater….yeah baby…isnt she hot…wow…im gonna go eat chocolate ladies fingers now…langkawi trip is 100% go…the plane will launch in a couple of weeks times…its bloody week 8 and im a manaeater….ya mama….oh yeah…im a maneater….hell yeah…but when i say im a maneater im not trying to say im gay….im actually trying to say that im a maneater…our ears are an ideological sense….dr.pat was right…we listen to songs based on the text given to us….communication studies are affecting me…im  the effect of communication….if u want to be like me den u gotta just be like me….joanne’s gonna be the first female prime minister of US someday and i’ll probably be selling chocolate ladies fingers in Israel…chun hor and bee will probably be the next x-file agents…Agent Chun Mulder and AGent Bee Scully….woudlnt that be someting…and i can be the ciggaratte smoking man…elaine can be one of those of aliens….oh yes definatelyu…this sshow will be a hit but i would den be charged for plagiarism….so i chaneg it…it shall be called the U files…and den i shall rule the world with queen padme and vader will be no more….muahahahahahahahahahahhaha….temme u can t stop me….the force is strong within u but the dark side is even stroinger…die temmewan kenemi….die…u will never be the chosen one…THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REALITY…hiu li is trinity…and i have come into the real world…kim can be morpheus…for he knows his philosophy like the bad guy….and syaza can be the architecht….and we shall bear the children of a lesser race and lead humanity into the real wordl….but wait…we still have the guy with the sexy back…no not timberlake, kajon…..kajon hasd the sexiest back in the world but it dont mattter….no one can defeat the army of MORDOR…muahahahhahahahahahahaha………bee bee is aragorn and virginia is gimli and hiu is legolas and sya is frodo while rachel can be sam….wei keat can be gandalf….u guy s may be the fellowship of the ring but i aint giving up easily….why do we fall?….so we may pick ourselves up….but aaron cannot be batman, true….so chun hor cna be batman and aaron can be the joker…okkok….wat about hiu li?….wat about her?….she can be the snow queen,….lets go to narnia…but the sexy back is coming…well we just have to tell him that his back is not really sexy….ok u tell him…no i tell him…kajon u got no sexy back….joanne is a cyclops….no jean cannot be ho…its vice verso….okok…ho is cyclops and joanne is jean…im wolverine….roar….no i cannot…im beast…hiu is mystique…why?….cos the both of us are blue…i love chocolate ladies fingers….bee bee bee bee bee bee……do i hear a sheep?….bbee bee bee bee bee….i thpought i thaw a sdheep….bee bee bee bee bee…i did i did…i did thaw a sdheep….ole ole ole….wei keat, i got news for u, MANCHESTER UNITED SUCKS BIG TIME….futsal rules…im a fucker with no fucking life….oleoleoele……girls, u cannot have those balls…they belong to eric….he needs them more….we’re not gay….we’re just happy young people….thank u….miami vice….can i get an encore?…wat the hell are u waiting for?…adlajgfp0wrialifuhaifddhoirfriirwffhifvwhvbwffwndfwlfiwohkrsu;oiwr;oir w;oiwrnhgwrjiwr;p9w;hoifwrhhiogwrldkadldjd diddfwoprwfrjwjpfrwjvfporwegjkwrffwk efeiohvw f  sfiohvwikj vfwiorg o;gjrw;jl evgfe;hoiwteji oefhfe hfiofel hfsa hlksaflhisa.j wreegr hofs hos foif hsioi sr dfsa dsf lo0eve a da fd safdhiu  sa fssldi fr sffs lsi fslas ilsai fla filas flasi flsdiliililliliil safh gkj lsfg jfgs  hdsjkdhdhfdfhdiusdsdhhiu li dfalfd josfd fdo fdo odsods df dsjffhsjdfh dksf isdf jklsa jffds joufd   fuck hadj ffd ds fsal ki ohf hfsfh isfoi fsjoi sdfoi dfso idsf  oiqwep[qerpom;v,dnkbfsh oii[opsgf[psrearpjjl;reaaejlfegroegfimvfxCZMcvnvxlhjgdhfdsfaopjfds;oihgfdafnb  iwfrwr;ow r;hoi fskngsfdnl fsjklfsjkvfsjlknvp[ wrhvf ifehv oqepoqwpoqrefshi o  i sdfsdfsa   lovsfsdsfage    sfdfssdadsdsfdfdfhgufsgsgf iu    li     klhdfvca hv hic fsvafjhi afsh ofdgui vfvf iufv  fsnv cjkvsn vf hiv fjlk sf vjiso jvsjavvf isisfgkskj a/ggfslmkafsmfsg,.sfjfkslkfs klsfg s  j g  skjsldfjf   jafsjlksjdf lfsdj v lljavj safjv; fisv kjfs jkv;fsj vj vjvf ml;kj vslkjsahfvjasvh a  vsim fuckref dsa f jdsiho;iwvfv

I BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL U THERE……

I BECOME SO NUMB…

I’VE BECOME SO NUMB…

ITS A SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE - MUSE….

lalalalalalallalalalaaa

CALIFORNIA DREAMING…..OH YEAH BABY…

all the leaves are brown
andthe sky is greay
nothing for a while
on a winters day
i can see a blond
if i wasnt late
california dreaming
on such a winters day

lalalalaalala

PS : YOU GUYS MUST THINK IM MAD BUT ACTUALLY IM JUST ENJOYING SOME MUSIC

all the leaves are dyry
and the sky is grey

lallalalalalalalaa

CALIFORNIA DREAMING ON SUCH A WINTERS DAY……………YEAH

WHO WANTS TO GO CLUBBING???

IM HAPPY YET SAD NOW….HAPPY I PASSED MY ASSIGNMENTS AND SAD I CANT RUN FOR ELECTION BECAUSE OF GENDER PROBLEM

I NEED ALCOHOLE……YES ALCOHOLE….NOT ALCOHOL BUT ALCOHOLE….WAT’S THAT? I DONT KNOW

HIGHWAY STAR

nobody gonna take my car and run away
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………
ah its a killing machine, its got everything….
oh yeah……

HELP

i need real help

Sorry about all that….got a little carried away….love ya all….im ok…not gone mad yet….see ya

Kajon : I love snakes
CHun hor : shut up….
kajon : I love snakes….
CHun hor : shut up

Aaron : i eat snakes
HIu li : I rape snakes
Bee : HIU!!!!!!!!!
Syaza : muahahahahahahha
chun hor : that’s sick
Kajon : I love snakes
vir : Hey how big is a snake’s dick?
Bee and Sya : muahahahahahhahahahahaha
Hiu lI : definately bigger than jons
Wei keat : how u noe?
Jon : shut up hiu…
Aaron : well snakes actually have normal dicks…they just mate and then the female give birth…but for some snake species, like the anacondas, it will take several male snakes to make a female snake pregnant…so its really one big orgy snakes normally have…
Chun Hor : aaron u so disgusting

Bee and Sya throw up on each other….

Joanne : HEy people….
Aaron : HOHOHO…Merry Christmas
Joanne : Aaron!!!
Temme : hohohoho….
Kim : wei…………stop it
kajon : shut up kim…

KIM : ??????

ALL LAUGH NOW….

suddenly a real snake comes…its a baby python…all the girls scream…jon faints and chun hor pees in pants…hiu li runs into men’s toilet…wei keat comes out running from toilet screaming….JOanne and temme try to do the HOHOHO dance…Kim starts to calm every one down with his philosohpy….Aaron picks up his bag and kills snake…Snake die…Aaron hero….

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