My Story

like the title says, wei keat is not joanne soo li yeng…but joanne soo liyeng is chang wei keat…confused? so am i…suprisingly the both of them are not each other yet they are each other…still confused…so am i…the main idea of this post is to confuse u…but they both dont seem to like the same person…one like’s a model while the other is a part time model in chow kit…wei keat makes big money which is why he cant support his 28 wives, 16 lovers and 86 children…joanne on the other hand doesnt have to make money as money is given to her…one can soon find her in a Big Motor Wehicle…hmmm…notice vehicle is spelt with w…no prices given for guessing the car…

and tan ka jon is still not tong hiu li…virginia was kim cheong fai but kim den became syaza…

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weird title right? however is clearly states the fact that tan ka jon is not kah chun hor…
tan ka jon is in fact the male version of tong hiu li…its undeniable…we can see the resemblance on their face…one round like tomato while the other round like 50cent coin…one got big belly while the other got no belly…but both got no ass…

get my point?

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Mr.Jon lives in PJ…He lectures in Monash University and drives a volvo…He is wealthy and quite physically fit in some ways…He is purely a ladies man…But there is one problem…Mr.Jon has never been on a holiday…So one fine day, Mr.Jon calls up Mr.Kah and asks him to follow him on a holiday…He plans to go on a tour around the world…But Mr.Kah says that he isnt free as he is going to Pulau Redang with Mrs.Kah…and so Mr.Jon is left dissapointed…He den calls up Mrs.Jon but she doesnt even return his call or messages…the 2 of them are not in talking terms after mrs.Jon was found having an affair with Mr.Keat…Although Mr.Jon was pissed, he still forgived her…but she just couldnt bare to be with him anymore and went back to her hometown…Meanwhile, Mr.Keat, the culprit wasnt also able to follow Mr.Jon as he had to manage his 7 sons…His wife, Mrs.Tong had gone for an ass transplant in Thailand…She finally was able to replace hers with a baby elephants…Mr.Jon den called up Miss Soo…She was too busy as well…After taking over Youth Malaysia, she doesnt have time for any more men in her life except the founder of it or so it is said…Mr.Jon was going bananas…he needed a holiday but couldnt find anyone to follow…The saw sisters were away bunjee jumping in space while Cik Sya was getting married to Nathan Petrelli in New York…so who was he going to call?

To be continued…

A small excerpt from what i think is going to be a novel im going to write…
Ian sensed something was wrong…He could see it written all over Rebecca’s face…But she didn’t want to tell him…Ian approached her and put his arms around her and…We interrupt this program for this breaking news…
The entire family screamed towards the television set…Why cut the show now when there was only a couple more minutes left into it…Rachel told her mum to calm down and listen what the newscaster was saying…Her dad on the other hand got up and left for the toilet…As they watched the news, the newscaster read out, "The Singaporean Government has declared war with Malaysia…Once again I repeat, the Singaporean Government has declared war with Malaysia…We will now go live to Putrajaya to get the latest updates from out correspondence there"
Rachel was shocked hearing that…Did she hear that right? Was it a scam, a joke? Her mum called her dad to rush from the toilet and watch…The phone rang next…Rachel picked it up…It was for her dad…He came and spoke…After a short conversation, he put the phone down and told them,"I have been called back…They need me…We’re going to war…"
Rachel could not believe what she was hearing from her dad…And why was Singapore going to have a war with Malaysia?…Rachel started crying…Her mum picked up the phone and started calling all their relatives in Malaysia…Rachel’s dad approached her…He gave her a hug and said everything is gonna be all right…"I dont like doing this but i have to do it," he said…But Rachel wasn’t really thinking of her dad going to war…She was more worried about her friends who have gone to study in Malaysia…
Rachel had many childhood memories of Malaysia…Being a half Malaysian and half Singaporean wasn’t easy…She ran up to her room…Her cell phone rang…She picked it up, “Hey Rachel…”a voice came softly… “You heard the news?” the voice continued… “Hi Ben…I heard it…what’s going to happen to us?”she said that with a soft voice and was about to start crying…
“Calm down Rachel…I’m sure both our governments would come to a mutual understanding and the war won’t really take place…”
Before Rachel could say anything, she heard a huge explosion outside…Glasses shattered…Their entire flat rumbled…
“The Malaysians are attacking!!!!!!!” screamed her mum…
“Rachel, everything all right?” asked Ben over the phone… “What was that loud sound?”
“They’re attacking Ben…They’re really attacking us…What am I going to do…Hello?…Ben? You there?….Hello?” cried Rachel…
“The phone lines are dead…You guys stay here…I’m going to see if anyone is hurt…” said her dad…
Rachel hugged her mum and started to cry…Her mum was crying as well…Rachel looked out off her apartment window…They were living on the 25th floor…She could see a huge cloud of smoke coming from the town…
Her dad came back… “It’s not safe for us here…They are attacking us full force…They have already gathered at out borders…Our forces are holding them but I don’t know for how long…The public are getting ready for battle and shall we…If it’s a war they want, it’s a war they’ll get…”
They packed some stuff and went down… “You guys go to Aunt Julia’s house and remain there until I call…I need to get to the base…” he said…
Rachel hugged her dad and told him to be careful…Her mum was crying and so worried for her husband…They got in their car and drove off to Aunt Julia’s house…

Meanwhile at the border, Malaysian tanks were firing into Singapore…But they were no match for the Singaporean Air Force…Within an hour of their first attack, the Singapore jets went into Malaysian airspace and started bombarding the south border…The Singaporeans seem to have the upper hand in the air force until the Malaysian sent in their jets…The dogfights have begun…It was the first air to air battle in the 21st century…Still the Singaporean jets were more faster and better than the Malaysian ones…As they fired at each other, Malaysian tanks started crossing the causeway…The tanks drove over the causeway…
On the bridge, troops marched across, thousands of Malaysian troops…The Singaporeans were outnumbered…But the public were already getting their arms from the bases…They have had their military training and were prepared for war…The Americans had scrambled their jets from their Singaporean base and had sent their battleships…But they had no permission to attack from the president yet…
In the air, the Malaysian jets were outnumbered 5 to 1 but they were still able to put on a good fight…A few planes were already down with the ground troops firing into the air…And then, the Americans came in…Their jets fired towards the Malaysians and brought them out…They then fired to the troops…

As the battle was going on in the south, up north, Ali was watching the news in Penang and was shocked to see what he was seeing…The news than was interrupted again…A nuclear bomb had just gone off in Mumbai, India…Tens of Thousands are dead…Ali called his brother in Delhi immediately who was there on holiday…
“Hello…”
“Amir, whats happening there? I just saw in the news that a nuclear bomb had gone in Mumbai! Are you allright? Whats happening?”
“I don’t know…Things are pretty chaotic here…Just minutes ago I heard on the radio that we attacked Singapore? What the hell is going on?” Amir said
“I have no idea also…The kids are sleeping…Farah’s gone to her mum’s…It’s pretty scary…Something big is happening…”
“Okok…get back to me later…I think there’s a special report on the situation on the news now…”
Ali turned back the television on… “North Korea has fired 2 off it’s long range missiles…One hit downtown Los Angeles while the other hit Alaska…The President has ordered the military to go full force with North Korea and neutralize the situation…”
“SHIT!!!” screamed Ali…
Half way across the world, in a small house in Marseille, Jean and his family was shocked with what they were hearing in the news… And then, another breaking news…Several huge bomb explosions in London, Paris, Glasgow and Madrid… “This just came in, the Vatican City has been wiped out…” the newscaster said with tears…
“Daddy, what’s happening?” his daughter asked him…
“WORLD WAR 3” he replied…

To be continued…

A small excerpt from what i think is going to be a novel im going to write…

Ian sensed something was wrong…He could see it written all over Rebecca’s face…But she didn’t want to tell him…Ian approached her and put his arms around her and…We interrupt this program for this breaking news…

The entire family screamed towards the television set…Why cut the show now when there was only a couple more minutes left into it…Rachel told her mum to calm down and listen what the newscaster was saying…Her dad on the other hand got up and left for the toilet…As they watched the news, the newscaster read out, "The Singaporean Government has declared war with Malaysia…Once again I repeat, the Singaporean Government has declared war with Malaysia…We will now go live to Putrajaya to get the latest updates from out correspondence there"

Rachel was shocked hearing that…Did she hear that right? Was it a scam, a joke? Her mum called her dad to rush from the toilet and watch…The phone rang next…Rachel picked it up…It was for her dad…He came and spoke…After a short conversation, he put the phone down and told them,"I have been called back…They need me…We’re going to war…"

Rachel could not believe what she was hearing from her dad…And why was Singapore going to have a war with Malaysia?…Rachel started crying…Her mum picked up the phone and started calling all their relatives in Malaysia…Rachel’s dad approached her…He gave her a hug and said everything is gonna be all right…"I dont like doing this but i have to do it," he said…But Rachel wasn’t really thinking of her dad going to war…She was more worried about her friends who have gone to study in Malaysia…

To be continued…

It’s 1.42 am and im still awake and not asleep…Bro has ditched me and gone clubbing…And im stuck here in my room doing nothing but watching new episodes of Dexter…As time flew past, i suddenly found myself flying back in time as well…Looking back into my past i realize that i have done many stupid things and also many weird things…If only i can change my pass…But then, many seem to say the pass influences our future…how true is that i dont know…some say we are the product of our pass…is it so?…im filled with jealousy now…if he can get a go on a date why cant I?…As jon said, wat have we accomplished in the last 3 years…Its not about getting someone but its how u get the person and keep it going strong…Listening to his story, i must say i am very amuzed to see the turn of events in that fellows life…i know im crapping but its 1.48am now…I see myself as Silence and i see her as Noise…Silence and Noise cant be together but in the end, Silence screams…Writing classes seem to be my favourite at the moment…I guess I was lucky enough to review Joanne’s work and she reviewed mine…And i guess because of that, she could understand the character in my story which is somewat related to myself…The girl is going through hell but i know she will pull through like she always does…why?…cos she’s God’s gracious gift…and just by looking at the amount of support she got from my peers today, i can say that she has got all of us to be there for her…Some people dont know values…thats wat i just think…a person buying a car just because the salesman was nice to him although he didnt really needed the car at the moment and then goes on to blog about ways to satisfy himself…im speaking in general but it applies to all…Its 1.56am…kajon must be sleeping and im still typing…the comm bash today was a total failure if u ask me…the organisers were more intrested in having fun among themselves then mixing with the first years…its sad really…but we had a good time…and good performances…dr.andrew was just amazing…divya shaked her booty to shakira’s whenever wherever while eddie played his guitar and tried to capture the audience and eunice gave us a taste of her belly fusion…i could see the boreness in some lecturers and students…never the less, dr.yeoh called me and ask me to communicate with 3 new first years…3 girls…one from klang, one from shah alam and the other from ipoh…yupyup…ipoh…we then indulged in a conversation about ipoh…she was from perak methodist school while dr.yeoh and i were from acs ipoh…anyways, good to meet new people as usual especially first years where u can "bodek" them a bit…as the event ended, they left while cindy and lia wanted balloons…so i had to get them some and i came back…purpose of the balloons, i dont know…all i know is i could here temme laugh so loud when ethan made a joke…anyways, wasnt i saying i was time travelling?…so i went to my pass…and if there is any moment i can change, i would change the day i decided to stay back and study with her…cos thats wat started it all…i may be over it for good but u still have those little scars…i just dont understand how some people can live like that…saw bee bee is NOT obssessed with bald guys…its just not her…if she ever gets a bald boyfriend, im shaving jon’s head bald…and so we go to gym now…my 21st birthday is coming…im still single…not that im dissapointed looking at the tight financial situation im in…life’s not fair…i spend about RM150 a week which includes fuel, laundry and phone while my bro gets RM250 a week…and he doesnt do his laundry or pay for fuel unless i force him too…poor mum works hard to support me and my bro and that idiot should at least realize it…not easy being a single mother and supporting 2 sons in college and uni…she needs a vacation…probably i should take her on holiday soon…its 2.09am and my mum probably is sleeping…i dont know why but i suddenly miss her now…i miss my dad…i wonder how my life would be if he was around…i probably wont be in monash but in KAG or some government uni…and i wont be like how i am now…dad was a cool guy…he was the only one i think who knew wat i thought and knew how to handle me…sigh…stupid virus…i still dont seem to understand why he had to get it…its 2.11am…bro is not back yet and my eye lids are pulling me to bed…but i dont want to sleep…not untill the idiot gets back…Its always been lonely nights for me…When will it change?…I never wanted to get into a relationship for sex…thats just so not me…it was always to just have that feeling…u know, when u know ur with someone u love…that special feeling…not like those we see in movies…cos if life was like that den wei keat would be dating jessica a long long long time ago…my housemate is snoring…damn…i always wonder why coudlnt we ever gave it a try…i mean just go out and see wat happens…we got nothing to lose…bee bee and joanne have always seemed to speak a lot of sense into me…and of course the rest as well…how does one measure love? how does one define love?…i have seen enough movies to give me enough hopes and dreams…reality sucks and there is nothing i can do about it…idiots are going out with the wrong girls…if i ever see him in a street crossing the road and im driving, i will definately knock him down…how can one so beautiful go out with an idiot like that? not that im saying she should go out with me, but why of all people him…FUCK!!!…pisses me off…its 2.20am…im sleepy yet im not sleepy…grandmas not doing to well…she only has a couple of months more left but i know she will come through…she’s a fighter…everyone in the family are fighters…i dont know how i will be if i lose my grandparents…im more attached to them then my own mum…but thats life i guess…we cant expect everything our way now can we…sigh…men tend to be more forgiving then women…indeed its true…after all she has done, im still a stupid assole to forgive her although she told me she can never forgive me…and i dont understand till today wat she meant by that…she is just the type of person who makes lives either complete or miserable…its 2.27am…i can see im typing slower now…eyes are shutting…i was suppose to film and it never went through…only a few shots and it stopped…i have tonnes of ideas running in my head…sometimes i wish there could be a device that would just suck out all ur thinkngs and type it out…the bottomline is i just farted and life rocks…

LAYER 1 : ON THE OUTSIDE
Name : Aaron Raj Mark Rajaselvan
Birth Date : April 28th 1986
Current Status : Single and alive
Eye Colour : Brown
Right of lefty : Right

LAYER 2 : ON THE INSIDE
My Heritage : I’ve got German blood.
My Fears : Girls
My Weaknesses : Girls
My Perfect Pizza : Girls on pizza

LAYER 3 : YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
My thoughts first waking up : class at 9am
My bedtime : when im tired
My most missed memory : the conversations with her at financial counter

LAYER 4 : MY PICK
Pepsi or Coke : coke with bacardi or corona or beer
McDonald’s or Burger King : McDs
Single or grouped dates : No dates better
Adidas or Nike : Adidas
Tea or Nestea : Corona
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee : coffee

LAYER 5 : DO YOU…
Smoke : nope.
Curse : always
Take a shower : shower of wat? love? blessings? shit?
Have a crush : wat do u think?
Think you’ve been in love : I was.
Go to school : Monash School of Arts lor.
Want to get married : Not sure.
Believe in yourself : Maybe.

LAYER 6 : IN THE PAST
Drank alcohol : Alcohol is water to me
Gone to the mall : Duh
Been on stage : of course
Eaten sushi : Yep.
Dyed your hair : Yep.

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game : yes
Changed who you were to fit in : confused

LAYER 8 : AGE YOU’RE HOPING…
To be married : 33

LAYER 9 : IN A GIRL…
Best eye colour : green eyes
Best hair colour : black or brown
Short hair or long hair : long

LAYER 10 : WHAT WERE YOU DOING…
A minute ago : answering this tag. is this a trick question or what!
Hour ago : in cafe with chun hor and hiu li
4.5 hours ago : writing class
1 month ago : having lunch
Year ago : had my first bath

LAYER 11 : FINISH THE SENTENCES…
I love : u know who
I feel : desperate
I hate : u know who
I hide : my dick
I miss : you know who
I need : you know who

YAY FINISH

I have just discovered that a lot of people actually read my blog…not that i dont want u guys to read it, but it seems to be popular not only among my buddies in campus but also with my old buddies…they seem to like some of my crap a lot…indeed its a wacky world…

manchester united fans seem to be so confident that they are gonna win 3 cups this season…they have a strong chance for the premiership at the moment but i doubt the champions league and fa cup…we shall just have to wait and see…

aunty joanne has finally decided to sell cookies and nasi lemak in the new campus…well at least we have some better food compared to our present situation…

bee and i went to gym today…we went for latino dance class…yippy…finally got a gym partner who seems to be really interested in working out…previous one was too excited and gave up in 2 days…

tan ka jon’s sim cards have betrayed him…i told u dont trust digi…well, i gues that is wat that happens when u use too many phones…

chang wei keat has got a question mark on his head to show the world that he is really confused about his sexuality albeit the fact that someone told me that he can be rather aggresive in bed…

tong hiu li has officially become a nerd according to syaza…good to see people finally realizing some stuff…hehe…

kah chun hor is definately dating someone and i will soon find out who…it could be kim for all i know…

oh by the way, bee doesnt have a a fetish for bald guys…

and joanne doesnt have a fetish over temme cos i think its the other way round…hehe

sya showed me some old pictures the other day which brought back old sweet unwanted memories…kind of made me think of a lot of tings….

wat else to say…hmm…

F1 starting this weekend…dont miss it…oh and joanne shall be promoting nasi lemak on my birthday and virginia will be providing liquor and kajon’s mum will be providing wantan mee…

aaron’s birthday is coming soon…please give suggestions on wat we shoudl do…where to go?…which club? ipoh or kl?

bro has got sore eyes….

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Well, not being a sore loser, but seriusly, wat the hell is wrong with this team?
They have so many opportunities to win but they end up screwing up!!!
Looks likes its gonna be another season for Arsene’s side without any trophies…

They could have won the Carling Cup if they put in the right players…

They could have beaten Blackburn if they had scored at Emirates first…

And it would have been nicer to lose to PSV if one of the Arsenal players was to score a goal then being given an own goal…

It’s because of this little but big mistakes that cause my Arsenal losses…I dont think its realistic to expect the premiership trophy as well…I think Arsene should start concentrating on building next season’s team and must improve in defence and midfield…we can’t always depend on Toure and Sanderos only in the games…They may be good but are shaky at times…And so are the midfielders…Henry i think is out of his prime…The fellow got attitude problem…sigh…

what an arsenal…

i dont know why joanne soo tagged me for this…lets see if i can find 6 unique things about me…

1. I am doing 5 subjects this semester…how is this unique? well its not everyday u come across a person doing 5 subjects for communications…
2. I have a unique writing abilty…well at least thats wat the class and dr.sharon commented on my piece of work…
3. i have a weird and unique taste on the girls i like…hmm…still cant figure out why…
4. I can bite my toe nails…not many people can do that u know…it takes lots of time and practice…
5. I am single…quite unique for a 20 going on 21…
6. i have unique friends…a bunny, a kangaroo, a pig, a hedgehog, a bee, a state, and many more…