My Story

Where did Venom come from?

How did Donkey fathered dragon’s kids?

Why did Danny Ocean end up a thief?

Can every part of Mr.Fantastic’s body stretch?

What really happened to Jack Sparrow’s mum?

How did Elizabeth get a child immediately after she made love with William?

Whats going to happen to Optomus Prime?

Does Cybertron really exists?

Are violinists really that attractive?

Do blue buttons come in other colours?

Is rock really rocking or starting to crumble?

What has happen to all the monsters?

Who is the real monster?

Is he still a virgin?

Is it wise to ask for something impossible?

Will things ever change?

Can we ever really achieve personal growth?

Inspired by a real blue button…

Charlie never did like anyone…And he wasnt a favourite among his peers as well…You see Charlie was known to be weird among his friends…at only the age of 6, he was able to think like a genius…he knew barthes, foucault, freud…he knew marx, tolsroy, forsthye…he knew pastuer, marie curie, einstein…he knew the past, the present and the future…he knew everything that had to be known and also the unknown…

Yet he never did know what he was supposed to do with this talent…orphaned after his parents were killed in September 11th, he lived with his grandparents…he was different to the rest of the six year olds…he didnt like running, paying hide and sick, colouring, eating chocolates or anything like that…instead he would just sit down and stare at that blue button…the blue button meant everything to him…

When he woke up, he stared at it…when he ate, he stared at it…when he bathe he stared at it…doctors and physicians and pediatricians could not know wat was wrong…when asked, he would say nothing except point onto the blue button…

But no one could see the blue button…this was because the blue button was a microchip inserted into his eye…I know this…cos i inserted the microchip into his eye…I was paid by the CIA to do this…They made me do it…From the moment Charlie was born, everything has been planned…

The attacked on the towers, the tsunami, the war in Iraq…We knew all about it even before it happen…

The Blue Button was the microchip that had all the information in it…its the smallest microchip ever created and was the most advanced in its technology…

I know it cos i designed the chip…All of the worlds knowledge in one chip…And the victims were of September 11 and the tsunami…You see, when the planes struck the towers, the pentagon and the one that crashed, the US were actually busy in Area 51, Utah…They were launching it…The ultimate weapon to make them powerfull…More powerfull than God himself…

And they launched it…9/11 was a diversion for this…they planned everything…they had the media where they wanted them to be…the whole world had their eyes on the two towers while they continued their plans…

After a successful launch, it was time to test it…The first test was in Iran…The machine would fire sonic beams from space with its power from the sun…The sonic beams are transformed into sonic booms as they hit the earth’s surface thus causing earthquake…50000 in Iran lost their lives in this quake…they had succeeded…the second test, was the test on sea…again they did it…this time it was off the coast of Sumatera…They missculculated…

Thus we had the biggest humanitarian dissaster in human history…quarter of a million dead and missing…

I thought that would have been the end of it…I visited Charlie from time to time to check on the blue button which contain all the codes to dismentle the weapon…but getting the chip out of charlie was hard…i had to kill him if i wanted the chip…i tried to adjust it…and that was the mistake i made…i messed with his eye to much…it damaged the chip…and it fired beams to north pole…it wasnt a bad effect…but weeks later, we had Katrina…

The CIA and FBI have been tracking me down forever and they have yet to catch me…i have no where else to run or hide…time is running out…it will all be over in 2012…the end is coming…the blue button must be destroyed…the obssession over the blue button has to stop…..

B211 Films Presents

An Aaron Raj Film

HOSTEL?

Starring Aaron Raj, Kelvin Raj, Sajid, Omar, Safiul, Mayuran and Selva…

Story : A cheap remake of Quentin Terantino’s hit Hostel…bunch of idiots sharing a hostel in Sunway Apartment Hostel…

I dont know if it has to do with anything i look but i realize a lot of women are looking at me…Not trying to show off or anything…But i get more aunties smiling at me then chicks…This happens a lot especially when im at the gym and at Bangsar Shopping Complex…

Yesterday, this indian woman smiled at me…and my uncle was like, "she’s smiling at u aron!" and im like,"she probably thinks im in my thirties or something…haha"

hmm…first the violinist, and now this…what awaits u aaron????

Its kind of interesting as well as unfair if we compare Hamilton to any other F1 driver…first of all his British, he is a rookie and is attached to the most expensive team in Formula 1…a bit too much for a rookie if u ask me…

i mean if all rookies would do great if they start off with a great team…villenueve was fantastic when he started with Williams…Kubica and Vettel also both started with BMW Sauber and both scored points in their first GP…but look at drivers like Button who only won his first race after more than 6 years in F1 and Hamilton after just 6 races…

Nevertheless, Hamilton has a 10 point lead over Alonso…and looking at the way things are going, Hamilton might just end up champion…He’s driving superbly…The only way Ferrari can keep up with them is if only they Mclaren have a few unfinishes…

And with Renault and BMW improving every race…Both Ferrari and McLaren do have something to ponder about…

Its sad to see how some people behave…

Last Thursday, South India’s most expensive film ever made and also one of the most expensive film made in India opened in theaters worldwide simultaneously…however, in malaysia, the situation was different…we did open the same time as every other country in the world…but the feedback we got from the audience was just terrible…

i dont know how many of you guys are aware of small private cinemas that cater to the indian society in this country…so there are a few in Klang and Ipoh…Both this cinemas were destroyed by moviegoers when the cinema failed to air the film on time…yup…the fans destroyed the cinema, burnt the screen and even attacked the manager…it did came up in local papers but not as much in foreign online sites that highlighted the event…

The fault was the distributor of the film, AVM studios which sent too few reels to Malaysia and expected the cinemas to download it online…weird right?…AVM studios, the oldest film distributor in India doing a shitty thing like this…but why?…maximize profit?…

And the sad thing is, these people get worked out and go violent…most of these people are from poor families…yes they really are…and they saved up a lot to bu tickets and all that…imagine having been told the movie is cancelled?…

So whats so great about this film?…Despite being one of the most expensive, it stars South India’s favourite actor…hell, im not a fan of tamil films but i love this actor as well…Now this actor, Rajnikanth, well he has like a god like status in South India…people actually look up to him and all that…i saw in India Sun TV news the other night, fans pouring milk on the posters and all…Pouring milk over religious statues and pictures are common but over movie stars?…Dissapointing…

I guess what makes this actor so special is the roles he plays…He normally plays a poor guy who ends up rich and getting the girl and help the people…typical tamil movie…yet, he’s got such a huge support…Even Hollywood stars dont get as much attention as he does…

About the movie, which i have yet to watch, the actor is actually in his 50s and his co-star is in her 20s…look at the age gap…and the public still dont mind it…

Maybe one day, if i do decide to make films, i might just go to India and try my luck…We have Malaysia actors in hindi and tamil films but no Malaysian director yet…hmm…something to ponder…

Another disappointment of 2007…Whats wrong with all the filmmakers?…Chezzy lines…Poor direction…Weird soundtrack…Unnecessary comic scenes…whats going on with Hollywood?

jesicca alba was terrible…i mean, she had so much make up on her…no…not nice…

the only 2 things nice about the film was the silver surfer himself and stan lee’s cameo which as usual most of the audience didnt have the simplest idea on who he was…had some good jokes but thats it…story was predictable…

6 out of 10…its one the films where u have to watch for the sake of watching it…

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it’s just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you’ve told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you’ve followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he’ll say he’s just not the same
And you’ll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

What an amazing evening it was for me, Kath, Max, Maxine, Mindy, Pui Yarn, Grace and her bf…we left for the actors studio @ bangsar to catch this musical concert not only to release some stress from exams and studies but also to see our very own lecturer dr.andrew ng perform…

Dr.Andrew was amazing…once again he was able to capture the crowd with beautiful tenor voice…he sang 3 songs…all were great…and dr.sharon’s dad officially gave him orders to give us all an extra 5 marks for attending and supporting him…we basically created a small fan club at the corner cheering him…

After Andrew performed, the stage was taken over by Joanne Yeoh and her violin…she played brilliantly…i mean i have never seen anyone played on the violin so fast…i have heard music like that but seeing it for the first time was great…she kept smiling at me…but max says she kept smiling at him…so i told max to get her violin while i take the violinist…we got her contacts…yay…anyways, she was a good performance for the night…

Next was Juwita Suwito…she was great as usual…singing her famous songs and also some from the YWCA album…her performance was good as well…den came Vince Chong who sang James Blunt’s You’re Beautiful…It was ok only…but when he teamed up with Juwita and sang The Prayer, they were not bad…in fact all the performers were in a class of their own…trully a great night…

After the concert, we got our autographs from andrew…bugged him like hell for it…me and max took pictures with vince and joanne yeoh…ooo…im feeling happy already…met the Bongs (dr.sharon’s entire family)…disturb them also…in other words, monash students made a mark in The Actors Studio @ Bangsar…

What a day for a night and what a night for a day…

A lot of things have happened in my life since Oceans 11, 12 and 13…
I didnt really see ocean’s 11 untill after i saw ocean’s 12…but last night, i was just recalling the events that took place on the day we went and saw ocean’s 12…it was december 16th 2004…yup it was joanne’s birthday and also the day we got our MUFY results…nevertheless, although most of us got dissapointing results for MUFY albeit the fact that there were geniuses present among us in the likes of wei keat and joanne herself, we still decided to go for a movie…

now on this day, also happen to be one of the last proper outings i had with 2 of my best friends, joanne and hiu li…i mean we still hang out now…but its been ages, (it actually has been ages) since me, hiu and joanne actually hang out together…this was also the day i had a flat tyre on my car and hiu li enjoyed using my camera to take a picture of me changing it and joanne smiling in the background…ahh…the crazy things we did…

den of course, we were joint by chun hor and eric…we wanted to watch phantom of the opera but ended up with ocean’s 12…which was a good movie indeed…

anyways, the main reason of this post…well, technically, i want to point out how many things have changed since that last outing we had…

joanne and hiu who at one time used to hang out together all the time now hardly see each other…although im still close with joanne and hiu, i must say the friendship with joanne has always been strong and grows stronger everyday…sadly, i did have misunderstandings with hiu from that day till now that has cause complications to the friendship…

eric and chun hor used to be best "gay" buddies…hahaha…well not really gay…but they were so close at one time…and now, one is here and the other in australia…they dont really keep in touch as often as they used too…everyones so busy…

wat im trying to say here is, a lot of things have happened but that doesnt mean  we still cant look back at the past and treasure those moments…it would be beautiful if hiu, jo and i still could hang out together as we used too…but we all have our own lives and careers now…i just wish we relive those moments once again…we are all going to depart real soon…i mean graduate real soon…

its to much to wish for but i really wish the impossible wishes…