Kat, Feli and Max, this is for u guys…hehe…
Aaron Raj Presents,
An Aaron Raj Film,
In Association with Monash Films and Universal Pictures,
Threesome!!!
Starring,
Hugh Jackman as Aaron Raj
Keira Knigthley as Max Raj
Adolf Hitler (resurected) as Sutler
Rambo as Karate Kat
The Terminator as The Biawak
Cliwe Oven as Marx Max Ine
Oprah Winfrey as Mama Helen
Kate Winslet as Antehead
Paris Hilton as The Saint
And a special appearance by Alan Rickman as Dr. Laurie Demidenko
Story - The film revolves around the imaginative life of Aaron Raj. The film is being narrated in 3 different point of views…
The first part of the film talks about the present day Aaron Raj whereby the slip of a tongue has caused him a nervous breakdown which will affect him for the rest of his live…From that day onwards, aaron raj was different…and so was the world…a new political ideology known as sutlerism was created…
The second part is set 2 years ago but in a present day situation…Its the same thing but more complicated…But this time, max raj was obssessed with aaron raj…the obssession was so intense, that he wrote a diary called the diary of aaron raj…he would spend time with him and wrote everything he did…no one really noticed it until someone found his diary…the obssession had made him go crazy…so crazy, that he met this person called sutler and became best friends with her…
The third part is set in the future, 10 years from now in Modern day Malaysia…the nation has been taken over by the communist queen, Sutler and has required all men to be gay and go to see the renowned Dr.Laurie for an anal inspection…If they admit they were gay, they would be free…if they did not, they would be anal-yzed…The evil Sutler was in deed evil…Aaron being the smart one as he always is, admited to it in order to escape to clutches of Dr.Laurie who skipped his dinner just to anal-yzed aaron but didnt get to…Aaron was now free…and he wanted to overthrow sutler…so he joined the bald man Union…The Bald Man Union was actually made up of girls who desired bald men but could not get them as sutler made them all gay…Antehead, president of The Bald Man Union urged aaron to help them…there was only one way to defeat sutler and that was with the Mama’s blessing and The Saint’s Fish…so aaron left in search of the Mama and the Saint…The Mama leaved in a castle guarded by hundreds of McYummy’s and McKays…the last of only living straight men…but they were all mama’s slaves…aaron approached them and surprisngly they allowed him in…Mama Helen blessed him and gave him a book, Frankie Fukuyuma’s Clash of Gayolizations…It was a book on how to end the evil runnings of Sutler…With the book, aaron gained more confidence…he then went to see The Saint…The Saint wasnt really a saint…in fact she was busy with Angels when aaron arrived…he asked for the fish…she said if he wanted the fish, he had to play snake and ladders with her…if he wins he gets it…so he played…and he won…and he got it…
now he went back to see Antehead…Antehead said she was willing to help and provided aaron with 3 of her best soldiers…Karate Kat was from China and an expert in all kinds of martial arts…The Biawak, they called her…another strong predator from the Amazon…and the last one was Marx Max Ine Strausenburger…She was the last decendent of Karl Marx and also a student of Charles Xavier…another great warrior…now they were all off…
The batlle field, the 3 women destroyed all of Sutler’s Sutlericons…Sutler was trapped…nothing could be done…Aaron walked up to her…"surrender sutler…its over…"…"no" said sutler…she den took a potato peeler and peel her eyes out…she had destroyed herself…peace was there once again…aaron tried looking for max raj, his friend which he lost a long time ago…he was never found…but aaron found someone else, a more better person and they lived happily ever after…
the end…
COMING SOON!!!